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@AhmarSKhan @patdannamma Beat that bum Lins tho who is fighting Ngannou 😂

@patdannamma Tanner Boser re-debuting since he was already cut.

2026 UFC signings: - Gianni Vasquez (lost debut + cut for missing weight) - Josiah Harrell (lost debut) - Felipe Franco (lost debut) - Julian Leblanc (debuts Apr. 18th) - Regina Tarin (won debut) - Gokhan Saricam (debuts Apr. 18th) - Tanner Boser (debuts Apr. 18th) - Tyrell Fortune (won debut) - Yi Sak Lee (debuts May 30th) - Abubakar Vagaev - Kai Kamaka (debuts this weekend) - Dakota Hope (debuts this weekend) - Jingnan Xiong - Ben Johnston (debuts May 2nd) Really underwhelming group so far to be completely honest, some good signings like Tarin, Kamaka, and Fortune, but overall not great. 6/14 already 34 or 35 years old. 9/14 already at least 30, just a super odd group of signings.

@ImMeme0 What are we doing as a society that this filth gets a min of screen time

NEW: The “Mad Max” woman in a wheelchair who caught everyone’s attention during today’s “No Kings” protest is a disabled, self-proclaimed queer activist and artist based in Atlanta. She claims that people who voted for Trump don’t have “courage and soul” and can kiss her “far disable ass.” She loves to spends money on new tattoos but is in the process of asking for donations on GoFundMe to “support herself and the nationwide presentation of DOGEWALKER—a live, performative protest rooted in disabled, queer, and marginalized identities.”

@NorthDaygame Anybody listening to your pathetic ass is a sad sack of shit tbh

i've banged 53 girls in 2 years. this is my ranking of nationalities: best in bed: 1. France 🇫🇷 2. England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3. America 🇺🇸 easiest to pull home: 1. Hungary 🇭🇺 2. Australia 🇦🇺 3. Germany 🇩🇪 hardest to pull home: 1. Ukraine 🇺🇦 2. Russia 🇷🇺 3. Serbia 🇷🇸 most feminine: 1. Lebanon 🇱🇧 2. Poland 🇵🇱 3. Ukraine 🇺🇦 most loyal: 1. Romania 🇷🇴 2. Ukraine 🇺🇦 3. Poland 🇵🇱 hottest: 1. my Ukrainian 🇺🇦 gf (posted her last week) 2. Serbian 🇷🇸 3. my Polish 🇵🇱 gf (posted her yesterday) prove me otherwise

@VadimStrizheus Such fucking talent 😆

this 18/yo made $2k without speaking. 😭 Imagine spending 180k/yr on a college to degree when 18/yo are making $10k/mo with clipping. Clipping is about to 100x within the next 3 months. hands-down the highest skill to learn in 2026. (p.s he uses VugolaAI.com)

@SuperNintention @Toadsanime I get 5-7 miles in daily due to the amount of ground I have to cover. Was hoping this was somewhat healthy

@Toadsanime I walked 10 miles a day and got varicose veins so I’m not sure if the opposite is good either

This is what killed my twin brother a few years ago. There's some background complexities I don't want to get into because it's complicated and sad, but ultimately doing this and only this gave him deep vein thrombosis, and he died. You need to move around more than this.

@Michphil1998 We left on a month long vacation a few days prior to the month starting in summer with the no air conditioning. Tell me why it was just as much as in December when we were there for the whole damn month....these companies are scams just throwing darts at a board with numbers

We bought a quarter of land in November that has 2 separate yard sites where we’ll be moving to in the spring. We had the power disconnected when we took possession so there is zero power being used and it’s literally shut off. How in the fuck is it possible that it costs almost $300 a month for my power bill when we used ZERO POWER? @ABDanielleSmith this is complete corruption, price gouging and outright theft from citizens!

@MrBeast @RealChalamet Peak dogs breakfast...such a boring ass franchise

@RealChalamet Words can’t describe how excited I am for this movie, first 2 movies were peak

DUNE PART THREE

@fentjohnson91 @thebigtedlong @BR_OpenIce Olivier is the HW 🏆 in the league, that was a draw, not very flashy or fun but that two big lads tossing mitts. If you want a KO everytime go watch BKFC

@GypsyJimmi @thebigtedlong @BR_OpenIce Regardless Olivier has been his father for awhile and that scheduled fight was moot considering the Hurricanes played like ass all night

Two fighting VETERANS Deslauriers and Olivier just threw hands and it left Olivier bloody 🥊😳

@rami_hashimi Because you yourself are not rich and successful either 😶 fucking boob

@thebigtedlong @BR_OpenIce Guy would fuck your shit two ways sideways and have you leaking out of holes you never knew you had..

@BR_OpenIce Canes finally got an enforcer! And he dosent know how to properly fight…

@JonathanDMillsy @DetroitRedWings Who the oilers should have targeted 💯

@PopBase I cannot stay awake for the life of me when it comes to these films....I want to like them so bad, they have great actors, amazing visuals but still the plot just sucks me into a slumber...one day I will make it through hopefully just so I can finally say how dull this series is

First look at Timothée Chalamet in ‘DUNE: PART 3.’

@DougTenNapel Being in the military isn't like it was during word war II fella, nothing to be proud about with the current state of affairs. Your son is just a pawn at this point

Dear black Jane Fonda, my youngest son is currently a Marine recruit in boot camp. I told him not to sign up if he wasn't willing to follow the Commander In Chief's orders. What you get wrong is you think men only give their lives when they die. My son gave the best 4 years of his life to serve our country instead of surf the internet and play video games on the couch. My boy has a servant's heart. I also told my son it had to be his decision because I didn't want to influence him to go in then deal with the guilt if he came home in a coffin. That had to be his decision. He chose well. That you disparage his courage and selflessness makes you complete scum in my view. He not only might die in Iran to keep Islamic radicals from getting a nuclear weapon, but he might also die to protect the free speech coming out of your big fat duplicitous mouth. Every one of our military men and women have my gratitude and my awe. They signed up, you and I didn't.

@cmdr_nova @real_lord_miles Yeah the 0.000670% is who this post is about....get off it mate 90% of them are fucking twink addict fucks who have burnt every bridge they ever had

@real_lord_miles Do you people know that sometimes homeless people are just homeless, and that drugs and alcohol aren't always the culprit Like you can lose your job and end up in this situation

I can solve homelessness Give me a van, I’ll drive around until I find a homeless crackhead, jump out and then throw a comically large net over them. “THERE IS NO ESCAPE” I yell as I drag them into the van I put them in a de-crackification camp (live-streamed 24/7 for twitch donations to subsidize costs) and get them off crack. They’ll be forced to do basic things like make their bed and eat a salad with no crack under the threat of a beating stick. When they are good enough I’d put them in work camps breaking rocks or something because work will set you free. They’ll work for 3 years. Then they’re competent functional people, I’ll give them a basic can’t fuck it up job in the normal world and housing for the first few months. If they do crack again then they’ll be tortured on livestream for twitch donations. From word of mouth, the crackhead homeless will know and fear this outcome, thus avoiding doing crack again. If you report a crackheads location and it leads to an arrest, you get $500. If you capture him yourself, you get $750

@RealAbs1776 Someone had a good cry 😢 that the American hockey team won it's first 🥇 since the 80's. My daughter was pumped too, she's 4 and was cheering for the white team lol because I was cheering for the red guys....it's a game don't take it like a swollen member, let go of your past 💩

I played hockey in Canada. As an American from the Southeast. The hazing and bullying I experienced because of being an American was unreal. Every practice from my own teammates. Every game from the opposing team. The crap you canucks have always thrown on us over hockey is unparalleled. My friend, you have all earned every single bit of crap being thrown at you over your pompous, holier than thou, “our crap doesn’t stink” hockey team. Both the men, and women. Deal with it.

@FindleysFinance @FluentInFinance Yeah come on now, Trumpy dumpy was only given a measly million to start his empire, and you know how many times Epstein got on his knees for that billionaire before he blackmailed his way into being rich....get up and try harder lads 😂

@FluentInFinance It's crazy, because so many of us expect to be given shit for free without working for it. Stop being lazy. If you want to be wealthy and successful, go do something to achieve that. You can't do the average things and expect beyond average results.

americans: we cannot afford afford rent and groceries with our paychecks the top 1%:

@charmingkitten4 They hate us cause they ain't us...

Why do other generations think about us all the time? We dress like them? They dress like we did in the 90s 20s 💀💀

@elonmusk @Kekius_Sage Happy is kind of unattainable in my opinion. It's what we put on the top of the pedestal and compare all other emotions to it when it's often fleeting and so intense...truly happy people are so very rare

@Kekius_Sage I am not often happy

Do you think Elon Musk is happier than us, or just louder?

@barstoolsports How'd he do against Hagel his last time out?

Too Big Too Strong Too American Let’s go USA 🇺🇸

@MMAJunkie @jimrome I'd give her a Texas mickey and some river cree casino vouchers but fuck that's all she's worth these days if we're being completely honest

Ronda Rousey says UFC wasn't willing to correctly compensate her for a return. "It's kind of out of Dana's hands unfortunately. Now it's falling on Hunter Campbell and UFC Corp, where they don't care about putting on the best fights possible." 🎥 @jimrome