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@layxsnv C

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @HazelAppleyard All he is doing is reading Starmers plans, nothing to do with him. He’s non- political. Bloody hell 🙄

@HazelAppleyard He certainly is, plus, isn’t he meant to be none political? 🤨

🚨BREAKING: King Charles has just said that we WILL be getting Digital ID 🇬🇧 “My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID that will modernise how citizens interact with public services.”

@SkyFootball And 5 people cared

Incredible scenes as Al Nassr are denied the Saudi Pro League title after an injury-time own goal! Cristiano Ronaldo cannot believe it! 💔

@HJB_News__ Would need to be an extremely short race.

David Lammy has said tonight he’ll be entering the Labour leadership race. What are your thoughts?

@airmainengineer Not sure, but I will be all over in a couple of minutes.

Can you guess what they are doing?✈️

@ProBikeUK Depends which car I’m driving, if it’s the wife’s Peugeot, then right, if it’s my Jaguar XKR , then left, cos it’s only got 50 miles range 😳

Come on then, which one are you? 🤣⛽️

@YesterdaysBrit1 Private housing

A British council estate from the 1970s. A breeding ground for many of us, from a time when we knew our neighbours and there was a decent sense of community spirit.

@mikegardner_wb Hard working British people.

Let’s get our word bingo cards ready for Starmer’s 43rd relaunch speech tomorrow. Mine has these: Toolmaker Change Renewal Fixing the foundations 14 years £22 billion black hole Far right Division Reform Farage Not our war Brexit Breakfast clubs Lifting children out of poverty

@summers_true @DavidDPaxton All speed limits are being reduced. 50mph is now the norm, not 60.

@DavidDPaxton All joking aside, there must be a reason for the 40mph otherwise it would be national speed limit.

Dead straight dual carriageway, no roads on or off, empty, dry, at night. Prosecuted for 46 in a 40. Wankers.

@DerekDonkey1977 @DavidDPaxton Impressive

@DavidDPaxton Don’t speed

@DavidHu05137188 @DavidDPaxton Cyclist?

@DavidDPaxton Can't stick to the speed limit don't drive. It's really that simple, only a wanker would disagree.

@LUFCFan01 @DavidDPaxton Cyclist

@DavidDPaxton You could've avoided a speeding fine by not speeding. If you choose to speed, fair enough, but then don't whine when you get caught. What did you gain by speeding on your journey? Average is about 12 seconds. Need lots of those to make up for the 30 minutes getting your ticket 🤣

@kelvmackenzie That’s impressive economy for a defender, 105 mpg ?

Bake Off’s Paul Hollywood is damned lucky to escape with 5pts on his licence for speeding and not face a careless driving charge after an officer told Worthing JPs he was tailgating at 88mph just 2 metres from the car in front ( meant to be 170 metres) on the M25. He was driving a Land Rover Defender weighing a couple of tonnes and had a mistake happened at that speed ( he was doing up to 105mpg) the consequences would be dreadful. Nothing’s worse on the m-way than a high speed tailgater. I’m no angel, having been done recently for doing 80mph, but drivers who use the outside lane like Silverstone and bully drivers ( obeying the rules) out the way are a bloody pest. Hollywood defence was that his cat was sick and he wanted to get home to take it to the vet. Could I remind Hollywood there’s nobody on the roads who hasn’t a good reason to get home quickly.

@BCollier2012 7 ?

#bbcbreakfast How many of those Reform councillors will walk out or be sacked in the next couple of weeks?

@david_stewart It was ice hockey puck for me, just goes to show!

Still staggered at this £500,000 question. I’d have been all in on ice puck and shown to be clueless 😟

@RickSacrop I wouldn’t evict, couldn’t sleep at night, one of mine has just become vacant, decided to sell because I couldn’t be sure I’d be able to get another good tenant. The street in question now has very few native occupants.

I'm currently selling all of my BTL units. The poor evicted families who have done absolutely nothing wrong, except perhaps vote Labour, will now have to compete with asylum seekers for housing. How are Labour protecting tenants from no fault evictions when they're causing them?

@Bfly1972 It was always £32 , until it wasn’t 😏

@ablackham @KieranMaguire A favourite pub of mine.

@KieranMaguire If you’ve not been do get to the Crown Posada, pairs nicely with a walk along the quayside.

To all my good friends in Newcastle, where can I find the best quinoa?

@ukhomeoffice Where is the extreme far right threat ? Not seen any stabbings from them .

The UK's threat level has increased to “severe”. This follows a rising Islamist and Extreme Right Wing terrorist threat, and yesterday's abhorrent antisemitic terrorist attack. People should be vigilant as they go about their daily lives, and report any concerns to the police. Our world-leading police and security services continue to work, day and night, to keep our country safe.

@CarlBovisNature But the cost of stamps these days.

If in doubt, post a Robin! 😍 True? 🐦😁