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@FakeAjebutter
Dad. MSc Psychology. Postgrad Pedagogy.
Warsaw Katılım Mart 2009
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@pamvonhadder The lower one sucked in all the blood of the person buried in the garden.
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@MOSSADil For the umpteenth time - London should be avoided by everyone !!
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🇬🇧 NEW DEVELOPMENTS—A 22-year-old Israeli, Shalev Ben Yakar, was brutally attacked by five masked men in Golders Green, London, after they heard him speaking Hebrew.
The assault comes just weeks after another Jewish man was stabbed in the same heavily Jewish neighborhood.
British police are investigating the attack as an antisemitic hate crime amid rising violence targeting Jews in broad daylight across the UK.
(ILTV)
Mossad Commentary@MOSSADil
🇬🇧 ANOTHER ATTACK IN GOLDERS GREEN A Jewish man in Golders Green, London was nearly stabbed from behind in broad daylight by an attacker hiding a knife behind his back. A passerby spotted it and shouted a warning seconds before the attack, likely saving his life. The attacker then continued down the street and assaulted another Jewish man shortly after. Britain is no longer safe for Jews.
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@KafkeKretz 20 lat temu poszedłem odwiedzić moją przyjaciółkę z liceum i kiedy siedziałem na sofie, uklękła przede mną i zaczęła próbować mnie łaskotać (głównie po udach) w sposób raczej uwodzicielski niż żartobliwy. Roześmiałem się i powiedziałem jej, żeby przestała się wygłupiać.
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Israeli security forces made a list of thousands of militants who participated in the Oct. 7, 2023, attacks. One by one, they are being tracked down, captured and killed. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4uwA952

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@Gniazdownik @23T800 @szczerze_kuzwa_ If the lad impregnates his woman once every two years, boom - a five kid family.
If for some reason or personal experience, you have been led to believe men in their 40s have dead sperm, one can only sympathise with you. Briefly.
And then laugh.
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@23T800 @szczerze_kuzwa_ Kabaret to myślenie że samotny 30 latek nagle zbuduje dużą rodzinę XD jeśli przez ostatnie 10 lat nie udało mu się zbudować stabilnego związku to raczej mało prawdopodbne żeby udało mu się to nagle po 30 kiedy 90% porządnych kobiet jest już zajętych.
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@BrigadeCorona @johnkonrad Not as retarded as you. However that’s a good point.
That is the sole part that one could say was made up by the man. A good therapist should not and would not say that. On the other hand she was apparently recommended by the woke brigade of friends.
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@FakeAjebutter @johnkonrad a couples therapist would say, during therapy, she’s happily married but jealous of a client’s husband? are you fucking stupid?
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A friend of mine went through this.
The dude is an awesome dad. Early 40’s. Tall, handsome guy. Made good money. Graduated a top college. He restored an old house himself. Always was talking up his wife. Kids lacrosse coach. Kept in shape just incase he needed to defend his family. No major vices.
She wants out. He insists on counseling.
Counselor says he’s right. She flips out says he picked a biased counselor.
So she asks all her girlfriends for a wife friendly female counselor who will “understand me”. They go.
The counselor apparently lost her mind. Starts yelling at the wife.
“Listen to him. I’m happily married and I’m jealous of you. All he keeps saying is how much he loves you. How he prays every night for your happiness. And he is HOT!”
The whole thing boiled down to he refused to go to woke wine tastings, art shows, wedding receptions for people they barely know and baby showers with her. Girl stuff.
And he claims he didn’t even refuse, he just said they had to take separate cars so he could jet after 30 minutes.
That was his only request in life.
Bonkers.
Bonkers!
Richard Cooper@Rich_Cooper
Divorced her husband, two years later crying about the decision. I have no sympathy for people that play the victim in the chaos they create. Do you?
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@BrigadeCorona @johnkonrad You’re saying couples therapists in your town WOULD NEVER tell a client NOT to sabotage a good thing? The only solution offered is always “get a divorce”?
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@johnkonrad and you believed him? that sounds like something a couples’ therapist would say?
I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you
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@thatsjefftoyou @LALoading_ @mrjustice9ja @elchipsdubbo @TheBallZoneX Is Bundesliga worse than MLS as only Bayern wins? Or are you simply hating on a a Saudi league cos it was founded by Arabs?
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@LALoading_ @mrjustice9ja @elchipsdubbo @TheBallZoneX There’s other teams? Are you saying they’d lose to the other 28 teams?? Yall keep acting stupid and I’ll act stupid right back
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🚨 Clint Dempsey (MLS Pundit): "Right now everyone is talking about the Saudi League climax, a team fighting for league title battling against a team fighting for relegation, both teams have higher stakes."
"MLS needs to introduce relegation coz lower ranked teams here fight for nothing and its literally free points for top teams coz they have no motivation to win or lose. Saudi is already among the top leagues, MLS is far behind."


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@BudnikLuk @chrzanikx Highest percentage of divorces are amongst female homosexual marriages.
In practically every EU country
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@chrzanikx wyjcie sobie tam po prawej stronie. prawda jest taka, że małżeństwa jednopłciowe są trwalsze od hetero. boli was ta prosta prawda, że to małżeństwa homoseksualne, mieszane z sąsiadem, bratem będą wkrótce fundamentem tego kraju. pani ministerialna bardzo merytorycznie. propsy
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Kotula daje popis inteligencji XD
- czy pary jednopłciowe po transkrypcji mogą się rozwieść w Polsce?
- myślę, że tak, zaskoczył mnie pan
- jak?
- mhm, na zasadzie zwyczajnej
- ale gdzie mają to zrobić jak zawarli związek w Niemczech?
- pan redaktor wychodzi z założenia, że wszyscy się będą rozwodzić…
- naprawdę nie ma na to pomysłu?
- tu nie chodzi o to, że nie ma na to pomysłu, te małżeństwa są po prostu małżeństwami
XDDD
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@ExxAlerts That’s disgusting. They are going to have to burn that couch.
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ALERT: Naked landlord makes a sandwich after having s-x with a woman on the tenant's couch in Westland, Michigan.
Javon Craword and his wife were visiting a sick relative in the hospital when they started getting alerts from their security cameras inside the home.
They checked the footage and saw a live feed of his landlord, who was supposed to be removing dead birds from the attic, having what appears to be s-xual relations with a woman on his couch.
Crawford said, “He was walking back and forth naked … He might have been making a sandwich.”
Crawford has turned the security footage over to the police, and prosecutors say the landlord could be charged with trespassing or sued for violating portions of a lease agreement.
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@WawaRocco @5Commando @_monika_ni @Allegro_Group Do jasnej cholery czy w pełnym adresie widnieje także numer mieszkania czy tylko bloku?
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Żona zrobiła większe zakupy ogrodowe przez @Allegro_Group i wzięła dostawę do domu DPD. Przyjechali wszystko dziś w 3 paczkach. Nagle telefon że kurier stoi pod klatką. Schodzę na dół i pytam w czym problem. Chłopak 20 pare lat z bezczelnym uśmiechem że są 3 paczki i on nie /1
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@pernilla01 @BayesianNuance @charlesmurray Is it pitch black under your sheets? Does one have to spell out how intimate and kinky keeping the sheets above your bodies can be?
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@BayesianNuance @charlesmurray How is it romantic to *not* want to observe your lover?
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@AgnieszkaRB9 @magyarpeterMP To Warsaw? Are you stupid or just illiterate?
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@magyarpeterMP It’s a 5 hours drive from Budapest. No need for commercial flight show
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I am on my way to my first official visit to Poland as Prime Minister.
We are arriving in the beautiful city of Kraków on a commercial flight via Vienna, from where we will continue by train to Warsaw later this evening.
Joining the prime ministerial delegation are Foreign Minister @_OrbanAnita, Minister for the Economy and Energy István Kapitány, Minister for Transport and Investment Dávid Vitézy, Minister of Defence Romulusz Ruszin-Szendi, Minister for Social Relations and Culture Zoltán Tarr, and Minister of Agriculture and Food Szabolcs Bóna.
We will hold official talks with the Prime Minister of Poland. I will also meet the President of Poland, as well as the Marshal of the Sejm and the President of the Senate.
As of today, in the event that both Deputy Prime Minister Anita Orbán and I are simultaneously unable to perform our duties, I am appointing Minister Dr Bálint György Ruff as Deputy Prime Minister.
On Thursday morning, I will travel from Warsaw to Vienna, where I will also hold official talks with the Austrian Chancellor and President.
On Thursday evening, I will return to Budapest by train.
"Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki
I do szabli, i do szklanki
Oba zuchy, oba żwawi
Niech im Pan Bóg błogosławi. "
"Lengyel-magyar két jó barát
Együtt harcol s issza borát
Vitéz s bátor mindkettője
Áldás szálljon mindkettőre."

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@Con_Tomlinson I’ve been telling everyone I know not to bother going to the UK on vacay in the near future.
It’s all fucked up.
Socially. Politically. Culturally.
It’s all gone to shite
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Walking through the park with my wife. Another mother and her toddler around.
Group of urban youths from local college loitering, hollering, littering, and making the park intolerable. So we leave.
Car follows behind us. We let it pass. They wave a machete at us from the passenger window, and the car sped away.
Filed an online crime report, providing the number plate. Police call: multiple reports about the car, which is using stolen plates. Likely connected to a local drill gang which has been seen dealing drugs to students.
Received a letter, and was told the Met Police can't take the matter further.
We shouldn't have to live like this. This was a nice area, once. We had our wedding photos taken in that park.
These low-impulse-control miscreants shouldn't be able to ruin nice things for the rest of us.
Mass incarcerations, now.

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@BadHarbey @Rendezvous0518 @friedplantain12 @KameronBennett Chyba raczej chodzi o to, że przeszkodził im przy oglądaniu smacznego ciałka. Zamiast się skupić na jednoręcznej zabawie, muszą zrobić przerwę by odpisać na głupie pytanie.
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@Rendezvous0518 @friedplantain12 @KameronBennett So people are mad at him for being harmlessly stupid?
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@IMissHitchSlaps @sotontimes Could someone British explain UK law to me.
Even if Mr Novak had been guilty of racial abuse, does that qualify as a misdemeanour that requires putting the person in handcuffs? Regardless of the number of stab wounds the suspect may or may not have at that moment!?
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@sotontimes Poor Henry, stabbed by an indian, surrounded by gaslighting indians, handcuffed by police. Died of his wounds whilst handcuffed. Digwa left scene, stole Henry's phone and Digwa's mum removed the murder weapon.
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In the 999 call played in court, Digwa's brother said: "We just been attacked by someone racially.
“We just got attacked racially by some white person.”
He added: “Physically attacked my brother we're Sikhs, we wear turbans, and he attacked my brother."
A video was shown to the jury of Mr Nowak scrambling over a fence to escape Digwa after the prosecution alleges he was stabbed. Jurors have now been shown two more videos taken in the aftermath of this.
In the video Digwa and his brother accuse Mr Nowak of racially and verbally attacking Digwa.
Mr Nowak can be heard denying these claims.
Digwa was heard saying: "No one stabbed you bro you’re... up. You’re drunk."
A second video played to the court, Digwa's father can be heard saying: "He’s pretending, a minute ago he was talking to you guys.
"Now he’s trying to get up and going to leave."
Throughout the second video Mr Nowak can be seen lying on the floor as Digwa's family and neighbours tell him to sit up.

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@CrowofLove1 @ladiedadida @LightGrayy @Contra_Flash Besides boredom, whatever could be the reason why people get into this debate with cunts? You keep saying Israel doesn’t deserve to exists but who exactly is going to take the land of Israel from its people?
Muslims? IRGC terrorists? Woke leftards? You and whose army!?
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@ladiedadida @LightGrayy @Contra_Flash Dozens, you say?
Like Palestinians? Like Native Americans?
Yet only for Jews are we expected to treat questionable claims of indigeneity like they are gospel.
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@rubergayt @TeslaP90DL @RishiDevArya6 @Coinvo Broski, we are not here to give you free therapy. Take your issues to your mother.
Talmabout “I’m hiding away in my car from talking”. #PsychopathArch
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@TeslaP90DL @RishiDevArya6 @Coinvo talking to a car is the most retarded and the cringiest thing to do.
a car is the place to hide away from talking not to engage in more
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@schemerb0y @RealTalkChrisA @KicksFinder AP is a behind the wall type of company my guy. They don’t want this type of coon circus around their brand lol
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@222444nothing @Xavit0_ @64s @RealTalkChrisA @KicksFinder Who in the right mind would rather spend $1000+ on SwatchxAP at a watch dealer right now than a wait a month and get it for $300 from the store?
And why? What is the point of throwing money away?
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@Xavit0_ @64s @RealTalkChrisA @KicksFinder You gotta think he also bought them off other resellers who I doubt were selling to him at retail price
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