Chauncey Gardner

@tedcruz @amanda_m_macias How much is gas in Cancun, genius?

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon. Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….

@thejackhopkins @tameHntr Who was President then? 🤔

The New Mexico AG just reopened a criminal investigation into Epstein’s Zorro Ranch after reviewing sealed FBI material. Ask yourself one simple question: why was this investigation shut down in 2019?

@EdKrassen They won’t find a heart or a functioning brain.

President Trump just arrived back at the White House after having a visit to Walter Reed Medical Center. I wonder what they will find this time, and what excuses Trump and his doctors will make.

@NormalIslandNws Head towards the light!

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has been admitted to hospital in Jerusalem. Please join me in not wishing him a speedy recovery ♥️

@KeithGrossman @StubHub @NYCMayor @nyknicks You’re an idiot. I guess you don’t know the face amount of Knicks playoff tickets.

Posting this screenshot from @StubHub now for when @NYCMayor claims he went to the @nyknicks game for "$700." 🤣🤦‍♂️

@patriottakes Go towards the light!

Looks bored

@gelliottmorris @MollyJongFast From the same gang of idiots that claim they can reduce drug prices by 600%.

one of the best tweets of all time

@cynthfromjersey @StevenCheung47 Thankfully. One was plenty.

@StevenCheung47 There will never be another like him. God Bless President Trump.

It’s 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people. He’s simply one of one.

@StevenCheung47 Oh so impressive. How much Adderall did it take to keep him awake?

@lecternleader FAFO asshole. Disgraceful behavior. You should still be in prison.

On a serious note, I am writing up my complaint against the DOJ and submitting it this week. Maybe I'll fly to DC and deliver it personally. My situation is different than most. The infamy gained from this photo will be in history books. What they did to me will have a generational effect on my family and their livelihoods. I was mocked and called a thief by Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski, and Jim Carey. My face and the accusation of being a thief was shared globally... for years. It still persists today harming my chances to win my local election or lead a normal life. Public school teachers told my children and their friends that their dad was a terrorist. My wife's reputation was dragged through the mud. Death threats caused her work to have to hire private security. USF denied my reentry into college. I had to fight to get my guns rights back. My children and myself were subjected to additional screenings by the TSA. My federal probation officer tried to stop me from speaking out on @Timcast warning that more death threats might come if I choose to talk. My attorney fees were 100k, I was fined 5k and I lost five years of my life to date fighting the lies they told about me. We spent an additional 150k in publicity trying to clear my name and restore my reputation. The DOJ could've chosen to release the evidence clearing my name but withheld it. They maliciously charged me with felony theft. We lost things that can never be restored but if they choose to do the right thing and restore the J6ers, we can finally finish setting things right.

@atrupar Just go there already!

Wut

Keep telling the truth. Thank you to Stephen Colbert and everyone at The Late Show.

@realDonaldTrump What kind of asshole misses his son‘s wedding and shit posts on Twitter instead? Pathetic.

@KathyHochul @atrupar Gloves off.

I won’t be intimidated by Trump — or any spineless MAGA coward like my opponent Bruce Blakeman. While they’re busy screwing over New Yorkers, I’m fighting like hell to lower costs and protect New Yorkers from his attacks. Game on.

@rossin2 @BohuslavskaKate @ms_vagablonde You’re an idiot

@BohuslavskaKate @ms_vagablonde Why are all members of the Kennedy family such twats 🤷he thinks he’s so smart but his questions have achieved nothing that we didn’t already know

Sen. Kennedy: Is Russia our friend? Gen. Smith: Sir, they're not. Sen. Kennedy: Between Ukraine and Russia, who do we want to win that war? Gen. Smith: Obviously, we want Ukraine to stand independently and not be consumed by Russia. Sen. Kennedy: When Putin went into Ukraine, he thought he was going to roll in and take it over in two days like thunder on a summer night, didn't he? Gen. Smith: I believe he did. Sen. Kennedy: But Ukrainian people have fought back, haven't they? Gen. Smith: Yes, sir, they've fought back. Sen. Kennedy: And they now have some of the most sophisticated drone technology in the history of the world, don't they? Gen. Smith: Sir, they do. They're doing very well with drones. Sen. Kennedy: And with limited resources they have, they're giving Russia curb-stomping, aren't they? Gen. Smith: I would say they are. Sen. Kennedy: In fact, with their limited resources, they've knocked out 40% of Russia's oil export capacity. Since January, using their drones and limited cruise missiles, they've hit oil and gas facilities within Russia over 100 times. Not on the border, within Russia. Right? Gen. Smith: Yes, sir. Sen. Kennedy: And Putin was so scared, he almost had to cancel Russia's military parade, didn't he? Gen. Smith: I will take your word for that, sir. Sen. Kennedy: Okay.

@ThePoke Maybe it’s a tomb.

Donald Trump unveiled more details about his beloved ballroom and people aren’t convinced it’s actually a ballroom anymore thepoke.com/2026/05/22/don…

@J6ssicaWatkins You were convicted of a felony.

I just found out officially from attorney Carolyn Stewart... I AM NO LONGER A FELON! MY ENTIRE J6 CASE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DISMISSED!!!

@DAGToddBlanche You’re going to prison when this is all over.

Today, in Minnesota, the Justice Department charged 15 defendants in a major fraud crackdown involving over $90 million in losses — including the largest Medicaid fraud cases in the history of the district. These criminals allegedly stole from our country's most vulnerable: children with autism, the disabled, and the homeless. In one case, services were allegedly billed but never provided, leading to the death of the supposed recipient. This will not be tolerated. Minnesota will no longer serve as a safe haven for fraud, nor will any state in this country. This @DOJFraudDiv under Assistant Attorney General Colin McDonald and in partnership with @VP's Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, will hunt down fraudsters wherever they are and systematically dismantle their predatory schemes.

@Acyn Taking notes, these are all good ideas.

Trump: If Democrats took control of the congress and control of the country, I think that this country is finished. You'll have Washington, D.C.. and Puerto Rico as a state—which will be a disaster. Tremendous numbers of electoral college votes. They want to go to 21 supreme court judges. That's their perfect number. They talk about 13. But they want to go to 21.

@FBIDirectorKash You mean like the Comey charges?

This FBI will not hesitate to bring to justice those who violated the trust of the American public in a politicized investigation that should’ve never been brought to begin with foxnews.com/politics/forme…