Banana bread

@PudgyMade I'm obsessed with the pancake one. It's so cute 😳

Thank you for liking these :D I love making compact mirrors

@kingbtc @ChaoticAngel365 @virtueofnovelty As someone with ARFID, uncosmic-ing a brownie would lowkey make it easier to stomach.

@ChaoticAngel365 @virtueofnovelty i'm literally a doctor and i'm not your guy

2026 cost of living update. had to eat lunch after a therapy session on the westside. i have ARFID, so my options are limited. chicken nuggets, some mac and cheese, and a chocolate milk came out to $33. by all means, tell me how gen z is being dramatic about food prices.

@CultureCrave @TechCrunch Bing could do the funniest thing and actually be the better search engine for once.

@Cernovich Aww, you lost pensions? 🥺 We don't even have pensions!

Do Zoomers get drafted for a meat grinder like the Vietnam War? Pay 20% mortgage rates? Lose pensions? Have entire industries like factories close down? Wait in line for gas stations due to oil shortage? Every generation has something to complain about. Life is never easy.

@ADG42Brand @MetricReject

The "maybe you'd be able to afford [thing] if you packed a bagged lunch like we did!" advice is particularly amusing after years of news stories bemoaning restaurants, bars, movie theaters, etc. dying because Millennials/Zoomers don't patronize them as much as their parents did.

@MoreOrLessAMess @snowfarce @DrBitcoinMD They genuinely don't understand the economy. That's why they keep saying such dumb shit 😭

@snowfarce @DrBitcoinMD I made that point in a thread a few weeks ago and people acted like that was insane. And all of that presumes no medical issue or other series of unfortunate events requires you to dip into your savings

The entire boomer vs young people divide in one thread

@_ChaoticGood42 @DrBitcoinMD Imagine if every young person moved to Alabama right now... It would honestly be a disaster and then boomers would turn around and say "you shouldn't have followed the 'move to Alabama' trend" 🥴

@DrBitcoinMD The delusion is real. Affordability is now restricted to, checks notes, Alabama only. That’s the latest boomer solution…move to Alabama.

@bruhsbian My most good faith interpretation is that he was in a panic and wildly pointing at anything else to deflect attention. Wires crossed and all that. In that moment, not having a prom date somehow felt more embarassing than this response 😅

my mom asked my brother why he doesn’t have a prom date and he started crying about how he has lesbian sisters

@cubano_limpio @ladwife @latkedelrey I find this way of thinking so fascinating. Why wouldn't they assume it was a wiring issue? Nah, gotta be spiritual 😂😭

@ladwife @latkedelrey apparently a speaker in the studio caught fire lol

every time i listen to maneater by timbaland and nelly furtado, i think about how they got so scared by the beat in the studio that they didn’t work on it for months because they thought they were summoning the devil

2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD

@sirferrell2 "Post-abortive mom" and the thing she's a "mom" to is a cluster of cells with no brain, eyes, heart, lungs, etc. These pearl clutchers need to get over it. It's not their baby and they weren't going to fund that baby's life anyway, so wtf do they care.

“Was” lmaoo i know that’s right

@Garbomane @Schmutz_7R Better than Sysco slop

@Schmutz_7R They go to restaurants that serve local gloopy glop, beer, or water(still)

People in third world countries go out for lunch

@enimzajnicole_ @Elk_Pilled @ruledbymercuryy This one isn't that long ago. Just before the pandemic. 2019 vs. 2026 prices

@Elk_Pilled @ruledbymercuryy Maybe I’m tripping but I still feel like that’s a lot.

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

@TheCAThomas @FrankLopezGhost If a young person wants to enjoy life for a bit and not save for the future (their life, after all), they can't even do that because prices are insane. You at least got to enjoy things.

I did exactly the same thing when I was in my 20s in the 90's. And here's the thing... ...I didn't have a damn thing to show for it. When I grew up a little and stopped doing that I was able to buy a house, pay off my student loans, and start growing wealth. Which is exactly O'Leary's point: it's tough to get ahead when you're making poor financial decisions like dining out twice a day and going to the bar every night.

When i was in my 20’s in the 1990’s, I ate out twice a day, went to the bar every night, every summer weekend drove 200 miles to the family cabin & still had money left over, to say Gen Z just needs to stop eating lunch is ridiculous. BOOMERS NEED TO STOP THIS NONSENSE.

@CollapseAnime Dining Halls and eateries for the working class have been a thing for quite literally most of human history. These motherfuckers pretending like dining out is this sudden brand new luxury are 100% full of shit.

@emilykmay People can say "I don't dream of labor" while still doing labor. Saying and doing are different things.

we have got to stop saying things like "I don't dream of labor" when asked about a "dream job" or getting all bent out of shape by the phrase "earning a living." as long as humans have been around, they have had to work to survive under a wide variety of different systems, some much more exploitative than others. our current system is flawed and should continue be improved upon, but oh my god some of you just don't want to do anything.

@showerwigger @Samsara_Escapee @VeeEmYou Restaurants didn't exist before millenials killed them, silly

@Samsara_Escapee @VeeEmYou If you believed their horseshit, it would seriously make you wonder how any restaurant or leisure business stayed afloat from 1970-2010.

Boomers bragged nonstop for decades about having $150 a semester college and buying a Mustang after one summer of working and are now trying to walk that back.

@wcwhotline9900 @VeeEmYou Straight from the lead-laced garden hose 😃

@VeeEmYou Have you considered they drank water straight from the hose as kids?

Reality show pitch: Boomers applying for jobs using all their classic advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely

@TheGoatCapital @Bobbythirdway You think they make as much as doctors? Lmao

@Bobbythirdway Appraisers make like 400k now

My grandpa bought a used Chevy Nova for my dad in high school for $1500 in 1978. I am willing to live like boomers in their 20s — I am willing to have affordable muscle cars and pay $300 for university tuition.