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@spurs Isn't he a known bad luck card lol

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@Toy0tomi_H @ywomendeservles 😂

@ywomendeservles If she's honest about genital herpes then she is lying about much worse

@Holden_Ford1976 @maximumpain333 How much of a dumbass is that guy in the video?

@maximumpain333 I've been working in the cemetery/funeral home world for over 10 years which includes the covid era. Ask me anything.

Gravedigger Shares A Horrifying Secret ✨🙌🏾💫 © nightgod333

@cwatleygo @RyanGarcia Noone cares. It's my money

I’m not going to give a sob story about being a single parent, or going bankrupt, or needing it more than the next man. We all have allot of problems out here. What I can do though is use it to multiply by 10 orders of magnitude, as seed funding for a decentralized transparent charity. A social based gamified system. Instead of giving to charities who steal money, and help no one. This one takes a dollar a day from millions of people. Distributes the funds to “helpers” who go directly into cities and pay people’s bills, food, cloths. It’s a game. See, help, film. Climb the leaderboards. Another portion of the fund’s community members vote on projects like (one car a week to a single mom, ect.) It’s the future of giving. Concept to MVP completed. Resources needed: admin tools, volunteers, marketing experts, and seed funding. I know if I do this, everything I need will be taken care of. Give me the money. I will do well with it. For God.

Since I won 120,00 I’ll give one person 10k who likes this tweet and follows me. Let’s go

@RyanGarcia Appreciate it mayne

@juniper_real @WAKINGAMERICA13 @elonmusk It's up there 😂

@WAKINGAMERICA13 @elonmusk Possibly the dumbest comment ever.

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

@BlimpsiB @StraightLineUSA Dumbest shit I've ever heard.

@StraightLineUSA If you didn’t deploy or get into a legitimate training incident you shouldn’t get more than 20%. There’s also the counter argument I always hear “the government gives illegals money so I deserve it”, which is honestly hard to refute lol.

Sub 85 IQ moron -no job -collects 2100 a month for 80% disability from the VA and is applying for 100% to get 4000. -disability is "tennitus" "back" "PTSD from drill Sargent being mean" -never left the country and was a cook in the army -served 1.5 years and got "honorably discharged" because his commander "didn't like him" -games 15+ hours per day and is in 90+ discord servers -wants to move to the Philippines and continue to collect disability to date Filipino women -is dating a 600 pound woman End VA disability and force everyone to reapply, anyone who does not have a combat injury has to go before a review board to get it back.

@JoshuaB64328123 @RepNancyMace 😂😅

@RepNancyMace Fuck you. If they were born here. They’re American. 🇺🇸 make the parents leave.

Two illegal immigrants having a child in the United States does not make the child a citizen. It makes a third illegal. Time to close the loophole.

@NathanQuinlanGC What's just as weird is thats the exact layout and build of a school in my city. I wonder if the construction company did a little "persuasion" to win the contract and design of that permit center.

Went to grab a building permit yesterday in a town I barely work in… and the size of the building department left me speechless. This is one of the biggest municipal buildings I’ve ever seen in the entire area — and it only serves ~22,000 residents across 32 square miles. If you’re wondering why local governments are always broke… this is your answer. Massive overhead, endless offices, and zero restraint. Government bloat on full display.

@ProllyAgiprop @ElofsonJess @rep08191 Clown and apparently Gullible 🤣

@ElofsonJess @rep08191 *Was not…

We need to stop asking what Trump will do next and start asking ourselves what are we going to do next. 6% of America supports boots on the ground. The war with Iran must be stopped now, the longer it goes on the worse the price Americans will pay. Good luck to us all Long Live The Republic

@ImJustDebi @ProllyAgiprop @ElofsonJess @rep08191 Hahaha

@ProllyAgiprop @ElofsonJess @rep08191 Wow, just wow...

@KatyNewf @mark_slapinski This needs 100k likes.

@mark_slapinski Chiming in here to say that there are tons of healthcare models in the world that aren’t like the USA and FAR superior to Canadas.

People say Canadian healthcare is not free, because we pay taxes for it. But in America, people pay taxes and still have to pay for healthcare out of their pockets. And if they are broke, the hospital tells them to go die.

@Gabadadi @Wh1telsing9 @TheGriftReport Doubling down on being a fucking 🤡. Incredible Gaba

@Wh1telsing9 @TheGriftReport She opened herself up to risks somebody not selling themselves for sex would never face This included flying thousands of miles to a foreign country to get fucked for cash

21-year-old Ukrainian Maria Kovalchuk was horrifically abused by four expat millionaires in a Dubai hotel room in March 2025, the Russian and Belarusian men along with two women drugged her, treated her like an object, told her “you belong to us, we can do what we want” and beat her unconscious when she tried to escape, she was later found on the roadside with a shattered vertebra, both collarbones broken, crushed foot and ankle, open fractures and spent eight days in a coma, Maria claims Dubai authorities covered it up, told her she fell from a construction site, quickly released the suspects and even seized her passport and phone, now living in Norway she says the perpetrators have sent death threats saying “we will find you, we will come to Norway” and “say goodbye to your family”, she has installed panic buttons at home and is too scared to post her location,

@carlosfms2001 @Ikino666 Means everything he ever created before 2021 belongs to whoever bought it. For an example if they wanted to sell the song "baby" to be in every little Ceasars commercial from now until the apocalypse the person who bought it could.

@Ikino666 Honest question, what does selling a music catalog means? He doesn’t own his songs or were songs he didn’t released but made in 2023 or what? Genuinely asking

@ZeusLionhart @TheDMVLive 😂

@TheDMVLive X fucked me up, I was expecting an actual crackhead to be under the bed and a shootout.

This might be the best bodycam footage we’ve seen yet: Kid Calls 911 About a Monster Under His Brother’s Bed (via The PublicServices911:/YouTube)

@DDCDaisy @MikeBobich Fuck yeah. Got a 1 star because I didn't want to sell my dirtbike to somedumbass for 100 bucks

@MikeBobich Whoever coded it so you can get rated without even selling the item needs to be fired.

Told dude on fb marketplace i’m not taking $500 for my irons when they were listed for $600 because he was negotiating like a moron and pissed me off. I updated the price to $500 and he messages me 5 minutes later “well well well” 😭 I wanna hate him because he’s an idiot but it’s so funny

Two Anthropic engineers spent 24 minutes exposing every Claude Code feature you didn't know existed. Most people will scroll past this. Don't be most people.

@IkaiJupiter @isaacrrr7 They should stop giving dumb shits computers.

@isaacrrr7 Oh ya, un asesinato impulsado por emociones solo es valido cuando lo comete una mujer, pero si un hombre asesina a su esposa en un arrebato de celos al atraparla siendo infiel, el tipo se va a cadena perpetua. Privilegio de ser mujer.

En España, la hija de 13 años de una madre fue secuestrada y violada por un vecino. El agresor fue condenado a nueve años de prisión. Aproximadamente seis años después de cumplir su condena, el agresor fue puesto en libertad condicional y regresó a la ciudad. Se encontró con la madre en un bar cerca de una parada de autobús. El agresor le preguntó burlonamente: "¿Cómo está tu hija?". Enfurecida, ella compró gasolina, regresó al bar, roció al hombre con ella y le prendió fuego. El hombre sufrió quemaduras graves y murió pocos días después. Aunque estaba presa del pánico, no huyó, sino que confesó lo sucedido a quienes la rodeaban y esperó a que llegara la policía. Fue condenada a cinco años y seis meses de prisión, pero gracias a una campaña de indulto y por motivos de salud, fue puesta en libertad tras cumplir parte de su condena.

@Spurs_Latam Everyone in here complaining is a certified clown sheesh

Todo en este partido esta mal. - Que Fox defienda a Avdija (encima siempre se deje pasar) está mal. - Que Devin solamente haya metido 2 puntos y tirado 3 veces está mal. - Que la banca solamente haya aportado 5 PUNTOS esta recontramil mal. - Que Victor juegue un partido de PO como si fuera un partido minibasket esta mal. HAGAN ALGO

@amyknowsball The slow motion made my whole body tighten up and jump out of my seat.. blah!

Anthony Edwards might be toast