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10+ years ago I strongly advocated for this project to be dealt with rather than written off as too expensive or logistically impossible. samenews.org/environmental-…

@KeithMalinak Suddenly the 5 year expired Zyrtec I took after finding it in my backpack doesn't seem so bad. Don't judge I was suffering from all that pollen!

Shout out to my mom who has a bottle of Caladryl that's moved over 4,000 miles and expired in Dec 1991. I was 15 then. I'm 50 now. It expired before Bill Clinton ran for president,The EU formed, Apartheid ended in South Africa or you sent emails. I'm both proud and horrified.

@TheRealJChubby @WadeTurnbull If I'm on that jury I'm nullifying that shit.

Prosecutor won't budge on a felony burglary charge wherein my client allegedly stole strawberry syrup from a grocery store (valued at $2.75). If they go down on it they lose their gun rights, ability to vote, and could serve real jail time. Over $2.75 worth of syrup. Insanity.

@abby4thepeople The answer varies depending on when they meet. I've learned the hard way that the maximum is 3 when they meet in EST (5 or 6am my time)

Doing a challenge where I find out how many committees and working groups I can join before I spontaneously combust

@SteveNomadic @MikeResists1969 @texasrockguy Nixon at least had the integrity to resign.

@MikeResists1969 @texasrockguy Nixon was an Eagle Scout compared to this asshole

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and I'm apparently just German. Kant would approve. german.millermanschool.com

@JSS779 @jumpjim @bscholl 797-9, HKG-LAX on 1 January.

Ever gone supersonic on a 787? Ha! Tailwind of course, and tbh you don't want this on an overnight unless it's an ULH ✈️ CC @jumpjim @bscholl

I have seen first sips of beer. This is not a first sip of beer lol

@AlanRMacLeod @Lady_Atmeh IIRC a lot of states were seeing people taking themselves off of the registry after the NYT published this.

I see we have reached the "harvesting the organs of the living" stage of capitalism.

Guy at the bar is Gen X. No question.

@JohanDasche @BestMovieMom You've never heard of Lehmann Brothers I take it.

@BestMovieMom Seriously overrated film. The plot makes no sense; the firm is overleveraged in a single security so the world ends.... Stupid.

Despite its A-list cast, Margin Call (2011) was shot in just 17 days on a budget of about $3.5 million. Most of the film takes place on a single floor of a vacant Manhattan office building, which helped keep the production fast and inexpensive.

@airmainengineer Driver should probably collect some of the liquid in a cup and turn that in for the inevitable test.

Looks like someone is about to have a bad day 🤦🏻‍♂️

@IanSpeir So how about you stay in your fucking lane, manage your civil cases, and not root around in that system looking for information about litigants in other cases to pass on to ICE (you don't practice immigration law after all). That's all they're asking here.

Colorado is now requiring lawyers in the State, as a condition of logging into its court e-filing system, to promise not to cooperate with federal authorities in enforcing federal immigration law. Please understand: - I do not practice immigration law. - I do not practice criminal law. - Nothing about my civil practice has anything to do with this. And yet because I cannot log into the State's official e-filing system without saluting The Resistance, I now cannot represent my clients, file lawsuits, access cases, file documents in existing cases, etc. If I click "Decline," it kicks me out of the system. I must click "Accept" to access the system and continue representing my civil clients -- again, in cases that have absolutely nothing to do with immigration law or policy. I've read SB 25-276 (the law referred to below). It does not regulate me as a private attorney or any of the clients I represent in civil matters. This is outrageous draconian overreach. I have ethical obligations to my clients to represent them competently. My existing cases have running deadlines that I must attend to. Judges issue orders in my cases that I must follow. If I don't click "Accept" in order to access the State's e-filing system, I will harm my clients, torpedo my practice, and probably commit malpractice. So, I have no choice. I'm clicking "Accept" under protest.

I’m sorry but there needs to be more smoking at mission control. This just isn’t right.

@StephenM Song of the Year

Conservatives think 300 Chinese babies are born every single day in the Northern Mariana Islands, a territory that has a single hospital with 86 total beds.

@radioactivered Nuclear medicine always has the coolest shit.

Idk about a sword, but I want whatever the hell a “Gamma Knife” is at this hospital.👹☢️

@Bicicleto_ZGZ This is a job for @WorldBollard

Hay que ver lo incívica que es esa pendiente, apareciendo de la nada y aproximándose sin avisar al coche por detrás. Además la pendiente no lleva chaleco reflectante ni casco, y tampoco tendrá el seguro actualizado. Las consecuencias legales para esa pendiente van a ser enormes.

Lmaooooo, I’m crying

If my kids aren't smuggling in beers while I'm on my death bed they are absolutely out of the will.