Fr Joshua Bell SSC

@SgtMajFrenchie Can’t believe you’re pretending to sell Crypto 😂 welcome back, Sergeant Major!

Excellent. Less than 24 hours into my new X account and my first DM is from the heart. I’ve been called a Walt… a f****** Walt no less. In other words, a pretend soldier… ‘stolen valor’ as our American cousins would say. How I missed this. Feels like coming home. #feedback

@DuncanHegan1 Is that a lot?

I have been charged 4 (four) pounds for a pint in Zone 1. It’s all going to be fine.

@2D0XPS @GordonFbpe @chinmj The Chaplain of the Fleet is known (informally, I should add, and not by him) as “Dr Dr” or “Dr^2”.

@GordonFbpe @chinmj The Rev'd Canon MJ Leyden to become the Bishop of Penrith Canon Dr reminds me of the German 𝘋𝘰𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘳s. The imagine the cause is the decline of The Rev'd Mr Surname as a standard address.

When even the Number 10 announcements of Bishops are using "The Revd Canon Dr" one knows we are truly beyond saving as a civilisation.

Breaking ice, building readiness. Commandant General Royal Marines, @GenGJenkinsRM, joined Commandos taking part in icebreaker drills - training in demanding conditions that test teamwork, resilience, and leadership.

@StephenCM98 @malcolmguite @ArchdeaconLuke …is much like picking up the Scriptures and trying to read from Genesis 1 to Revelation 22. You can, but you’ll likely get lost in doing so. - especially because large tracts are written in macrocosm, more like, say, Judges 1 than Acts 3.

@StephenCM98 @malcolmguite @ArchdeaconLuke Turns out my original response didn’t post… The Silmarillion isn’t a narrative, but a series of narratives of which the events of LotR are but one part. Picking up the Silmarillion and reading from Ainulindale to Of the Rings of Power…

Started to read the Silmarillion. Thought I might do better by reading unfinished tales to ease myself in. Think I actually need to read the Silmarillion to get a grip on the lore first. What do you think @malcolmguite @ArchdeaconLuke @FrJoshuaBell ?

Do any of the Ordo books include the readings from the BCP daily office?

That seems a bit unfair.

@DuncanHegan1 Does that include White Dwarf? Or is that more @2D0XPS

All this stuff is a bit overstated. No one has told me to put anti-racism into my sermons. I preached one this morning where I told everyone that not following Jesus leads to death. Simple as. The vicar told me not to mention what political magazines I read in sermons though.

please can we get 1SL/CNS/CGRM a green hard hat 🤭

I’d like to make a Prosecco company with the tagline, “Time for fizz, not time off for fizz.”

@OSacrumCorIesu I use Canva. Sufficiently free for my purposes. Download as PDF or graphic file.

This year sees end of support for MS Publisher. We’ve many documents in Publisher format. None of us use Apple. It feels like there are no great options; loss of features, licensing costs, steep user learning curves… If you’re in same situation, what are you doing?

Christ is born. Splice the mainbrace!

@FinallyHuman This, and Ian Paul telling us there was no stable/donkey/innkeeper - that’s when you know it’s Christmas.

Do we know which Priest told a bunch of primary school kids that Santa isn’t real yet?

Having seen the videos CGRM and CRSM have done for the Dutch Marines, the USMC and of course the RM, I can't help but wonder: when can we get them on Cameo (all proceeds to the RNRMC of course!)??? 😂

@am7119 just because you retweeted doesn't mean I can't crate you for it.

POSADA! that's it. in the office yesterday we knew it wasn't Passata or Pasanda but we couldn't think of the word.

@SSN14CO @NavyLookout Wouldn't want to do rounds on one...

International Sea Power Conference in London today. RN to unveil further details of Atlantic Bastion strategy bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Those T26s are massive.

@TomSharpe134 Is someone chopping onions?

This is excellent👌 The general alarm still gives me chills…