Donnel

@dxrkestmagic @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne HUH WHA?!?! WAIT NO I DIDNT DO IT

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne now look at what you did donnel, you made him mad..

My fellow Shepards. The day is finally upon us! We had been planning this in secret for many sleepless days and soundless nights. Dipping into our army funds, today we see the fruits of our labor! To celebrate the contributions of both @dxrkestmagic, +

@dxrkestmagic @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne "Hey now, we gotta be patient. I don't wanna hafta run laps cause we make Mr. Vaike mad again."

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy give me my tokens already

First 8 months, I don’t even know if I really loved the child soldier. It’s @bucketheadboy. I’m watching this thing morph… Fascinated by it. Loved taking care of it. But would I die if someone came in with a tome?

@dxrkestmagic "'m sorry. I saw the bag open, 'n i said well gee I do love me some animal crackers. Y'know?"

@bucketheadboy ... yes. they WERE mine. i had all the cool animals picked out and everything

where are my animal crackers

@dxrkestmagic "OH wait. . . Were these yers?"

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary ●

@TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @bucketheadboy .

A moment, please.

FLEES

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes Better me 'n someone else I s'pose.

@bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes You're the most exploited guy in the army . . .

@TippedTheScaIes @snarknbark Aye aye capn [Moses on out to the ditches]

@bucketheadboy @snarknbark Excellent reading skill, Donnel. You may return to digging in the ditches.

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes I can't afford it unfortunately Every two weeks my mom takes my check and puts it in for school

@bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes I'D sue for you, Mr. Donnel. Damn.

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes Yeah thats how it goes buddy.

@bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes RICKEN ONLY COUNTS BECAUSE HIS FAMILY WAS RICH ENOUGH TO EDUCATE HIM? You're yanking my gawdsdamned chain.

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes Howdy howdy. [Picks up script.] Hi, I am Donnel. I come from below the poverty line and if I ever died I would not directly impact anything so I am a casualty that will be lost to history That is why I'm an exception.

@TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy Robin, he's all the fuckin' way across the sea at the FARFORT.

@FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @coldlieutenant Does all of his and gaius' chores.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @coldlieutenant *pays @bucketheadboy to do chores*

Ahem. I believe I have finally done it. I have handcrafted a "meme" that will ACTUALLY inspire you all to get moving and do your chores. Without further ado..

@Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @GlintingAether "Ole Jack in the bax? I love that guy! Woooow! I don't have to outline the cart this time right?

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether Ah, Jack, brother in spirit, in THE Box! Famous for feeding even the hungriest of souls with their most delicious meals. A popular wartime spot indeed. I shall join you on this journey!

@ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy Everyone. It is my turn to make breakfast today. Dig in.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether "Aw man. . . I guess I could do it again. . ."

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether How do you feel about a sack of dirt?

@ShepherdsHerald Lord Chrom. It is October 1st. Your scheduled meeting is about to commence. Everyone has gathered in the mess hall.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether "MONEY, CMON NOVODYS THOIGHTA THAT!!!"

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether TAKEN. BY. THE GENIUS. OF VAIKE.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether "UH. . . AN EMPTY SACK AS A DIALOGUE ON WAR AND HOW WE GIVE IT OUR BODIES BUT WE CAN'T EVER BE THE SAME WHEN WE COME BACK FROM IT?"

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether *HARDER TAP* Taken by Gauis.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether "UH U-UH.. . . M SORRY WHAT ABOUT SACK OF FLOUR???"

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether *impatiently points to list* Taken by Henry.

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether "Aw shucks what about sweet potatoes?"

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHat @AbsoluteRadMe_ @FlavorStallion @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether Donnel. You are 30 minutes late. Sack of potatoes has been taken by me.