Fake ALEC PR

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Oil closes at over $100/barrel for the first time since July 2022.

@Logically_JC The greatest metaphor for the Republican Party is Don Jr. holding up the severed tail of an ELEPHANT that he K!LLED on a game preserve.

I'm not kidding, the only way to avert a devastating global energy crisis and war is to leak the Epstein files and remove Donald Trump from office. It needs to happen right now

Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?

@AZ_Brittney I can't understand someone that would sacrifice their integrity for that man.

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see Karoline Leavitt?

@Chamanit1 @suzamaroo @bushwackr22 Really? You think there's no new wars? Trump literally received bars of gold in the Oval Office. He's selling pardons. He's pardoning the same people he bombs near Venezuela. He pissed off all our allies, so of course they aren't helping. What a dimwit he is. FFS

@FAKEALECPR @suzamaroo @bushwackr22 All of the above are lies, but destroying landmarks? Do you mean the White House ballroom? This from people who tore down statues and monuments all over the US? Get real.

MAGA is imploding and I’m here for all of it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So far, 36 GOP Representatives are choosing retirement over running for re-election. That's 36 seats the GOP will have to fill with fresh faces. An upstart neocon could do worse than running on a 'Fuck Trump' campaign. Probably capture a lot of disaffected angry Republicans.

@theAuntieAngie @DaOGTriple @ICEgov No agents = no security. Sounds like a fail of some kind.

@DaOGTriple @ICEgov Not one TSA agent at a gate or in this video lol. ICE ICE BABY

Breaking: I just cleared TSA at the Atlanta Hartsfield airport in one minute. Shoutout to President TRUMP and @ICEgov 🇺🇸⚔️🥷 I was running late for a flight and somehow the airport line disappeared. Meanwhile the reporters are standing around the airport looking like they lost their storyline. Turns out when things run smoothly… there’s nothing dramatic to report.

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today: “Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.” The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate: “The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible. James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion. The First Amendment’s opening words: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” They put it first.

@allenanalysis The result of giving the Presidency to a weak man.

🚨 Russia just broke America’s oil blockade of Cuba. A Russian tanker carrying 100,000 tons of crude has arrived in Cuba. Trump announced in January that Cuba would receive no oil. 11 million Cubans went dark when the grid collapsed under the blockade. Russia just ended it. The same Russia that: — Is providing intelligence to Iran to kill Americans — Fed satellite targeting data to Iran for the Prince Sultan base strike — Is supplying Iran with Shahed drone components — Has been rewarded with lifted sanctions by Trump Is now openly defying American foreign policy in the Western Hemisphere.

@timecaptales The internet was a kinder, gentler place where all you had to worry about was the surprise Rick-roll.

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

The SAVE Act summarized in one toon. dailykos.com/stories/2026/3…

@its_Lexieroy You must be some vapid mouthpiece to post such obviously hypocritical drivel. Virtually everything you say Trump got rid of is flourishing on steroids and meth in his Administration.

We will never have, by every good metric imaginable, a President as great as Donald Trump. He has literally been one man in the storm, turning back a tsunami of graft, corruption, and sloth in Washington and beyond. He is a gladiator, a truly unstoppable force of nature.

@VigilantFox It's always just talk until he does it.

Bill O’Reilly reveals the real reason Trump talks about running for a third term and taking over Canada. This is incredible. O’REILLY: “He’s not going to try to run for a third term. This is all ridiculous. But you know what he’ll do? And you guys will find this interesting.” “Every day, Donald Trump wakes up from his two hours of sleep, okay? And his first thought is, ‘How can I torture my enemies?’ So he says stuff just to get The View ladies upset—just to get Whoopi Goldberg agitated.” DAVID SPADE: “It works! Hahahahaha.” O’REILLY: “He didn’t like Trudeau. Trudeau is a little nebbish to him.” “So he goes, ‘How can I annoy Trudeau? I’m taking it over!’ And boom.”

@CollinRugg The US military has become the toy box of the elite.

NEW: The U.S. Army has launched an investigation after a military helicopter was flying low near Kid Rock’s Nashville home on Saturday, according to Reuters. The helicopter flew by Rock's 27,000-square-foot White House replica home. "A U.S. official confirmed that this indeed did happen and the Army is investigating how this happened," said Reuters' @idreesali114. "An administrative review is underway to assess the mission and verify compliance with regulations and airspace requirements. Appropriate action will be taken if any violations are found," the Army said.

@suzamaroo @Chamanit1 @bushwackr22 Cool.

@Chamanit1 @bushwackr22 MAGA is fucking dying.

@Chamanit1 @suzamaroo @bushwackr22 What values are those? Pedophilia? Pay for play in the White House? New wars? War crimes? Tariffs and trashed economy? Nepotism? Violating established military and civil statues? Usurping the powers of Congress? Destroying treasured landmarks? Keep your values to yourself.

@suzamaroo @bushwackr22 A few among us are imploding. Doesn't mean that the movement is going away, so guess again. MAGA values still prevail

@HenryFrank02 @RepBrandonGill Fine. No new legislation until 2027.

🚨 HUGE NEWS: Up to **50** House Republicans are now saying they’ll REFUSE to vote on ANY legislation (besides DHS funding) coming from the Senate until the SAVE America Act is PASSED, per @RepBrandonGill THAT’S how it’s done! 🔥 Keep pushing! The SAVE America Act MUST PASS