Ike

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Yo, Ike here, I’m gonna’ be on Hot Ones this week, so please check it out.

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne It’s fine. [He grabs Tactician by spinal chord, flinging her limp body over his shoulder unceremoniously. Unfortunately for Tactician, her head will be dragging over the ground with every step Ike takes. THUD, THUD, THUD.]

@TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne There are better places to take a nap…

@Duke0fRosanne Let us go to Ye Old Jack in the Box.

@dxrkestmagic @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes AMAZING! BRILLIANT!

@GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes I CAN'T HEAR ANY OF YOU

@Duke0fRosanne @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes [Clap, clap] This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

@dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes *JOINS IN WITH A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE*

Okay.

Zzz…

@FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne You know what, you’re right. We should assemble an ambush against them and raid their candy‼️

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne We swindle the children out of their candy! I like the way you think, Blue. A guy against a baby is a losing game, but if we all swoop in at once, it's hook, line, and sucker!

@ShepherdsHerald Lord Chrom. It is October 1st. Your scheduled meeting is about to commence. Everyone has gathered in the mess hall.

@Duke0fRosanne @AwfullyScary Wow, thanks for the intro, *jawline gleams* I don’t know who’s kid that is, but we can make a man outta’ him. We’ll put him to work, we will make him the scrub the chimneys.

@AwfullyScary + fit, Give it up for @GlintingAether!

Gentlemen! I know it's a late night but it may very well be our last. No longer will the pains of my droll life in these trying wartimes affect me! *sits @TippedTheScaIes down on a stool and fully drapes with a tarp* I've spent a lot of time setting this up. Get ready for...

@AwfullyScary As ever, I appreciate your enthusiasm. Now to introduce.. Bachelor number 2! Says here.. He loves committing war crimes! He loves fighting for his fans. *looks at paper* An amazing jawline, incredible, yet mysteriously ambiguous hair. How DOES he do it. He's vegitarian, +

@Duke0fRosanne Haha! I hope it isn't me! But you know, I just can't say no to something that sounds like a real carriage wreck!

+ enjoys the stench of rotting corpses. Part time body buryer, full time magic man, let's give it up for our first contestant, @AwfullyScary!

THE BACHELOR! We must find out who the father is of this fatherless child who CLAIMS to be Tactician's son! We have a couple of contestants here. Bachelor #1 loves commiting war crimes! A real animal lover, as well. He enjoys feeding crows, and

“Hello.. Nyan… Rawr.”

@HenryFireEmblem @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHat @LovingHexes @TippedTheScaIes WAIT…. MY SHADOW… AND IT TALKS?!, [he exclaimed, winding his arm back cartoon style before decking his “shadow” square in the nose. Oh. Oh that’s not… Never mind.] OH.

@GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHat @LovingHexes @TippedTheScaIes Hmm, hmmmm...! Interesting!

@LovingHexes I am honored to be assisting you in today's festivities! Explain again what Groundhog Day consists of?

@ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHat @LovingHexes @TippedTheScaIes Hm….. Um. ……….. No. I can’t see a thing.

@GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHat @LovingHexes @TippedTheScaIes Ah, it’s the man of the hour! Ike, do you happen to see your shadow?

@grantdanastiest @SorrowsAria @DrageShujinko @PPeachToadstool @LifeFindsLight @VampireKiIler @ShepherdsHerald @kirboshi @GRXNDCROSS @LegendaryAuras @GuardianKnuckle @Dance_of_Pales @LeaderStarWolf @Ilpiterate @HylianOfLegends @starleaderfox Dabloons?! Just four?? Times must be tough..

@SorrowsAria @DrageShujinko @PPeachToadstool @LifeFindsLight @VampireKiIler @ShepherdsHerald @kirboshi @GRXNDCROSS @LegendaryAuras @GuardianKnuckle @Dance_of_Pales @GlintingAether @LeaderStarWolf @Ilpiterate @HylianOfLegends @starleaderfox Yar har That'll be four gold doubloons my young friend

I called this meeting to order because no one asked for my godly blessing on New Year's Day... @PPeachToadstool @LegendaryAuras @kirboshi @GRXNDCROSS @GuardianKnuckle @Dance_of_Pales @SorrowsAria @VampireKiIler @ShepherdsHerald @GlintingAether @LeaderStarWolf @Ilpiterate