myfullgovernmentname

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myfullgovernmentname

myfullgovernmentname

@GreazyReesey

Katılım Kasım 2018
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Julian Andreone
Julian Andreone@JulianAndreone·
Hilarious @IlhanMN reaction. I’m laughing
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@corpseinorbit·
Pope Francis was largely protected from assassination by the fact that he had one lung and was perpetually about to die, and Pope Benedict was a gay Nazi, so the CIA was probably drop-shipping him WW2-surplus pep pills, but Pope Bobby Chicago is on his own
Woofers@NotWoofers

Two suicide bombers killed in Algiers amidst Pope Leo’s visit. It’s unclear what their target was (you can guess) and it’s unclear who the men were linked to. It may be Al Qaeda, who’ve had a presence in Algeria before. Reports indicate that there are casualties amongst Algerian police.

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fortunate ramen
fortunate ramen@FortunateRamen·
i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason
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serena shahidi
serena shahidi@glamdemon2004·
That time in like 2021 when everyone thought it was so clever to say “I don’t have a dream job because I don’t dream of labor” 😭 GOOD NEWS Y’ALL!!!
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Amerikanets 📉
Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
American commander when service members are at risk of capture: send everything, no risk is too great, we must get our boys home, evacuate them under enemy fire IDF commander when an 18 year old rave girl is at risk of capture:
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myfullgovernmentname@GreazyReesey·
@NerdeenKiswani do u think maybe these RNs are trying to get arrested as part of their agitation around their contract fight?
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Sarah@Sarah_pdx·
@promise__li literally life changing reading
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garshmo
garshmo@garshmo·
My doctor says I need to “fuck off”
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
herding dog is fucking testing me today
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Berwyn Choobs
Berwyn Choobs@sabatonfan69·
The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!! Therapist: Quickly, turn it off! Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry? I stand shaking and wipe blood from my mouth: 40%
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Brandon Streussnig
Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssng·
Oh was the lead character unlikable? Did you find them hard to root for? Well, you’re no prize yourself, I’ll say that much!
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Haus of Decline
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·
(Getting caught cheating on gf) babe, its not my fault. Capitalist superstructure forces us all to behave unethically
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myfullgovernmentname@GreazyReesey·
@Destroyo_ @GAYWEEDDAD69 It doesn't matter what ppls emotions or desires are. You can be the nicest most selfless ceo in the world but if aren't willing to do what it takes to deliver a cheaper/better product your competition will win. That means paying workers less, skirting environregulations, whatevr
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Dave DiCello
Dave DiCello@DaveDiCello·
I have tried and failed for a decade to capture this view in #Pittsburgh, and this morning I was finally able to. In this scene, the Duquesne Incline passes above the train tracks right as a Norfolk Southern train was going underneath it. Can't believe my luck that it worked out.
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Smiling Ghost
Smiling Ghost@PhrygianWeaver·
If the Burger King took a bite of what is being served at his restaurants he would be even more disgusted than we are. But his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him.
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