Scotincarlisle

Can @kobo please tell me why they have charged me £14.49 for a subscription I do not, or never have? I have tried going through customer support without getting anywhere. Please just refund me my money.

@SexySatann @MediaSOI “Grippy sock vacation” - As someone who works in a hospital, this is my internet quote of the day 🤣🤣

@MediaSOI Mental illness is shining through, if your a bloke with a cock and think your cock is a fanny then please oh please put yourself on a grippy sock vacation. If your born with a willy your male if your born with a fanny your female LOGIC he's a dose 😂😂

Zack Polanski "a woman can have a penis, people are not born male or female."

@trafficscotland @PMWilkes99 I reported this to police. Thank you @PoliceScotland for your quick response 👍

@PMWilkes99 Hi, police stopped traffic momentarily on the M74 southbound near the Raith Interchange to pick up debris, if that's the area you mean? Traffic is still a touch slow there as a result. Sorry if I have misunderstood the location!

@trafficscotland it’s really slow at the faith southbound, cars are stationary but I can’t see any reason why?

@CountDraculaDB @AgeTelevision I loved this show. I have a collection of original animation cels from Duckula, from Cosgrove Hall Studios.

Who remembers Count Duckula???

If I ever had a celebrity crush, it would be you @katebottley

@mykemunroe @timecaptales There is a pre-drilled hole in the middle of the ice at the tee line, in which the spike goes into. It’s in the rules and etiquette of curling that whichever stone is closest according to the measuring device will be the winner. It is agreed between the skips of both teams.

@timecaptales Maybe Im just obsessed with variables but those measurements still depend on where she drops the spike no matter how fancy the tool. What a great metaphor for statistics.

When curling rocks are too close to know from the naked eye, they use clever mathematics to find the winner

@autcareandshare If you drive, do a “land cruise”. You and Ryan can design your own route, and choose your accommodation at each place. It would take a bit more planning, but for example- Day 1: drive to (x) town, stay in (x) place, and the theatre has a show, and so on

Good morning all, im still undecided on what to do for Ryan's 30th birthday in December this year, I'd love to take Ryan on a cruise but a cruise in December means it may not stop at the various ports,which would upset Ryan, does anyone have any ideas, ideally all inclusive, im starting to favour a UK holiday as its so close to Christmas( birthday is the 9th)and I need to guarantee the entertainment for that time of year too. Thoughts please.

@VictoriaCoren I would love a tour of Oxford in Morse’s Jaguar. I think David may have hit on a good idea here…

Boring Christmas present? BORING CHRISTMAS PRESENT? If that was available, I promise I’d buy it, and it would be AMAZING. #WILTY

@HeatherBo63 As someone who has lived with chronic depression for many years, I hear you. The black dog is always there, sometimes it behaves but then, sometimes when you least expect, it rears its head and can be difficult to put back on its leash.

@OllieHolt22 Thank you so much for sharing these. I love heritage items like these which could so easily have been thrown away. For your mum, it’s a reminder that she worked bloody hard to get where she is. For you, it’s a priceless piece of knowledge which should be appreciated and preserved

Pre-Coronation Street

@JohnSwinney Two questions: 1. What currency will an independent Scotland use? 2. What will be our army/defence? Salmond, Sturgeon et al could never answer these simple questions. Can you?

Independence is about giving Scotland a fresh start - and a chance to build an economy that works for us. A future where all decisions are made by people who live here. I’m in the stunning National Portrait Gallery this morning, where I will set out more at 9am.

@piercetheveil can you do me a massive favour please and ask my youngest child, Riley, to text her dad once in a while? I would be most grateful. Thank you. Ewan, Carlisle, England.

@marcusbrodyedm @HazelAppleyard_ Wedding photographer here. I would never dream of making a request such as this, how dare he/she. Yes it can be edited out, but why? The implant is part of the person, and anyone who thinks it should be hidden is completely wrong.

Eew. I was a master wedding photographer. It was my career for ten years. I could never imagine requesting that someone do this. Also, what kind of a fool provides vision boards for the photography? For posed photos I could get her to turn her head such that it wouldn’t show. And if the bride felt strongly about it for a few pictures that she wanted to blow up to print large or for the wedding album I could have edited it out (nowadays with AI that’s a single click). This photographer is an amateur and the bride is a monster. So is everyone who enables her.

@KateGarnerMusic Please never stop posting. No matter how bad a day I’m having, watching you play and sing always makes me smile. You are an immensely talented artist, and you do your dad proud 😊

When I was 12 years old, my dad bought me a gramophone and this is the first record I put on! ‘Happy Go Lucky You’

A bit of sunset chasing tonight. Can anyone guess where I was?

@Northlakesuk I’m working night shift at the Cumberland Infirmary tonight, the view from my ward was stunning at sunset looking over towards Scotland

View from my bed tonight watching the sun going down over the Solway coast and Galloway hills with Alfie by my side taking in the views woof 👍 🐕

@RawBlueCheese @DaveBensonPhill Made in Cumbria, and the quality is top notch skwiggles.co.uk/shop/products/…

@EwanCannon @DaveBensonPhill Love it! I want one!

People of a certain age will know who these two are.

@YesterdaysBrit1 A very tentative claim to fame, Derek Batey’s brother lived next to my granny

Who remembers this popular TV 📺 series from the seventies?

@Alan07302094 The NHS app is a fantastic tool. I can see results, order prescriptions and look at my medical history. My GP also has a e-consult service so for day to day stuff I can just type in what my symptoms are and a GP will get back to me. Scotland should have this.

NHS app apparently excellent Not available in Scotland Why ? Because it was England's idea ? Absolutely idiotic again SNP.