Chris Valente

@xsuperjake @DrClownPhD Let the vandersexx begin

EuroTrip is such an underrated movie. It’s so sad to think that Michelle Trachtenberg died in 2025 😭

@MichaelLaurent @DrClownPhD Fred Armisen bringing the gold

@DrClownPhD Saw in the theater and have always loved it.

@JohnSmi07824147 @IssacSukhimov @chasedownleads Don't forget Sukhimov 🤣🤣

@IssacSukhimov @chasedownleads Fucking shit your username got me dying bro

Just pressure washed this driveway Customer paid me $600 Then he shook my hand and said, “son, I’m impressed by your work ethic. You have a lot of potential. How’d you like to be the VP of Engineering at Microsoft? The pay is $700k per year. If you can pressure wash, you can definitely manage a team of hundreds of engineers.” I accepted. It really is that easy to become rich. But young people just don’t want to put in the work. Oh, and the man’s name? Bill Gate.

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

@mandyarthur @IfindRetards

@IfindRetards The "biggest", technically speaking, is the one with grey hair.

Who is the biggest retard out of these four men?

@Namngulfvet @adamcarolla

Nice

@ScarletReeds @nickshirleyy @GrageDustin It was Mondale's home state, and he barely got it

@nickshirleyy @GrageDustin If you ever wonder what went wrong in Minnesota look at this:

Minnesotans lost $9B in taxpayer dollars to just 14 Medicaid programs under Tim Walz’s administration. Today, every single Democrat in Rules Committee voted to block an investigation into that fraud. Absolutely disgusting.

@nickshirleyy @GrageDustin Where is the @FBIDirectorKash ?

@GrageDustin IF THEY ARENT INVOLVED IN THE FRAUD THEY WOULD VOTE FOR IT TO BE EXPOSED! THIS IS CRAZY! Might as well investigate each and every single one of them. Is this them admitting they are involved in the fraud???

@technicalsalad @chasedownleads Top notch

@chasedownleads I know what i’m grabbing

You can only save one

@GizmoMemes @IfindRetards

@IfindRetards Because thats Ellen 😭

Why does Bruce Springsteen look like a middle aged lesbian?

What is he looking at?

@SenAdamSchiff You guys are 250 years too late

San Jose says: No Kings. Not now. Not ever. Thank you to the millions of people standing up for the spirit of our democracy.

@Flowanderer @Mr_Husky1 Feet belong on the floor

@Mr_Husky1 Wasn’t the kids fault. If you’re tall and your knees touch the seat in front of you, when that seat is reclined it can be very painful. The man in front has no right to recline when doing so causes the person behind him discomfort. Do it to me and they’ll carry you out in a …

A teenager continued to kick a passenger's seat despite his pleas for him to stop. The man finally tilted his seat backwards, causing an impact that injured the young man 😳

@DrClownPhD Yum, is that Gillary Clinton?

@shannyclaus0001 @BuzzPatterson

@BuzzPatterson He might want to call Elon about a Tesla

🤣🤣🤣

@rspd505 @BuzzPatterson This takes gold 🥇

@DogmaKarma @Geniustechw Just pull the bastard free

@Geniustechw Remove the protester, leave the hand. It won't happen more than twice.

What should happen to climate activists who glue their hand to the road?

@AntiWokeMemes Why not both?

@AVGirl4Life That moron

What will Renee Good be remembered for?

@nickshirleyy @GavinNewsom

@GavinNewsom Not sure if your comms guy read who Patrick Bateman is… but I don’t think comparing yourself to Patrick Bateman is the flex you think it is

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?