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@Samj819 Just seen the finish

@FPL_CHEF Co main. Tbh just look on ufc on tnt sports. Its got a 90 second clip

This is how detached I am from UFC, not watched since the first paramount card didn't even realise Izzy was fighting last night. Product has got boring and just no stars,Wonder how many people feel the same or similar.

@Samj819 Was that the main I'll catch the clips later

@FPL_CHEF Please watch grasso v barber

@Samj819 I would never miss a card and often stay up or get up early. It's just got really boring but honestly I feel similar about football if Leeds went bust I'd happily never watch a match again. Also feels like us as consumers are took for granted in both sports

@FPL_CHEF But in general I agree with you. I still watch the big cards or if a fighter I like is fighting on a smaller card but I used to never miss a fight.

@WasAcop @HasanHussain777 When I was 19 I knew it was inherently wrong to raise my hands to a woman because I'm not a total wrong un. Any person convicted of violent or sexual offences should be not being allowed to be an MP if he was brown you'd be screaming from the rooftops and you know it

Bless. What this proves is that he committed a horrible crime when he was 19. He was convicted and received a punishment which he then completed. Since that time he has been a stand-up member of the public. This shows that British justice actually sometimes works? Absolutely. Does this mean it should be held against him for his entire life? Nope. Imagine if we did that for every person who commits a one-time crime like he did. Where would the justice be? What would those who commit the crime think? “Oh well, there isn’t a point in trying to restore trust in me, might as well continue down the path of a criminal.”

James McMurdock was 19, served 21 days for a drunken nightclub altercation nearly 20 years ago, has since built a career, married with kids, and been elected by voters who knew. Meanwhile, your party protected grooming gangs for decades, voted against national inquiries into them, and harbours multiple MPs with far more recent scandals. Spare us the selective outrage—focus on fixing Britain's broken streets instead of digging up old stories to smear opponents. Cowards.

@captaink99 @bphillipsonMP Bit more than an argument tho wasn't it you don't get jailed for 21 days for an argument pal

@bphillipsonMP 19 year old lad, arguing with his girlfriend outside a nightclub? Seriously - give me a break Bridget. Pathetic.

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner. Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again: James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@Thought4D @bphillipsonMP Yeah because the austerity government never existed, neither did the Brexit one, or the COVID one or the Liz Truss budget one, someone's eaten too many crayons

@bphillipsonMP Just like you are trying to get Rayner back!!!! You are the most disgusting government I’ve know in my lifetime!!!

@JMcMurdockMP Maybe he should have advised you to not beat up women, although that's something you just know is inherently wrong if you're not a total and utter wrong un

When I first graduated and started life in the grown up world, I was taken out for lunch by a senior manager at the firm I’d just joined. This was my first client facing role and was a big step forward for me. The senior gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten. He said never try and close a deal by bad mouthing the competition. It just brings the whole industry into disrepute. The more experienced I get the more I realise how right he was. Bridget never had the chance to get this kind of advice because the only job she has ever had was a few years working for her mum’s charity. Now the country is stuck with a SoS who knows nothing about the world she’s in charge of and I’m stuck with a colleague whose best shot at advancing herself is by putting out comments like the one below. C’est la vie Thank you to everyone who has come out batting for me. I’ll keep on keeping on 👍

@LucyTCWife Couldn't you just tell him to play the mental health card?

For those of you that don’t know, poor Alex Belfield has been recalled back to prison. He’s now been back in HMP Nottingham for 5 weeks and is awaiting a parole hearing. His crime? There was no crime. He had been recalled for words he MIGHT say and is a 0.16% risk to the public. I have spoken with Alex weekly and he is in good spirits. He has written book no 7 and has made a start on book 8 🤣🤣 He has more rights and less restrictions in prison than he had outside on probation!! Make it make sense!!! If you would like to send Alex your well wishes I’m sure he would love to hear from you. You can email him or write to him at HMP Nottingham. Prison no: A4747EW. 💙💙

Hope Canvot gets two footed into next week

@elonmusk Shut up you nonce

This is the only way to save Britain. There is no other.

Reform UK: @SuellaBraverman (Conservative Minister) @danny__kruger (Conservative Minister) @RobertJenrick (Conservative Minister) @Malcolm_Offord (Conservative Minister) @NadhimZahawi (Conservative Minister) @AndreaJenkyns (Conservative Minister) @NadineDorries (Conservative Minister) @AdamHollowayMP (Conservative Minister) David Jones (Conservative Minister) Ann Widdecombe (Conservative Minister) @JakeBerry (Conservative Chairman & Minister) @LeeAndersonMP_ (Conservative Deputy Chairman) Lia Nici, (Conservative PPS, Under-Secretary & Whip) Sarah Atherton (Conservative Under-Secretary) @MariaCaulfield (Conservative Under-Secretary) @GullisJonathan (Conservative Under-Secretary) @AndrewRosindell (Conservative Shadow Minister) @SarahForRuncorn (Conservative Councillor) @policylaila (Conservative Councillor) Their collective span covers Major, May, Johnson, Sunak and Truss.

Yeah use the chat of the man who kisses the boot of the man pulling straight up gestapo moves

@MugenLord You're talking about things being "gay as fuck" but youre complaining about the arse you're going to stare at for hours isn't manly enough, go figure

I knew I wasn't going crazy, the male protagonist walks gay as fuck in the new Fable Game. My guess is that the Female Model for this game is the Base. Instead of creating a separate model, they simply swap a male character on top of the base. If that's the case, then why have a model character design if they are going to pull something like this? You might as well play a female character instead, maybe that was the plan to begin with.

Part two of my Saint Etienne Football Manager 26 story I have been messing about with AI and made a podcast about my story as well as the usual written post Retweets appreciated open.substack.com/pub/fmchef/p/t…

FUck it new era Football manager content open.substack.com/pub/fmchef/p/t…

Finally a benefit of Brexit

So I saw a creator on tik rock who plays college football 26 and he uses AI to create 15 minute podcasts for his team and all sorts of other stuff Never considered this as a possibility It's giving me all sorts of idea for FM and also TEW I may get back into writing content

@LewisVocey Yeah I'll see what happens I need to go back to shifts work pretty sharpish really so hoping another job comes up there soon

@FPL_CHEF Your one step ahead by recognising that needs work though, none of us are the finished perfect article pal - it will happen

Fuck me job interview today. Everything went wrong beforehand I got woke up at 2 by baby then was up for the day Lost my ID Lost bank card Was late All of my own making At interview said was really impressed with me but I didn't give enough examples, they didn't ask for any