Black Gronk

@JamesSurowiecki My wife knew a chiropractor who for 3 whole years kept his salary under a certain amount to avoid some tax, until someone explained marginal taxes to him

I cannot believe this. Kelsey Plum really thinks that if she earned a dollar more (giving her a million-dollar salary), she would have to pay an extra $13,000 in income tax. That is not how marginal tax rates work! If she earned a dollar more, she'd pay an extra 13 cents.

@GeraldoRivera Do us a favor and go back in Al Capone's vault

15 years ago today, anchoring my weekend show on Fox from DC, I was honored to break the news to the nation that Osama bin Laden-the terror mastermind who had inflicted so much pain and suffering on the American people-was dead, killed in a raid by our special forces into Pakistan. Soon confirmed by President Barack Obama the news electrified the nation leading to jubilation and spontaneous celebration from crowds gathered outside the White House and on campuses, bars, taverns, frat houses and in homes everywhere chanting USA USA. It is an anniversary and honor I shall never forget. Bravo SEAL TEAM SIX and all the other warriors who fought to avenge the attacks of 9/11. Osama Bin Laden dead 15 years ago today.

@RepBrandonGill @realBrandonGill @danielledsouzag Did you Photoshop your wife's skin to make it look whiter????? Wtf

There’s no better place than Texas

@KatieDaviscourt Job?

It’s impossible for me to do my job down at the Portland ICE facility, even with security. I was violently mobbed out by Antifa, and a suspect in black bloc threw a rock at my face. I have zero desire to discuss this further, but everyone is tired of it and wondering why a crackdown on Antifa — a terrorist organization— has not yet occurred.

@marcorandazza ?

Oh? How much you wanna bet the man bun sporting pussy who made this wouldn't dream of calling out Graham Platner? Go drink your fucking beer and grow man boobs before your transition, cunts.

@ScamNetwon @Nalin_Haley @RalphNorman @RalphNormanFan Nimarata Haley sucked Trump off and he still kicked her to the curb. The Haley's don't quite understand

It’s funny watching you push this racist shit when the only reason your mother was able to become a politician was because your grandfather was able to get a job at an HBCU, because the white people you pander for wouldn’t hire him. People in that district you want to erase. Ironic

REDRAW THE 6TH! RETIRE CLYBURN!

@OldeWorldOrder I don't care about Cuba. Fix America

Are you ready to conquer Cuba, patriot?

@HarmeetKDhillon Harmeat, keep taking that boat back to india

Purse is a vintage Mark Cross Grace Kelly, mini edition of the one she carried in Rear Window.

My friend tried to get a good photo of me with Lady Liberty, but I may have worn the wrong dress for a ferry ride photo shoot. Anyway, it was thrilling to speed by on the way to Ellis Island tonight!

@HarmeetKDhillon Your knees have faces in them

@NancyMace No I'm good

Pray for President Trump.

@SuperBasedInCa @GavinNewsom Skill saw? It's skilsaw you pathetic moron

First time using a skill saw @GavinNewsom? Literally no man stands like this.

@ShabbosK Wow, hope you're ok. That guy sounds like he beasted on you

Went to USC to debate students. A man threatened us; "remember what happened to the last guy that did this fucking thing." Please help us identify the individual (copied below). Certainly no Professor encouraging political violence should be allowed to teach.

@DanScavino @marcorubio Playing his "Bathhouse Days" playlist gets the party rockin!

MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding… Let’s goooooo!!!🎶🎼🎵

@DrOz Wtf are you homos doing?

Some folks made a big deal out of President Trump joking that diet soda is “healthy.” So yesterday on Air Force One, the President switched things up for us with a spicy virgin Bloody Mary—turns out the real recipe for good health might just be a sense of humor.

@ConceptualJames You're gay

I remain permanently sick of these trash Communists.

@JustLuai Cry about it

All these restaurants and cafés in Europe that have the sign “No Zionists Allowed” hanging outside, why don’t you be a little more brave like your ancestors and swap “Zionists” with “Jews”?

@ConceptualJames Gay James

Never Again is now.

@academic_la @dannydanon @EliseStefanik She's putting calories first

@dannydanon @EliseStefanik She’s really putting America first.

Congratulations to @EliseStefanik on her new book Poisoned Ivies. Elise is a lioness - fighting for the right values and for moral clarity at a time when too many choose silence.

@dannydanon @EliseStefanik Two ugly fatsos

@MarkMeadows Youre gay

How dare the Chancellor of Germany attack America while cozying up to Iran. Meanwhile, his country freeloads off of American pharma investments and military security. Perhaps it’s time for a 301 investigation, Chancellor.