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@abc123jjj Nope.

Dear Elbows Up idiots, The crisis that Canada is facing isn’t Donald Trump. It’s not tariffs. And it’s not climate change. I know you want it to be - but it isn’t. The crisis Canada is facing, is you. You are the ones who decided to vote for someone you knew nothing about. You are the ones who voted for someone who couldn’t care less about Canada. You are the ones who voted for a complete moron who has destroyed international relationships - specifically with the US - because “no deal is better than a bad deal.” And you’re praising Carney for doing so because you’re all a bunch of ridiculous rejects who watch endless CBC reporters cheer while Carney throws the future of Canada into a ditch because orange man bad. This is what you voted for because you are all filled with a never-ending amount of blind hatred for a man you used to admire while sitting on the couch watching The Apprentice. And now Canada is falling to pieces, which doesn’t bother you one bit because you now view failure as success - because it makes it easier for all of you to live with yourselves knowing what you’ve done. Knowing that you’ve bankrupted your children and your grandchildren; knowing that your grandkids are already tens of thousands of dollars in debt to the government; knowing your adult children will likely never own a home and may never move out of your dreadful basements because they can’t afford to pay rent. And I guess that’s fine because your kids are so screwed up they don’t even know what bathroom to use. But that’s ok, because Canada has been flooded with immigrants who bring little to no skill with them while living in hotels paid for by taxpayers which makes you feel good because virtue signalling is the only thing you have left to give. And then there’s the economy - which is now so bad it’s being considered a “human rights crisis,” which also doesn’t bother you because who cares about human rights when you can’t even define what a woman is. Overwhelmed food banks? Who cares? Homeless veterans? Who cares? Families taxed into poverty? Who cares? A housing crisis? Who cares? Drug addicts everywhere? Who cares? “Who cares?” would be your battle cry if you didn’t already have the stupidest battle cry in history - Elbows Up! And speaking of Elbows Up…all of you are still pretending to boycott all American products - which is basically impossible - while complaining daily about Trump and the US on this AMERICAN PLATFORM and gushing about how you’ve cancelled your trips to the US and are vacationing in Mexico which now just happens to be the largest trading partner with the US. And when you’re not “sticking it to Trump” with your ignorant views, you’re complaining about the Alberta Separatist’s movement (a movement which is not new) and pretending we’re traitors for wanting a better life and our own country because you voted repeatedly to destroy Canada. And you did that because you are the traitors - every last one of you - but you’re too stupid to realize it and you’re so filled with hatred that you can’t see the forest through the trees. So yeah, it’s you. It’s all of you. You’re the crisis.

@will267626 @CanadianPolling Get some smarter more worldly friends, my lad.

@CanadianPolling I don’t see anything like this in anyone I talk to. I’d be hard pressed to find someone that feels Carney / Liberals have done a good job. Almost every single data point that is measurable suggests Canada is performing worse than ever.

Leader Impression Polling: Mark Carney: 🟢 Approve: 64% ⚫️ Disapprove: 32% ⚪️ Net: +32% Pierre Poilievre: ⚫️ Unfavourable: 53% 🟢 Favourable: 38% ⚪️ Net: -15% Liaison / March 21, 2026

@NorthernFiFi @CanadianPolling sir, this is a wendy's/polling aggregator account

@CanadianPolling Where’s your poll Credentials. I love ripping them apart. Let me guess 1500 people max in a country of millions. We have 0 integrity left in our Liberal Party

@o_lalonde @IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling wrong.

@FakeBritTweets @IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling I read the whole thing and, shockingly, you were 100% bullshitting. 😂

Those Who Would Vote Conservative Today In: 🔵 Edmonton: 50% 🔵 Calgary: 48% 🔵 GTA: 41% 🔵 Winnipeg: 35% 🔵 Vancouver: 31% 🔵 Toronto: 25% 🔵 Halifax: 24% 🔵 Montreal: 15% - Angus Reid -

@o_lalonde @IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling learn for yourself

@FakeBritTweets @IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling What page?

@JoshSeanosky @CanadianPolling @PierrePoilievre I speak for the country.

@FakeBritTweets @CanadianPolling @PierrePoilievre Speak for yourself

It's boring and there's nothing new in there tbh

@JoshSeanosky @CanadianPolling @PierrePoilievre Nope. Canadians were unimpressed.

@CanadianPolling You’ve become so pathetic and biased over time. Anybody with a bit of critical thinking who watched the whole episode can’t help but be impressed by @PierrePoilievre !

@o_lalonde @IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling actually it is. read their constitution.

@IsawesomeJoe @CanadianPolling A minority do but it's not official party policy. x.com/o_lalonde/stat…

@DimitrisSoudas for it to be worthwhile, the wars currently waging have to become endless. without security clearance, pierre has no information on this. what investor would take such a stupid risk?

Lost decade. The time is now. Too much time lost. 👇🏻

@mur13582263 @MichelleRempel and we hate you. vive la canada! down with the cpc!

@MichelleRempel I Really do Hate this F*cking Country

Never forget.

@TonyBones1969 @CanadianPolling I would not. Even if you think the cpc leader is genuinely a better choice, it still puts people like Leslyn Lewis Sam Cooper and Garret Genius in command, with debts to fulfill to a stupid, evil client base.

@CanadianPolling It depends who is running for the liberal party. I voted for the man,not the party. If MC were with the conservatives, I would've voted for the CPC

Those Who Would Vote Liberal Today In: 🔴 Toronto: 60% 🔴 Halifax: 55% 🔴 Vancouver: 55% 🔴 Montreal: 49% 🔴 GTA: 47% 🔴 Winnipeg: 46% 🔴 Calgary: 35% 🔴 Edmonton: 33% - Angus Reid -

@EsoGengar @CanadianPolling smart - Liberal. Stupid - CPC voter. Works across all ages, genders and regions!

@CanadianPolling Can we get a demographics check?

@vachon49995 @RosieRocks28 anything is possible. what you are saying is incredibly unlikely.

@FakeBritTweets @RosieRocks28 I’m not a boy. Those are the numbers and there’s always a lag in polling data results. so I would forecast based on recent positive events with Pierre, the liberals numbers are going to continue go down further. Carney is now alienating his business liberals

The best part about Tom Mulcair gush about Pierre Poilievre's appearance on Joe Rogan is Scott Reid. Poor guy looks like he put in the wrong butt plug this morning.

@vachon49995 @RosieRocks28 bank on it, my boy.

@FakeBritTweets @RosieRocks28 Oh really? the last polling figure show that the liberals on a downward trajectory of -5.1%

@theLLCoolK @PierrePoilievre you could tell by the gifts he brought. he was like some peasant farmer approaching the king on hands and knees.

Ha! Useless fuck wasn’t even invited but had to ask… classic @PierrePoilievre

@tennislife007 @zom_bie_man @CanadianPolling you need a better class of friends, my boy

@zom_bie_man @CanadianPolling Sorry I don’t know who’s voting for them over here. It’s definitely not anybody. I know everybody asks says F off liberals but they’re getting voted somewhere allegedly.

@zom_bie_man @CanadianPolling Don't worry, we know what is best for you and have your interests at heart. You are simply too stupid to function normally without a decent government in place. (this isn't sarcasm, incidentally, you truly are an imbecile)

@CanadianPolling I will never not hate being forced under liberal govts simply due to Toronto.

@djhill1900 @CanadianPolling you meant to say "of" our government, not but.

@CanadianPolling These people are sick. Clearly they don't care. Our country is falling apart by no fault but our government, a liberal one, and people are so fucking braindead, they keep voting them in. Disgusting.

@21mattsmith1998 @CanadianPolling GTA includes outlying suburbs, so Pierre is plummeting. It's not that things are great, it's that nobody is blaming Carney and we know Pierre can't do any better.

@CanadianPolling I'm shocked at how high it is in the GTA. But then again shit continues to get worse here so maybe I'm not

@vachon49995 @RosieRocks28 The next set of polling numbers are going to shut the cpc up right quick.

@RosieRocks28 Hahaha the left are positively constipated with frustration and fury that they can’t control the narrative anymore. It’s glorious. This interview with Joe Rogan just blew 10 years of liberal control and lies out of the park.