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"When I said 'massive cock', I didn't mean..." 🤣

@Youngr Hi, what time are you on tonight at Manchester, please?

@L_A_Taylor_ Cool t-shirt 😊👍🏻 My wife gets compared to Red from 'Fraggle Rock' quite a bit, despite the fact that near enough everything about her is purple 🤣

T shirt weather today in Cornwall 😌 Just what the doctor ordered

@reformexposed @SuellaBraverman It's weird how people that we've already identified as horrible, odious humans seem to go out of their way to ensure that we identify then as horrible, odious humans. Almost as if they're highlighting it to make sure their loathsome nature doesn't go unnoticed 🤔

Hi @SuellaBraverman, how's your war going? #Reformaga

@ZackPolanski Think it would have to be a rare old sum of money to get him to say whether or not he'd bought a house in Clacton.

Is there anything Farage can't be paid to say? theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-int…

mean, I know that Glenn Danzig is a proper diva, but having a pop at his neighbour for how she parks her car??? 😮 #Danzig

@ArchRose90 Personally I think she looks amazing, but I guess the real test is how well she performs the task at hand. You know, no tax-dodging, no siphoning billions of pounds to cronies for PPE that wasn't fit for purpose...that kind of thing.

The contrast, such decline!

Tell you what, it's a hard life being a Rovers fan. Talk about a rollercoaster! 🤣 Great result today, boys ❤️ #BRFC #Rovers @Rovers @LatestRovers

@BBCBreaking Thought he didn't need our help? 🤔

US President Donald Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure key Strait of Hormuz oil trade route bbc.in/4cMVSj2

Dear @MicrosoftHelps I've matched the name, postcode, phone number & date of birth linked to the email address I'm trying to reclaim. It's only had one password. How can I be declined because I can't provide a previously-used password when my issue is I'VE FORGOTTEN THE PASSWORD

@mugshawtys Crashed the car, but emerged with the headlamps unscathed.

DUI and reckless driving

@MichaelTakeMP That is childish, peurile, pathetic and ridiculously low-brow. It amused me no end 🤣

‘Everyone place your hands on the person whose trousers smell of excrement.’

@marknelsoncomic I got to 'Lap', then had to stop watching before I yeeted my phone at a wall.

Truly the thickest people alive

@marknelsoncomic Mate, I'm a Blackburn Rovers fan, any break from that kind of torment is heavenly to me 🤣🤣🤣

Usual replies to this demanding international football is scrapped. These same wankers will be painting their faces at a Boxpark and throwing pints in the air during the World Cup. Also there are always internationals at that time of year. It is Easter that moves about.

@JamesMelville My wife's @drmartens obsession, funded by me 🤣

@AEW @WheelerYuta Could've just pulled his hood up, but there you go 🤣

"Timeless" Toni Storm finally revealed @WheelerYuta's shaved head to the world! Watch #AEWCollision on TNT & HBO Max

@UKLabour If the result in #GortonAndDenton doesn't show that people don't want your pandering to the right, trying to be a Reform Lite, I don't know what does. Take heed, but I'll be honest, I think you've left it too late. You've lost me currently, and I was lifelong Labour

@mugshawtys Mugshot is the best pic of the lot anyway 😈

DUI causing property damage do you guys like me adding additional selfies to go with the mugshot?

@LatestRovers Is it looking like it might be? I live in Manchester, so I don't really know what the weather's like over there these days. I just ask my mates what level of wrapping up I need to do, before I set off 🤣

This game better not get called off…