Chrom

#FERP #SSBRP #MVRP Parody/Serious. Adult writer. No lewd. ...It's over now.

@TippedTheScaIes Wait, did you come up with these? They’re so… creative! I can definitely picture a few of our shepherds with that first nickname.

@ShepherdsHerald Enough hilarious banter. Time is of no essence due to the upcoming holiday. Now that we are both locked in, we must come up with cringe nicknames that all couples participate in. Here is my list: My little coma patient Captain D's Popcorn Shrimp Combo Copperstone SPF 50

Son is it clocking to you

@TippedTheScaIes How do I put this? I believe we "match each other's freak."

@ShepherdsHerald Truly? I neant to match your energy... or perhaps... bars?

@TippedTheScaIes Why, Robin! Something tells me today is a very special day!

A final chance to homewreck.

[AWAKENING.] FIRE EMBLEM!

@TippedTheScaIes Wait, you’re really onto something with that poetry…

@ShepherdsHerald Just you and me? We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more... There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like... invisible ties, connecting us. You deserved better from me than one sword and a world of troubles. I'm sorry.

@TippedTheScaIes Oh, Robin... You are the wind at my back and the sword at my side. We shall unite in dap and build a peaceful world together.

@ShepherdsHerald You may.

@TippedTheScaIes Actually... Yes, let's back up for a moment! I'm extending my hand, and balling it into a fist... Oh, wait! Let me formally ask. Robin. May I dap you up?

@ShepherdsHerald *Glancing at hand. Then himself. Then the paper.* You have requested someone admit they have a crush on you. Unless I am mistaken? I have done so. If you prefer a different method of reaching a mutual agreement, I have conjured an alternative tactic.

@TippedTheScaIes After all of that waiting, I wasn't expecting such a moving, well-spoken... HUH? I mean... could you repeat that last part again?

@ShepherdsHerald because of you and the Shepherds you have led me to. Like everything else, I am not well-versed in romance, but if I am to seek out a partner, I would like to try it with someone who previously took a chance on me as a stranger. I now admit to having a crush on you.

@TippedTheScaIes I knew I should have torn down those Plegian recruitment posters… Never mind that… I just heard from Sumia’s flower fortune that today was a special day. I’m sure it doesn’t have any deeper meaning than that.

@ShepherdsHerald It isn't? Hm. This is slightly disappointing, considering the arrangements and interviews I have made, but the years of servitude outweigh new experiences. I am at peace. What do you wish to discuss?

@TippedTheScaIes Huh? Is that the type of reputation I have around here? I assure you, this isn’t what this is about!

@ShepherdsHerald [Leaves. Returns.] I have said my goodbyes to everyone. You may fire me now.

Shoutout to the LGBTQ community in Ylisse. As exalt, I will grant everyone the right to poop in whichever bathroom you’d like! #equality #peequality

Looking very progressive today, Chrom!

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne Hey, Donnel, it's your turn to play the Spider Stomp. ...Where did he scurry off to this time?

@bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne THROWS DONNEL

My fellow Shepards. The day is finally upon us! We had been planning this in secret for many sleepless days and soundless nights. Dipping into our army funds, today we see the fruits of our labor! To celebrate the contributions of both @dxrkestmagic, +

@Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @dxrkestmagic Wow, it's more magnificent than I ever could have imagined! And you say the host of this establishment is an anthropomorphic rodent? I wonder if he's related to the Taguel...

+ for their efforts in staying with the Shepherds for a whole year, and @bucketheadboy for going onto his FOURTH year, we are finally here, in Charlston E. Cheddar's fine establishment! *looks at @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald and @dxrkestmagic, arm raised*

@TippedTheScaIes Surely nothing infantilizing will happen to us in the coming days.

*ssssiiiip* A good day to pay taxes and drink adult coffee.

@FlavorStallion That's not important... Where do you expect me to get enough peels to fill a bag?

@ShepherdsHerald You can personally present my award at the mess hall tonight! I want bagfulls of those peels, Blue! B-A-G... How do you spell bagfuls? With one L or two?

WHO'S PEELIER?

@FlavorStallion By the gods... You really are the Peel Guy now...

@ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHerald PEEL GUY DEMANDS HIS PEELS! PEEL ME, BROTHER!