gringo93

Who wants to wank over my chav gf? #wankchat #chav

Reform voters on the 7th.

OMG - they held a fucking VIGIL for two dudes who got poked with a nail file. The UK is becoming a parody of itself.

Man called his wife a fish head 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

she’s a 10 but has a fish head and no cannons

This was the funniest day ever on twitter

"My steak is too juicy, lobster too buttery"

When you randomly get promoted at JP Morgan and now you’re gonna be roofied once a week

Other Indians when they find out out he finally got unlimited bobs and vagene then cried:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “Your dad was a sex slave for J.P. Morgan”

That JP Morgan story may be the funniest article I've ever read. He definitely just got caught by his wife and added masala to the story to save the marriage 🤣

What is the charge? A birthday bj for the brown boy? A succulent birthday bj for my little brown boy?

My sympathy is capped when it comes to that group

So you're telling me that we had 53,000 stabbings in the UK last year, but two Jews get stabbed in a single incident and suddenly we're having a Cobra meeting?

Oh so the entire thing is bullshit then

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

FIFA need to add the “Hazard Rule” which allows players to kick fuck out of ballboys who act like this