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@ZoeTrader954 @Charlygotyou The school is not my child's employer.

@elonmusk I wasn't an Elon fan until I saw the video of those first Falcon Heavy booster landing. It was then I realized we should give this man as much money and weed as he needs to keep doing what he is doing.

Falcon Heavy landing

@elonmusk @yacineMTB I don't think any of them want to be Republican - they just want to be "not retarded" and this is currently the only option.

@yacineMTB 💯😂

niggas used to come out as gay 20 years ago now they just come out as republican

@Martyupnorth @AllieP65 I would trade all our current politicians for a single drunk Ralph Klein.

We need another Ralph Klein.

Property taxes punish improvements and reward neglect. Fix up your home = higher bill. Let it crumble = lower bill. That’s backwards for a society that claims to value hard work and ownership.

I get it — local services like roads, schools, police, fire, and snow removal have to be paid for somehow. Property taxes make sense as a stable funding source. I’m not here waving the “abolish them after my mortgage is paid” flag. But let’s be honest about how weird and unfair the system actually is: Your property tax bill is based on how nice (or valuable) your house is, not on how much of those services you actually use. The neighbor in the $1.2M renovated home with granite counters and a triple garage pays 3–5 times more than the guy in the basic $300k bungalow… for the exact same roads, cops, schools, and fire trucks. Your fancy kitchen doesn’t call the police more often. Your bigger garage doesn’t create extra potholes. Your family doesn’t take up four times the classroom space. It’s not “you use it, you pay it.” It’s “you own something nicer, so subsidize everyone else.” And the real irony? The same people screaming “the rich don’t pay their fair share” love this system — because it forces higher-value homeowners (often the more successful ones) to pay way more than their “fair share” of local services they don’t consume extra of. It’s a wealth tax dressed up as a user fee. We can admit it’s flawed without pretending we don’t need local revenue at all. How would YOU fix it? Flat fee per household? Usage-based? Land value only? Let’s talk. 🏠💸 #PropertyTax #TaxFairness #Alberta

@ericmmatheny He didn't even misspell it. It was a valid alternative spelling.

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled potato and it ruined his life for the rest of time? This is infinitely worse.

@SteveOnSpeed My net worth is $8,675,309 30 years go you could retire AND have a hit song with this. What happened?

My net worth is $20,468,291,800. 20 years ago you could retire with this What happened

@TRHLofficial We know they lie, they know they lie, they know we know they lie... but they keep lieing anyway...

Al Gore told me in fifth grade that Cape Cod would be underwater by 2014.

@GarbageHuman24 @AshPolitik We know they are retarded, they know they are retarded, they know we know they are retarded... but they keep posting anyway...

@AshPolitik Please unfollow me you fucking mental defective

Not one video of actual gunshots being heard.

@bonchieredstate We know they are retarded, they know they are retarded, they know we know they are retarded... but they keep posting anyway...

"It's staged!" No one agrees to go to prison for life for a political stunt. Stop being an idiot.

@piersmorgan We know they are retarded, they know they are retarded, they know we know they are retarded... but they keep posting anyway...

Disgusting.

@michaeljknowles We know they are retarded, they know they are retarded, they know we know they are retarded... but they keep posting anyway...

It was staged…by a California Democrat teacher who donated to Kamala Harris and will now spend the rest of his life in prison in order to help Trump?

@iamAtheistGirl @Starlink Why?

@Starlink and i will never use it ever

Starlink’s high-speed internet is available in your area. Experience speeds up to 400+ Mbps to stream your favorite shows and sports, work from home, browse social media and more.

@KaeleyT Are you implying that women need psychiatric drugs no matter what they do?

Interestingly enough, in the golden tradwife years of the 50s and 60s, millions of women were prescribed amphetamines and tranquilizers just to get through the day. Valium was so widely prescribed it was actually known as “mother’s little helper.” It’s almost like stay at home motherhood and performative femininity aren’t guaranteed vehicles to happiness. 💁🏻‍♀️

@MelissaMbarki Just like Mob co-ownership is foundational to running a business in New Jersey.

Indigenous co-ownership is foundational to getting energy projects built.

@davepl1968 The average girl working a small-town A&W on the prairies is better-looking than any Kardashian and a nicer human-being than the average big-city person.

Mine was in Saskatchewan. You gotta look.

@BoomerDivvies $5M is the new $1M.

Is a million dollars a lot? During my life it’s been shifting. - In 1975: You’re a king. - In 2000: You’re set for life. - In 2026: You’re one major emergency and a property tax hike away from a very stressful retirement. Things have changed. Don’t pretend otherwise.

@TonyClimate Which is the geological equivalent of 2 seconds ago.

There has never been anything close to this in the temperature record since 1895.

Nearly bankrupt newspaper calls Tesla, Neuralink, Boring Company and xAI “struggling companies” 😂