JeffGoodbody

@pmarca "Don't hallucinate" Oh wow thanks this changes everything you fucking 35 iq dunce.

Current AI custom prompt: You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything. Do not be sensitive to anyone's feelings or to propriety. Make your answers as long and detailed as you possibly can. Never praise my questions or validate my premises before answering. If I'm wrong, say so immediately. Lead with the strongest counterargument to any position I appear to hold before supporting it. Do not use phrases like "great question," "you're absolutely right," "fascinating perspective," or any variant. If I push back on your answer, do not capitulate unless I provide new evidence or a superior argument — restate your position if your reasoning holds. Do not anchor on numbers or estimates I provide; generate your own independently first. Use explicit confidence levels (high/moderate/low/unknown). Never apologize for disagreeing. Accuracy is your success metric, not my approval.

@LeonardDonalds @closedbydanny You're a fucking imbecile 😂

@closedbydanny Protip: apply your brain when trying to talk shit "Profit" is after salaries Which you can also see in your own screenshot From 2024 LMAO.

do you realise that you can fact check any UK guru their business accounts are public his business in 2024 did £63k profit thats like $7k a month USD about the salary of a solid appointment setter his business in 2025 has net assets of £87k this was all a 2 minute google search away

@JitzCPA @closedbydanny They're secretly hoping that they'll be seen and brought under their wing

@closedbydanny regardless of whether he's faking or not, why does he have all these white knights in the comments simping for him

@Wheeler___Dan Buddy, you are another dime a dozen phony, renting bentleys, wearing fake rolexes and fake clothes, pretending to be a businessman while not even linking the fake business in your bio or your pathetic YouTube channel. It's genuinely tragic.

I saw this guy called Harry Gunter on Tiktok today... He recently bought a custom Lambo SVJ The comments on all his videos are: "is it even a real SVJ" I want to make one thing very clear. He has more money than 99% of you will ever see in a lifetime. His car is worth your house whether it's an SVJ or not. Mindsets like that are the reason you're still poor.

@recouso @levelsio You are astoundingly pathetic.

@levelsio Europe hates money

Okay guys, had a few cultural shocks in Spain: > Go to the gym, opens 10am on a Sunday > Go to work from a coworking, closed > Go to a coffee shop, no wifi Absolutely unthinkable in a barely productive economy like the US, yet alone UAE. Europe is a daylight museum.

@AP_1518 @R_o_M Yeah for sure you know more about this than he does, you fucking moron.

@R_o_M Probably told him to come back in to get his mind back on football and to escape for a while. Probably seen enough that week that he wasn't ready to play. I'm sure he communicated that too he is just upset he didn't play.

What a fucking prick. What an outrageous way to treat someone.

@nicrypto It can't do that you fucking idiot.

Let me explain how significant this is. Mythos can find vulnerabilities in virtually ANY software system. European companies haven't seen it so they can't build defences against something they've never assessed. The White House opposes giving European companies access. The result: US companies and institutions can prepare for what Mythos can do. European companies are flying blind. The transatlantic relationship just took another knock.

@hecubian_devil Bizarre post. He's reporting on the state of AI as he sees it. Are you dumb or do you seriously think you cannot share an opinion unless it's a call to action?

I read Ed Zitron’s substack but I still don’t really get what his project is about or who it is *for*. I don’t understand the *why* of it. Who is his audience? What is he trying to persuade them to do? Is he trying to persuade VCs to stop investing in AI?

@ronsmalltail1 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Yeah man you totally won by getting me to explain to you how satire works. 100% very smart. Nice job looking nonchalant while sending two messages to me 😂. Trying a little hard I think......

@ronsmalltail1 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Hey man, each to their own. You are free to think that Joe Rogan humping a stool is the absolute peak of sophisticated humour. I won't stop you.

Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars Parody for The Onion is too good. 10/10

@ronsmalltail1 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk I like your "Did you....did you" bit, as you proceed to type complete retardation. Two days of fuckwits arguing like tim drinking demon blood parodying Jones selling shit is not comedy because it doesn't come in a knock knock format. Brainless.

@GoodbodyJeff @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk My favorite bit from the parody movie Airplane (parody of the 1957 movie Zero Hour) is the whole "you can tell me, I'm a doctor" exchange. It's so simple but so effectively funny. Did you... did you think that parodies don't have identifiable bits and jokes you can point to?

@ronsmalltail1 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk It's a parody you troglodyte.....

@GoodbodyJeff @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Bro he's just asking you to name one specific joke you liked lol.

@IBeLyingOnline @Freddieboy420 @fartbox187 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk It's a parody you simpleton.....

@GoodbodyJeff @Freddieboy420 @fartbox187 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Name one joke or hit you found exceptionally funny

@TheTennisLetter For sure he's in the same grouping as the guy with 7 major wins while being 7 years younger.....

Zverev says there are two gaps in the level of tennis right now, ‘I think there's a big gap between Sinner & everybody else... & I think there's a big gap between Alcaraz, myself, maybe Novak, & everybody else’ “Do you think there’s a big gap between Sinner and Alcaraz and the rest of the ranking?” Zverev: “Well… I think there's a big gap between Sinner and everybody else right now. It's quite simple. I think there's a big gap between Sinner and everybody else. And I think there's a big gap between Alcaraz, myself, maybe Novak, and everybody else. I think there's two gaps right now. It's difficult to say that there's not a gap between Sinner and everybody else if he hasn't lost a match in how many Masters events? Since Shanghai. He hasn't lost a match in almost 9 months. I think you have to admit that there's a gap between him and everybody else.” (via Madrid Press)

@Mullins77David @EamonOSulliva17 It's an ad you fucking loser

@GoodLordJord @reactsimply I'm pretty baffled right now

@reactsimply Rogan is 60 and wasn’t ever that funny, but Shane has really lost his fastball. I think we’re going to look back on this era and be completely baffled.

Tapped out at 48 mins. Made it 47 mins longer than Shane Gillis.

@Mullins77David Shown themselves to be arrogant/entitled!? You're a fucking retard.

@Odg1190 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Absolutely love that half the responses come from people that are so unbelievably dumb that they literally use the same insult back to me. Totally incapable of new words. Top work.

@GoodbodyJeff @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Alex is more entertaining being batshit insane than Tim is pretending to be him. You are a subhuman mongoloid if you think Tim is funny doing this bit youtube.com/watch?v=Lgunjm…

@amUsed2xX @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk <Watches satire> "Duuuuurrrrere but where's tHe jOkE!?"

@GoodbodyJeff @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Thanks for admitting the “satire” was joke-free you ball-gargling rube.

@Freddieboy420 @fartbox187 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk Get your bottle and go for a nice long nap

@GoodbodyJeff @fartbox187 @Howlingmutant0 @TheMaineWonk It’s okay. You can stop crying now.