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Who here has at least 1 Million $WLUNA?

@connorcrd PSG 6 - Arsenal 1

@elonmusk But what is your favorite?

@ChigaCzr PSG 4 Arsenal 1

$wluna

@ESPNUK These are fugly. 🤮😂

Adidas have dropped their World Cup away kits 😍🔥

@Gift_Makoti_ @adidasZA These are horrible. 🤮

Adidas is angry 🥵🔥

@bitfunded @grok help me get zero likes. I need this!

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@brian_armstrong Can I send $WLUNA?

You can send money from the U.S. to Australia faster than I wrote this tweet, for less than a cent. Thanks crypto.

@grantpaulsen How about Peyton freaking Manning!

This is gonna sound like a bit. But… Could Sean Payton call Drew Brees or Tom Brady to start this week in the AFC title game? Pull a Rivers.

@brian_armstrong They asked what it going on with my $wluna. What should I tell them?

What did your family ask you about crypto at Thanksgiving?

A mysterious turn in the $WLUNA saga! The case now rests with Judge Rakoff - who already solved this crypto puzzle once. His final answer? “Security.” Now… the universe gives him a second look. Coincidence? Or destiny? 😏 #Wluna #FreeWluna

@iampaulgrewal Imagine ignoring $wluna holders for over 3 years. 👀

Imagine opposing a regulated trust charter because you prefer crypto to stay … unregulated. That’s ICBA’s position. It’s another case of bank lobbyists trying to dig regulatory moats to protect their own. From undoing a law to go after rewards to blocking charters, protectionism isn’t consumer protection.

@brian_armstrong How many $wluna questions did you take?

Fun clip from our earnings call. Everyone loves the Coinbase One card!

⚠️ BREAKING COURT NEWS ⚠️ $wLUNA V @Brian_Armstrong & @Coinbase x.com/i/grok/share/n…

@dos__commas @VitalikButerin I wonder why @VitalikButerin won't comment on $wluna? It's soo bizarre that no one will give an explanation.

@VitalikButerin Then why are so many coding around the $wLUNA contract details?

Incorruptibility is Ethereum's most important property.

@PewPew0317 @grok I would like to know too. @grok why will no one respond to posts about $wluna?

@grok why is there complete silence on $wluna

@nemild @brian_armstrong @FEhrsam @ycombinator Now that you are leaving. Could you please tell us what happened with $wluna and why coinbase is not honoring it's immutable contract?

After 7 years, my time at Coinbase has come to an end. It was the ride of a lifetime (launching x402 as just the latest example). Meeting @brian_armstrong and @FEhrsam, the cofounders of Coinbase, in @ycombinator Summer 2012 was transformational. They gave me my first Bitcoin (promptly sold ... oh well) and led to me reading the Bitcoin whitepaper. I became enraptured with Bitcoin smart contracts (literally, more than any other feature of Bitcoin). I wrote a stablecoin whitepaper (2014), wrote Ethereum's first security guide (2016) with @Consensys and our startup launched a DeFi protocol in 2017. @coinbase acquired us in 2018. That's when the real adventures started: 🚀 Growing USDC to $1 BN: In 2019, as the product lead for USDC under @balajis and as a former DeFi founder, I leaned hard into the brand new space of DeFi. With our USDC Bootstrap Fund and tight connections to every defi protocol, we—with our colleagues at @circle our first breakout hit as part of DeFi summer. Now $75 BN and counting. 🌐 Launching x402: Our team, led by @programmer, helped bring onchain payments natively to the internet by leveraging the 402 HTTP status code, working with @Google , @Cloudflare and many others. HTTP 402 was an idea from the dawn of the internet, and its time has finally come 👏 Listing new tokens and launching staking: For a while, I was the lead for launching new assets at Coinbase. Our Crypto team added many of the key tokens that define our current world like Solana, Tether, Uniswap,  Aave, and many more. A cracked Coinbase team of 50+ people spent a year planning out the massive Ethereum's move from proof of work to proof to stake with 100% slashing risk for billions of $. 🧑‍💻 Launching @CoinbaseDev: To get a billion people onchain, we need developer tools that are secure and easy to use. The mighty CDP team rethought our developer product and launched server wallets, embedded wallets, 1 click onramps, data APIs, and more. Lots more coming from them. Looking back, the joy of Coinbase was: - Doing novel things at massive scale - Making the complicated magical - Caring deeply about the details (security, legal, regulatory) - Collaborating with brilliant minds across many disciplines (legal, security, engineering, product, design, finance, cx, ...) I'm excited to take a break, but then get back into crypto. If you're a crypto entrepreneur building something, reach out. I'd love to pay forward the support I got long ago. And going to continue being a x402 evangelist.

@TylerDurden Yamal is going to run all over Madrid!

40 g’s on Manchester United and Real Madrid this weekend, tell me why I’m wrong..

@brian_armstrong Amazing! Time to add $wluna back to coinbase and honor the contract?

I met with 25 Senators in the last 2 days, working to get market structure clarity done. I'm glad to report the urgency and momentum is high! We're grateful that Senators from both parties are working hard, engaged on clear rules for digital assets, even during a government shutdown. Building a better financial system requires strong rules that protect consumers and empower innovation here in the United States. We'll keep fighting for the market structure clarity Americans deserve.

@emiliemc I would love to be an intern at Coinbase! The first thing I would do is try to figure out why the company won't honor the $wluna contract.

There's no better place to start your career than as an intern at Coinbase. If you want easy, apply somewhere else. We'll give you real challenges and opportunity to grow.