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@SamsungMobileUS @voguemagazine @haleyybaylee @matteoprandoni Will not be downgrading to google messages. If you go through with removing samsung messages, I'll be a former customer.

Getting to sponsor the Vogue Book Club: The Devil Wears Prada 2 Screening was EVERYTHING, and #GalaxyS26 Ultra was there to capture it. 👠 Big thanks to @voguemagazine, @haleyybaylee and our photographers, @mynxiiwhite and @matteoprandoni, who all made this special event possible! Catch The Devil Wears Prada 2 in theaters now. @20thcenturystudios

@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov @ICEgov @CBP Gotta have that money to pay your murder squad to kill American citizens in the street! Go fuck yourself.

After 76 days, the longest government shutdown in history is over. @DHSgov is back open, @ICEgov and @CBP will be funded through reconciliation (with NO Democrat votes) so liberals can’t play games with federal law enforcement funding. To be clear, this Democrat shutdown NEVER should have happened. To our great, patriotic employees who have continued to protect the homeland every single day without a guaranteed paycheck—thank you. President Trump and I are very grateful to be in the fight with you to Make America Safe Again.

@RobertKennedyJr @WWENXT Is she a science denying fucktard like you are?

@WWENXT My niece Zoe Hines just joined the pantheon of WWE wrestlers!

Meet the NEWEST Rookie Class! 👏👏👏 Alyssa Daniele Garrett Beck Nicholas Panicali Zoe Hines #WWENXT

@instagram How about you concentrate on fixing whatever you did to make all the videos on your platform unplayable?

want to make your photos look like film? use the Meta AI Flash effect in Stories 📸 (availability differs by region) 🎥: cotti.manju

@OneBadDude_ Being able to say "no condom cost extra 50 dollar" doesn't constitute "speaking" a language.

Melania Trump speaks SIX languages. Joe Biden can barely speak English. Ilhan Omar can’t read Roman numerals. Kamala Harris can’t complete a coherent sentence. Nancy Pelosi slurs her words. The First Lady is smarter than the entire Democratic Party.

Enough is enough.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@RepThomasMassie #staged

Thank you to the Secret Service and law enforcement for protecting our President and acting quickly to subdue the shooter. There is no room in our country for political violence. thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@HarmeetKDhillon Crazy. It's like this "shooting" purposely happened just so that the MAGA cult could force spending on a ballroom that the American people don't want.

Capitol Hilton is not the right venue for such events. Build the ballroom!

@MeghanMcCain Then the staged "assassination attempt" did its job. You're an easily swayed moron.

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

@RepNancyMace Sorry cuntbag, we don't pray for pedophiles.

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@rawsalerts It's almost like it was a bit of performance art and not an actual thing that happened...

My main question right now is how a suspect was able to get anywhere near the White House Correspondents' Dinner or an event of this level given the extremely tight security both inside and around the venue. I’m relieved everyone is safe, but this had the potential to be far more serious.

@rustyrockets I'm sure the underage girl you raped is super happy about your baptism birthday or whatever the hell this is.

I was baptized today, 2 years ago. Shakespeare’s birthday too. Cool.

@AetnaHelp Help what, exactly? Help me choose between losing my home or fixing a broken bone?

@Hambone__PA Hi, We are here to help 7 days a week. Sincerely, Todd, AetnaHelp

The universe : "Here's a broken hand." Geisinger : "We can fix your broken hand." @aetna : "Even though you've paid into our insurance for 20 years, you can have two working hands, or you can pay your mortgage. LOL!" We need more Luigis.

@EliseStefanik @jaketapper @CNNSOTU You're a lying twat. Which makes you a perfect representative for MAGA.

When BOTH the Left and the Right are saying @jaketapper got demolished on TV during our Sunday am segment, it’s a win! Thank you for selling more copies of Poisoned Ivies on @CNNSOTU 🚀🚀📈📈

@RepLuna Are there any cunts in congress who hosted and provided intel for the Russians? I'm thinking that should be the next expulsion. Both from Congress and back to her own country.

2 days until Sheila’s expulsion for corruption.

@SecMullinDHS He must be so upset he won't be able to arrange any more murders of US citizens in the streets.

Director Lyons has been a great leader of ICE and key player in helping the Trump administration remove murderers, rapists, pedophiles, terrorists, and gang members from American communities. He jumpstarted an agency that had not been allowed to do its job for four years. Thanks to his leadership, American communities are safer. We wish him luck on his next opportunity in the private sector. His last day is May 31, 2026.

@FBIDirectorKash Between you and Judge Janine and Kegsbreath, this administration has a lot of raging alcoholics.

see you and your entire entourage of false reporting in court... But do keep at it with the fake news, actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.

@SeanParnellASW Sort of like anyone who says you're allowed near your children is ignorant of reality.

Secretary Hegseth on Wednesday shared a custom prayer, referenced as the CSAR prayer, used by the brave warfighters of Sandy-1 who led the daylight rescue mission of Dude 44 Alpha out of Iran, which was obviously inspired by dialogue in Pulp Fiction. However, both the CSAR prayer and the dialogue in Pulp Fiction were reflections of the verse Ezekiel 25:17, as Secretary Hegseth clearly said in his remarks at the prayer service. Anyone saying the Secretary misquoted Ezekiel 25:17 is peddling fake news and ignorant of reality.