mfetasalzalv
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@PolitlcsUK Having a powerless king decked out in diamonds while most people in your country would consider a $40,000 good pay is hilarious
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@adcock_brett Couldn’t you just make a robot arm to do the same thing lol why does it need to be humanoid
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Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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Why do yall think New Yorkers say “Are you mad?” Instead of crazy? Why do yall think they say Big Up when they’re not even Jamaican or even West Indian lol
El-ahrairah@teacake1995
" black immigrants have helped shaped ebonics"
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the answer to these questions are invariably "no" btw
sgb@sadgirlyboss
i hate it when i say "im dying" and the men in my life ask dumb shit like "when did you last drink water?" or "did you sleep more than four hours last night?"
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Tiffany Haddish covers Sports Illustrated’s 2026 Swimsuit Edition
📸 by James Macari
🔗: swimsuit.si.com/swimnews/newly…


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It's actually hilarious how everyone on left wing Twitter pretended to be super excited about 1348 Ex Voto to own the chuds, only for literally no one to actually buy it lmao
Poliwar@poliwa_93
Los juegos woke de 2026 están siendo un éxito 🔥
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CDC says passengers have option to leave quarantine in Omaha and finish incubation period at home. ketv.com/article/americ…
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You get a certain age and realize this is all a show
Redd@ReddCinema
They got so much going on in this church video 😭
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@HoldingHard @SpencerHakimian Sure buddy. That’s why it all went up at the exact same time across the country lol
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@SpencerHakimian Trump has nothing to do with gas prices.... only your local leaders do.... VOTE RED bitch and shut the fuck up
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@SpencerHakimian Crazy cause we were getting close to that where I lived before he went and fucked it all up
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@Wakeazul One guy has a chiseled chin and dimples while the other has no chin. Are they trolling?
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@Polymarket Idk. I’m no expert but I feel like an island is best suited for the place you take people with diseases you need to contain, not Nebraska
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#BREAKING: California mayor Eileen Wang charged as an illegal Chinese agent; set to plead guilty.
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NEW: Eileen Wang, the mayor of Arcadia, California, has been charged with acting as an illegal foreign agent for China, the Justice Department announced on Monday.
Wang agreed to plead guilty, the Justice Department said. abcnews.link/IntbpBy
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I’ll never respect a motherfucker that buys frozen patties. Just patty out your own guy. Onion powder, garlic powder, Worcestershire/A1, salt, pepper, smidge paprika it’s not hardddd man
Riley@Ri_S_OB
Top 5 male experience is mowing the lawn, cracking a beer, and firing up the grill
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@KobeissiLetter Yeah well it’s gone up $2 in the last couple months so 18 cents doesn’t do shit
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Being a court jester requires more talent than people think
Jiz@Jiz
Rappers/Celebs gotta stop thinking they can just go on stream and make millions 😭✌️
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I don’t think the game where you discreetly carry 2,000 lbs of weaponry under your shirt at all times is meant to be that realistic
GTA 6 Countdown ⏳@GTAVI_Countdown
“Rockstar makes realistic games” Meanwhile GTA 5:
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