Kurt Gerhardt

@BelTel Walsh is undefeated. Not a massive shock to be fair.

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Happy birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born on this day in 1915! A true pioneer, playing rock ’n’ roll before it even had a name.

@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS You are telling porkies, aren't you? They were always like this, as I'm sure you know.

Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn 🙈 It’s like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS

@PulpLibrarian I have this on blu-ray. 😁

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965). Vincent Price, Frankie Avalon, and Susan Hart star in this swinging superspy smorgasbord of '60s shenanigans. Fembots, shindigs, international blackmail, underground lairs and a mad chase through the streets of San Francisco. The Supremes provide the theme song too!

So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. 🐅 #RIPChuckNorris

Faroe Islands 🇫🇴

@newsoncool @duponline @GRobinsonDUP Do they seriously believe that throwing your lot in with Farage won't backfire spectacularly?

⁉️🤝NEW: 'The DUP builds relationships across Westminster, right across the spectrum, for the people of Northern Ireland.' 🎥🗣@duponline Leader @GRobinsonDUP says his party will continue to work with anyone who can deliver positive outcomes for Northern Ireland. He says those relationships span the entire political spectrum. Joined by @reformparty_uk MP @RobertJenrick during a visit to the Shankill Road. He said it was 'great to have him here.' Chief Reporter @jamesgould23 was there.

Sixteen years ago, one man stood alone on a grassy hill at a music festival in Washington State, USA, and started dancing by himself. People glanced over and looked away. Some laughed. His roommate leaned in and warned him people were filming him. He did not stop. Then one stranger got up and joined him. Then another. Then the hillside tipped. Within minutes, hundreds of people were sprinting from across the field to be part of something that, thirty seconds earlier, had been one man being laughed at in a field. Someone filming from higher up the hill said quietly: "See what one man can do. One man can change the world." The clip spread across the internet in 2009. Entrepreneur Derek Sivers played it at a TED conference to explain how movements actually begin. Not with the first person brave enough to start, he argued, but with the first person willing to join them. Collin Wynter, the man dancing alone, later said he had no idea he had done anything special. He was just tired of watching everyone sit still.

@TaylorMod @NorthernIreland Sweet!

Best football jacket I’ve seen in years had to be done @NorthernIreland

@I_amMukhtar 10/10 for enthusiasm. I'll give him that. Not much else, but I'll give him that. I don't think I get that enthusiastic about anything.

This is a cult behaviour.

This is a lowland streaked tenrec. It is found in the northern and eastern regions of Madagascar.

@CountBinface 🤣🤣🤣

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

BREAKING: Japan has agreed to send Godzilla to the Middle East to help the US open the Strait of Hormuz

Have a cold one for us tonight Rude boys and girls 🍺🖤🏁 Hey Little Rich Girl, Any Winehouse #2ToneDublin

@HorrorPaperback @ThePoke It looks like tripe.

First time a tweet of mine has got a million views and is it about my horror books? Nope. It's about hideous footwear. On the plus side it was included in @thepoke's 25 funniest tweets of the week! 😁

Stonehenge Spring Equinox Celebrations 🙏

RIP Chuck Norris.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

I’d look like a tubby ice cream man wearing this but it is lovely