HerrSkeletal
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HerrSkeletal
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@TWilsonOttawa They will try to intimidate us, and likely announce the ban of the something else, just to add insult to injury.


Update: Monday 7:58am Walked in The analyst's desk was empty His coffee was still there from Friday Cold Lid off I checked Teams Last message: Friday 4:52pm "Heading to the escape room boss man. Back in an hour." That was three days ago I called him No answer I called again Nothing I called Karen She picked up on the first ring First time in history HR has ever answered immediately I said "where is my analyst" She said "that's the first thing you ask me after we were trapped in there all night?" I said "yes" She said "we got out Saturday morning" I said "how" She said "your analyst walked up to the door and pushed it" I said "and?" She said "it opened" The door was never locked Not once They sat in that room for 14 hours solving puzzles and looking for clues to unlock a door that was never locked in the first place All anyone had to do was try the handle I told her this on the phone Friday night She hung up on me I said "so where is he now" She said "I don't know. He said something about gridlines and walked out." I checked his desk again His laptop was open The model was on the screen Gridlines still on His legal pad was gone Apparently he brought it to the escape room to take notes on the clues I taught him well He went home Saturday morning and hasn't been back I think the escape room broke him Not the puzzles Not the padlock that didn't exist The realization that he spent Friday night trapped in a room with HR when he could have just walked out the door like I did at 4:58 Then he did exactly that He pushed the door open And left That kid is progressing faster than anticipated I've got some employee retention to do Karen came by my office at 9 She said "someone has a case of the Mondays" I said "I had a great weekend" She did not I looked at the model on his screen Gridlines still on I'm not fixing them That's his job If he figured out how to escape the escape room he can figure out how to get back to the office The door works both ways Sent from my iPhone





The screaming and running is cracking me up




NEW: Trump postpones airstrikes on Iranian power plants after "productive" talks with Iran


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@Cthulhu_OwO Hahah do people actually believe Irans defenses are destroyed ?😂













