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We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

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🎥WHO PLACED THE BET? Someone just made a killing with an extraordinarily well-timed bet on financial markets, minutes before Donald Trump's announcement of war talks yesterday. Was it luck, or inside information? Either way... someone just got rich. Four min primer👇

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me: why am I always so broke??? Amazon: your dog’s wig has been delivered

BREAKING: ⁠QatarEnergy ⁠has ⁠declared force majeure ⁠on some of its ‌affected long-term LNG supply contracts, with ⁠counterparties including customers ⁠in Italy, Belgium, ⁠South Korea, ⁠and ⁠China. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/nlufe4

Hard to believe this isn't a Monty Python sketch

Government to make 'plug-in' solar panels available within months itv.com/news/2026-03-2…

Terrifying revelation. A reporter points out that Trump's "5-day pause" in the war is the exact amount of time it takes for thousands of US Marines to arrive in the region. He also used the announcement to manipulate the stock market. Absolute chaos and deception.

Hormuz fertiliser block will upend world’s food supply ft.trib.al/pvXGzSC | opinion

Nigel Farage took £585,000 from GB News. His MPs declared another £770,000. Four billionaires have spent £170 million building the media machine putting Reform in your living room every night. Today the Guardian exposed them and what they expect in return. This is a political project funded from the top. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #GBNews

Tesco website - doesn’t mention Easter once! Madness.

Little kids are developing recurrent bacterial infections after Covid infections and nothing about this is normal. An 18 month old has suffered 6 MRSA or staph skin infections over the last 8 months. Same antibiotics over and over. Doctors have zero answers beyond just decolonize the skin. That immune dysregulation is getting real lately…

'It's like I'm still living in a Covid lockdown' bbc.in/3PqDJhq

FT Exclusive: Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before Donald Trump’s post touting 'productive' talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling ft.trib.al/5jnFcCt

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@RobBfromDerby You don’t know him he is from a different Iran

“I’ve got loads of negotiators - they just all go to a different school”

“No, you’ve got the wrong number - I’m not the Ayatollah and I can’t make a bigly deal with you.”

LOL. Trump is now PRETENDING to negotiate with Iran so he can say they've agreed to almost everything, in order to push oil prices lower for a few more days. His new "5-day" delay lines up perfectly with a planned U.S. Marines landing assault after the close of markets on Friday, at which time Trump will claim Iran backed out of the (imaginary) negotiations, and thus we had to land Marines to take the Straight by force. That's what's shaping up here. Don't be fooled by Trump's false claims of negotiations. It's all theater for gullible Fox News idiots.

We're at the point where we fact check the acting US president with the twitter feed of the IRGC commander.