Darryl Flunder 💙

An old cowboy owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. “Well,” replied the rancher, “There’s my ranch hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.” “That’s the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent. “That would be me,” replied the rancher.

😂😂😂😂

@DrRitaDed Think all that dye has leached into your brain!

Here's an idea. Tax the rich. Anyone earning over 180k per year should get taxed at 100% No one needs to be earning that much. Redistribute the wealth.

@Tablesalt13 And guessing those bags are also half air!

Okay Canada DORITOS are now $6 AT WALMART A bag of chips is approaching our hourly minimum wage. Its over, send the meteor.

@BarryStyles6969 @_JordanDecker Please don’t listen to the liberal morons, they do not represent Canada, they are the loud mouth idiots.

@_JordanDecker Canadians are the most insecure people on earth, they don’t deserve the greatest hockey player of all time. We’ll gladly take him just like we took your game! Roll the tanks!

“Somehow there’s been a little bit more tension” Yeah Wayne, that’s what happens when you support a pedophile fascist.

Mark Carney: "I recognize that the Leader of the Opposition is just visiting his riding." Pierre Poilievre: "I recognize that the Prime Minister is just visiting Canada." Pierre is too good at this 🤣

@DarrenDreger We tried to stop in for a few during the day when we had early flight for killer classic in churchbridge, was sad we cldnt get in to have a few for old time sake!

This was just forwarded to me. Classic. My parents owned this beauty 50 plus years ago. I used to sit on a stool in the kitchen and watch bar fights through a pass through window. Explains a lot. 😂 To this day it’s a popular stop for the locals and tourists visiting to hunt and fish in the area. Thx @RadioClayton

@3DownNation 💯

Is this pass interference? You be the judge 👨🏽‍⚖️ #CFL #GreyCup #AlsMTL #Riders

@DarrenDreger @TSN_Sports @PrairieProudApp Way to represent Dregs!

TSN’s coverage of the 112th Grey Cup begins at 1pm et on TSN 1 & 3. ⁦@TSN_Sports⁩ ⁦@PrairieProudApp⁩

@TSNDaveNaylor @joecct77 Then why change it? It’s not like Canadian city’s that don’t have a cfl team have big stadiums that can hold a 100 yard field versus 110! Sure doesn’t change Canadian expansion! Both rules just make it easier to convert to NFl rules!

@joecct77 The 55-yard line is a Canadian symbol. I get it. But I’ve yet to have a single person explain to me why making teams go 10 yards less to achieve a TD from their own territory makes the game worse???

That is a wildly irresponsible headline, journalistically. “Attempt to adopt US rules”??? … Are you kidding me??? News to me.

@Sensfan001Kevin Who’s time?

It’s #NathanRourke’s league .. everyone else is just playing in it #CFL #WesternFinal #Dominantplayer

@LWillson_82 @BobIrvingCJOB Love this

An update on the testy situation with @BobIrvingCJOB 👇🏼

@rodpedersen @CodyFajardo17 Or maybe there starting qb?

Bet Montreal wishes they still had @CodyFajardo17 ✨🙏🏼 #CFL

@brianlilley Love this

This is brutal for Melanie Joly. She goes over to speak to PM Mark Carney and he waves her off with his hand. x.com/Carmelita_1972…

@stack1975 @mutcheson This should be a massive confidence builder, you cld see him change as he maybe got that monkey off of his back! Now to see if they can get healthy some big names out and everyone will be banged up, what a tough series!

@mutcheson Lol. It was a stunning and welcome turn around by him. He didn't need to be great. But he didn't cost them. That's all they needed from him. In OT ..he looked himself.

It's a Rick Ankiel level meltdown. Of course Hellebuyck will say he wants to be in there. But have mercy on him and get him out.

@TomTSEC quebec

Brampton????

@Sid_Seixeiro okay moron

Blowing a 25-point lead in the polls to a guy who’s never run for public office in his life is quite the legacy.

@_angelica_toy take sask with you please

Should Alberta separate?

WATCH: Moses Znaimer asks "What happened to Canada?" as he gives an EPIC intro for Pierre Poilievre (while roasting Mark Carney) at a Town Hall on Seniors’ issues in Toronto. Znaimer is co-founder of CityTV, MuchMusic and Founder of ZoomerMedia aimed at 🇨🇦's 45+ #cdnpoli #elxn45

@duderig @therealmrbench id take just actually reporting the news instead of being a bought and paid for news outlet, they all suck now!

@therealmrbench Force every media outlet to have an exactly equal 50/50 split in their delivery of news. 12 hours liberal, 12 hours conservative.

What is the first thing Pierre Poilievre should do when he wins a majority Government?