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@ObsessiveCurse @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald I'm so glad you asked! *holds up a wing, LIGHTS SHINE ON THE SINGULAR WING. smiles for the crowd* I ordered... crunchy honey mustard! The taste is in the crunch!

+ for their efforts in staying with the Shepherds for a whole year, and @bucketheadboy for going onto his FOURTH year, we are finally here, in Charlston E. Cheddar's fine establishment! *looks at @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald and @dxrkestmagic, arm raised*

My fellow Shepards. The day is finally upon us! We had been planning this in secret for many sleepless days and soundless nights. Dipping into our army funds, today we see the fruits of our labor! To celebrate the contributions of both @dxrkestmagic, +

Okay.

@TippedTheScaIes Ah, I've been having a hankering for soem ye olde Jack in the Box! Come, @ShepherdsHerald, join us in celebration for Tactician's release! Truly it is UNBELIEVABLE that you can eat things more solid than mush and mud so soon after! I dare say it is a MIRACLE.

@Duke0fRosanne Let us go to Ye Old Jack in the Box.

@dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes *JOINS IN WITH A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE*

@TippedTheScaIes WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR Y

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes *squats, but only once. Looks at Raigh* Well, yes, you can but no, you cannot! YOU, are not getting your two weeks, BUT we are still responsible for you, anyway. Legally speaking. SO! *PICKS RAIGH UP* WE RUN IN THE MORNING!

@dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes "Do you wanna get paid for those two weeks?" SQUAT. "IF NOT THEN YOU CAN SKIP. HRRRRRRRRGAAAAAAH!!!!"

i forgot i was a shephard

*SHARPLY WAKES UP FROM HIS SLUMBER, CLUTCHES CHEST, SWEATING* ACK! OH, PAIN.. I FELT... THAT SOMETHING TRULY ABHORRENT WAS SAID JUST NOW... I simply hope it is just the workings my extremely deep and complex imagination. *sleeps*

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether Ah, Jack, brother in spirit, in THE Box! Famous for feeding even the hungriest of souls with their most delicious meals. A popular wartime spot indeed. I shall join you on this journey!

@TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether Jack in the Box? Does this fabled "box" happen to serve bear meat?

@ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy Everyone. It is my turn to make breakfast today. Dig in.

@TippedTheScaIes @coldlieutenant Fine, Fredrick. Even I can respect a man who makes the upmost effort. But I WON'T like it. *does chores*

@coldlieutenant *does chores*

Ahem. I believe I have finally done it. I have handcrafted a "meme" that will ACTUALLY inspire you all to get moving and do your chores. Without further ado..

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald Okay.

@TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne Kay.

@ShepherdsHerald Commander. As you know, we have known each other for five years. The campgrounds have shared many stories between you and I. They are tired of waiting for one of us to act and I agree. Therefore, I have asked you to join me in the convoy for a personal request.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald Speaking of raises, and people who DESERVES it, I would LOVE to discuss that with you, too, Chrom.

@ShepherdsHerald I want a raise.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword Dearly beloved shepards, we are gathered here today... Hold on *flips scroll* Ah, *AHEM!* He was a good man, and lived his life well. Another asset lost to us, but we must forge on. And so forth.

@TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword "HIIIYAH!!!"

I slumber.

@TippedTheScaIes Aye.

All in favor of kicking Gangrel out of the Shepherds, say I.

@FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHat @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether BOOO, BOO I SAY, BUT NOT LIKE THE BOO THAT IS IN THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN, NOR IS IT THE GHOSTS OF YOUR TRAGIC PAST COMING TO HAUNT YOU! COME, NOW, CHROM. BE THE SACK!! THE CROWD DEMANDS IT!

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether HERE, HERE, TEACH! *SLAMS TABLE* BE A SACK! *SLAM* BE A SACK! *SLAM* BE A SACK!

@ShepherdsHerald Lord Chrom. It is October 1st. Your scheduled meeting is about to commence. Everyone has gathered in the mess hall.

@GlintingAether @FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary A stellar idea, Ike, my good man! The wails of the children as we dash into the night with coveted goods, almost akin to the wails of our enemies as they fall, will be a an eerily grand symphony! As much as I enjoyed our previous celebration, I'm looking forward to this.

@FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne You know what, you’re right. We should assemble an ambush against them and raid their candy‼️

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald Ah, so THIS is where you all are. I thought it was strange that I went through the whole day without an audience to grace! Pray, what is this all about?

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald Yes let's start this grim meeting!

@FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne Puts hand in the circle To the core!!

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne @AbsoluteRadMe_ *puts hand in circle, smirking* To the core...