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@GSumoBreakdown Onosato gets a make kochi. Kotozakura wins the yusho. Hoshoryu gets jun-yusho but the losing margin is a dumb loss to a mid-Maegashira rikishi.

It is time for Aki Bold Predictions. Whoever has the best prediction will win a free Grand Sumo Breakdown t-shirt!

@toriimacdaddy Reagan Battery sounds more like a roided-up middle linebacker with a neck roll.

Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.

@SteveNiles Is that…Jar Jar Binks?

@SumoZeki Don’t see an option to DM you, but I’d be interested in a Takayasu portrait

Hello! It's summertime and I could use some extra cash, so I'm hoping to take on a few commissions! I'll draw a charcoal portrait of basically any rikishi for $75 (plus shipping)! Please shoot me a message if you're interested! Thanks!

@GSumoBreakdown Hoshoryu will win the yusho, but the real winner will be the friends we made along the way

It is time for Natsu 2024 Bold Predictions! Best prediction will win a free Grand Sumo Breakdown T-shirt. What do you think will happen in the upcoming basho?

Okay, I've wanted to do a giveaway since I hit 500 followers, but never found the time. Now I'm over 1800 followers, and think I'm going to give this Hakuhō portrait I drew to someone who likes and retweets this post. I'll pick the winner on Friday!

@Wilson__Valdez Can’t take anyone seriously who doesn’t spell it “Sean.”

*Leftist who clearly wants Trump to win to own the Libs* The Libs would rather have Trump win than support this thing (that they almost all already support). Totally.

Thank you for this extremely edgy take, guy from the UK. At least the Canadians touch our border.

@Wilson__Valdez Eagles guaranteed to remain in the playoffs at least one day longer than the Cowboys. That’s a successful season in my book.

Well, the Eagles might be a joke but at least Dallas still sucks. It's the small victories in life.

@GSumoBreakdown 1. Atamifuji goes make-koshi but beats at least one Ozeki. 2. Kotonowaka yusho. Maybe with ozeki promotion?? 3. Ura uses a kimarite not seen in the top division in at least two decades.

It is once again Bold Predictions time! Let us know what you think will happen in the basho. Will Terunofuji dominate or retire? Will Kirishima be promoted or choke? Will Onosato impress or disappoint? Whoever has the best prediction with win a free Grand Sumo Breakdown t-shirt!

@janecoaston Monster’s Ball

Okay what’s the worst movie you’ve ever watched with your parents (worst as in, movie you should absolutely not watch with your parents), mine was Boogie Nights

@bombsfall There’s some non-Euclidean geometry going on in there for sure

Visiting Bethany's family in the middle of nowhere PA and staying at a farmhouse that I would describe as Comfortably Unsound.

@jury_foreman @pants Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

@pants #newwallpaper

Mood

@MattRHinton Normally I’d agree but I’m a Michigan fan soooo 🙌

cannot wait for the "us against the world" cliché era to run its course. so incredibly petty and self-absorbed.

@Alex_Drain …after wasting a timeout.

Franklin punting on 4th & 2 in midfield down 8

@GSumoBreakdown At least one san’yaku rikishi will lose by henka two or more times.

We are just under a week from the start of the Kyushu basho which means it is time for Bold Predictions? Will Takakeisho win the yusho, or go kyujo. Will Terunofuji take home gold, or will another Maegashira shock the world? Best prediction wins a free GSB t-shirt!

@AdonisQEinstein @DougJBalloon Who knew that the motion of spreading avocado on toast was a key exercise for strengthening the carpal tunnel 🤷‍♂️

Millennials killed carpal tunnel

@neilkohney Nice

@GSumoBreakdown Kotonowaka goes make-kochi, Tamawashi goes kyujo, and an ozeki wins the yusho.

It's Bold Predictions time again! Send us your boldest Predictions for the Aki Basho and the best predictor will win a FREE Grand Sumo Breakdown t-shirt!

@GSumoBreakdown Takakeisho pulls a devastating henka to deprive Hoshoryu of enough wins for ozeki promotion

It is once again Bold Prediction time! Who will be promoted to Ozeki? Who will fall flat on their face and only get three wins? Who will slap the Yokozuna in the face, jump on the mic, and call him a punk ass bitch? Best prediction will win a free GSB t-shirt!