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Templeton Moss
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Templeton Moss
@FaceMoss
Storyteller/cartoonist/silly person. Avid napper, pizza aficionado, cartoon connoisseur. Award-winning writer, published poet, Disney expert. Pretty okay guy.
Jeffersonville, IN Katılım Mart 2011
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Every time I get to the point of thinking, “Nothing he could possibly say would surprise me anymore,” he proves me wrong.
#TrumpThreatensGenocide #trumpthewarcriminal #LockHimUp
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@ohgeorgeishere @AuthorAdam88 Hey! You know that old saying about an infinite number of monkeys with keyboards eventually typing the complete works of Shakespeare? Maybe that’s what Twitter is!
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Every type of tweet was already written by Shakespeare.
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Behind every successful man, there is a tiger! Look out! There’s a tiger behind you! Run, successful man! Your MBA won’t save you now!
(This was not anything)
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@deloisivete Soup and grilled cheese sammies.
It doesn’t have to be cold or rainy to enjoy some soup n’ sammies.
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@jeanisalunatic I’m thinking of moving to Denmark and living out the rest of my days as a puffin.
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@ibeonline All birds have the same blood type.
Dracula had a mustache in the original novel.
It takes about 1 1/2-2 minutes to play Chopin’s “Minute Waltz.”
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@_Always_around_ Some of us already HAD anxiety and the bullshit ain’t helping.
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@trav12037911 No, running is too uncomfortable. I slouch away from it.
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@SuppleWhisper @AuthorAdam88 That’s probably WHY you’re holding it together so well.
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@JackKel19462997 It was me. I thought it was mine. I put it right back. Sorry.
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@_UsernamesRHard Me either neither.
In my case, I think it’s because I have “exotropia,” which means one of my eyes is a liiiiiiiiiite bit off-center.
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@suecorvette I’ma blow your mind: it’s the same dude! His name was Philip Flathead and he revolutionized screws and the driving thereof.
(I made that up!)
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I just want to meet someone who’s as considerate as the guy who named the flathead screwdriver and as confident as the guy who named the Phillips
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Now, for no reason whatsoever other than I like it, here is some #MaryBlair artwork. #Cinderella #AliceInWonderland #PeterPan #SleepingBeauty
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What's the plural of Bigfoot? Bigfoots? Bigfeet? What's a group of Bigfoot? An hallucination? They're always blurry, how about a Monet of Bigfeet?
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