Gaius Nimble Fingers

@GynophobicSword [Squint.] Her, eh? Didn't know we were past the fear factor phase.

. . . I hope she knows that I would give her an excellent reference.

Lay it on me, big guy.

@TippedTheScaIes Ahhh, gotcha. Cut it out.

@FlavorStallion My apologies. *Staring*

[Staring]

😗

Yo, Ike here, I’m gonna’ be on Hot Ones this week, so please check it out.

@dxrkestmagic @bucketheadboy Hey, gang! What's happening? *munch munch* Thanks for sharing your animal crackers, Donnel! *chew chew* Mmph! Delicious. *swallow*

@bucketheadboy i know that very well. i, too, enjoy animal crackers. especially the lions and bears and such. and yet here i am, crackerless.

where are my animal crackers

You ever think about that kid that tragically died in our camp? What's his name? Morgana? Did anyone find out what happened to him? What about that rich kid, too? Slick 'em? Rick? Ricky?

@ShepherdsHerald The mess hall that my victory speech is taking place at! Did they teach you anything besides fine dining and manners at those fancy pants classes of yours?

@FlavorStallion That's not important... Where do you expect me to get enough peels to fill a bag?

WHO'S PEELIER?

@TippedTheScaIes Marshmallow ice cream candy with the edible cone.

I am going into the market to replenish the convoy. You may request one item.

@ShepherdsHerald You can personally present my award at the mess hall tonight! I want bagfulls of those peels, Blue! B-A-G... How do you spell bagfuls? With one L or two?

@FlavorStallion By the gods... You really are the Peel Guy now...

@TippedTheScaIes AH! Finally! Some acknowledgment for my achievements. You'll get me those lemon and orange peels too, right? Bubbles? Bubbles? AH! Crivens, Bubbles! At this rate, you're gonna put the Risen out of business! It's like you're related to them... Nah. See you at the mess hall!

@FlavorStallion *H A N D C R A N K E D B L I N K .* The ceremony will commence in two to three hours. I will gather the Shepherds and return to you in the mess hall when we have finished the arrangements. * S H U T S E Y E S* I will return to sleep now.

*sleeps*

@TippedTheScaIes WAKE UP, TACT. You're looking at the new Champion of Peels! Where's the celebration? The fast? At least give me an award ceremony! It's not easy for the little guy to fight his way to the 1%, y'know!

*sleeps again*

@ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHerald PEEL GUY DEMANDS HIS PEELS! PEEL ME, BROTHER!

@ShepherdsHerald Read it and weep, Blue. Hand the goods over.

Nice to know our tactician's always on the job.

*EYES OPEN* I overslept.

@GlintingAether @dxrkestmagic @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes *HOOTING AND HOLLERING*

@dxrkestmagic @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes AMAZING! BRILLIANT!