Terrance.

@mmpadellan I adjusted it slightly.

@chiky_handlr Add another hundred pounds.

Who made this!?? 😂

@JamieBonkiewicz The World Trade Center isn't lying flat on the ground.

Who gives a fuck?

@kirawontmiss If you can't afford to pay employees, you can't afford to open a restaurant.

tipping culture is getting ridiculous

@mymixtapez Margaret Thatcher didn't have this many extremely rich billionaires.

Actor Mark Ruffalo urges U.S. leaders to raise taxes on billionaires: “Tax the rich... They can handle it. Trust me.”

@ChrisDJackson I wish I knew a scientist or someone who could help get me out of this timeline.

Pray for rain.

@ai_sentience Hopefully not AI.

If we're in a simulation then who or what created it?

If Robin Williams already has one spot (which we think is well-earned) on the Mount Rushmore of comedians… who deserves to be in the other three spots?

@HatsOffff Unfortunately this is effective because so many people don't have brains.

Musk's ex says nearly every MAGA influencer is on a foreign payroll The online 'Patriots' are just renters with flags

@Favwontmiss Go to bed early, only eat real food. Since you went to bed early, you are unable, nor want to, sleep late in the morning.

I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret?

@texasrunnerDFW Unless I'm digging a ditch, I'm functioning as well or better than I did before age 35. You have to continually keep optimizing the diet and work out. Increasing muscle mass as you get older by working out will keep you (mostly) from hitting a wall for as long as possible.

Once you’re past 35, are you just going to keep being gradually more tired every year for the rest of your life or is a there a second wind somewhere? Anybody suddenly stumble upon newfound energy in their 40s? 50s? 60s, maybe with retirement? Naturally, no HRT or hacks

@Parodyjeffx Is she's bragging about talking to someone in public, she's not exactly trustworthy.

What kind of mental illness is this ?

@uap_news I'm ready to pack up and drive to the middle of nowhere to scream and cry. Let's get this over with.

🚨 ONTOLOGICAL SHOCK ALERT🚨 The White House is actively preparing to confirm that extraterrestrial life is here on Earth and they're already consulting with religious leaders to handle the public fallout. The administration is seeking advice on how to break the news that "We Are Not Alone" without triggering a societal meltdown. Why the decades of secrecy? Coulthart claims military and intelligence agencies refuse to admit that a higher power is actually in control. Government officials are being warned to manage this honestly, or face "catastrophic disclosure." To add fuel to the fire, Hollywood creator Brent Friedman claims a Reagan-era Energy Secretary was allegedly left weeping for his daughters' future after learning the core secret. Buckle up. The truth might not just be out there, it might be coming to light very soon. 🛸

@bryan_johnson If I take a nap, I'm up all night.

Took a nap today because I’ll be up past my 8 pm bedtime tonight. It’s better to front load sleep than try to make up afterwords. It protects against impairment and the debt can’t be fully repaid. Also keeps your circadian timing stable.

@NYCMayor It is amazing how many people take the side of the people who have an obscenely higher amount of money than they do. The ultra wealthy only care about lower income people because they need someone to do their chores. And sorry, but Britain doesn't have that many billionaires.

Our new pied-à-terre tax will have the ultra-wealthy elite — those who own $5 million apartments in New York City but don’t actually live here — pay their fair share.

@RossKneeDeep I couldn't name a single Kid Rock song. And I hope I never recognize one.

Lol!!! Is that what he calls it?

@atrupar Either the taxpayers pay for something they will never personally use. Or billionaires pay for it and expect a lot in return. For a ballroom the average American isn't using.

HASSETT: The president is using his own money and the money of donors to make it so taxpayers don't have to pay for the ballroom CORDES: Well, taxpayer would have to pay a billion dollars, correct? HASSETT: No. That's not for the ballroom, that's for securing the entire White House

@NancyMace Cherry picking as usual.

"A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God." - Deuteronomy 22:5

@DemzDeliver That's about as much change as he has in his sofa cushions.

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani forces Jeff Bezos to pay $9 million in unpaid fines for harming NYC’s air quality.

Sorry but I don't want to know anything about the Enhanced Games.

I went to a Dollar General store today, for the first time in several years. I think I saw one thing that was a dollar. And a lot of things that cost more there, than anywhere else in town. I don't understand their concept or customer. There is literally a grocery store next door with lower prices.