Doberman Dad

@alphafox Maybe 38 for the 20th time

38?? 🧐

@woofknight Is Harvard a hospital or a cemetary?

@RestrictedDaily Wait, what? You mean it wasn't Tesla? I thought they were responsible for everything. LOL I actually got it right. Only because I knew it was not GM and Ford seemed too obvious.

You just made it to Final Jeopardy… 1984. No Googling, no second chances. Take your best shot and drop your answer below. Let’s see who actually gets it right.

@wfaa If they had a crosswalk that had Jesus carrying a cross that bastard would be out there having his picture taken of it

University Park says an intersection featuring the SMU mustang does not violate the directive that prompted Dallas and other cities to remove their decorative crosswalks: wfaa.com/article/news/l…

@screentime He dropped the charges when Ritchson's helmet cam footage hit the internet

Alan Ritchson's neighbor says he dropped charges against Ritchson because he has zero interest in going to court "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." via TMZ

@oncor Can someone explain to me why you have people on Pleasant Valley in Wyle & Sachse Texas completely destroying ALL trees within 50 feet of the road just so you can replace utility poles? Even on people's property. Well outside of any easement. Just horrible

@EIRancheroLoco Always take the money. Besides, a night with her is just going to get you a few photos and an uncomfortable feeling from her body guards.

¿Un millón de dólares o una noche con JLO?

Feeling all fancy today. Actually put my pop tarts in the toaster instead of just eating them straight out of the package

@TugboatPhil Texas still enforces blue laws

Just curious how many of "you people" remember living with Blue Laws on most store goods. If you have to look that up you probably didn't. West Virginia still had them when I left home in 1975 and Virginia didn't get rid of them until the early 80s if I remember right.

@StewsSauce Same reason we go to Lavon. It's just a few miles from us. I am not a fair weather person but I do want good weather when we go camping because we have no choice but to take our two Dobermans with us. And I'm NOT going to pay to go somewhere to sit in a 36 foot RV with 2 big dogs

@HolladayDoug Lewisville. Lavon is a great lake, this one is just closest to us. Yeah, cold this weekend for sure, I think it picks up Sunday 👊🏼💥

Sausages 👊🏼💥

@autumnsdad1 Depends on how they express their views. Example, I quit watching anything with Robert De Nero years ago. Never listened to Springsteen, but certainly would not now. Not because I give a single shit about Trump. But simply because of the way they bitch about him.

Would you ever stop listening to an artist or stop watching an actor or actress simply because of their political beliefs?

@gotrice2024 The only way the hands free operation will only work if the key fob is detected at the rear of the vehicle. My guess is someone hit the button

Many cars now have sensors at the bottom of the bumpers for hands free tailgate operation. So when the car wash arms went behind it, it activated and opened the tailgate during the wash, spraying water all into the cabin of the suv. I don’t think the driver would ever think this would happen, was this just a freak accident or do you think the driver may have been too close to the car wash equipment, who’s at fault here?

@GeorgeJSaliba Everyone saying the dude is an asshole for calling the kids boss. But it is certainly cheaper to have the kid not come back than it would be to repair the car if he floated a valve over revving it.

Detailer was revving the engine in the back of the lot, so I called his boss…

@PatrickHeizer We have a Speed Queen washer. Best brand on the market in my opinion

A major upgrade for our household:

You’ll sooner find me like this before I’ll buy an electric vehicle!

@BTCBreadMan And you have verified their age and generation?

A house just went up For Sale By Owner in my neighborhood for $880,000. The zEstimate is $785,000. Boomers have truly lost their minds.

@billonthehill @femalebodybuil6 I can assure you that is closer to 40%

@femalebodybuil6 I would estimate 25% body fat. A bit over normal but is not considered unhealthy. She appears to have a nice shape with no obvious fatty rolls. Very pretty and rubenesque shape. Desirable.

Do you consider this fat? 🥰

@femalebodybuil6 Yes

@adelinamanaut I assume you mean 6 foot in circumference

Do you like women over 6ft? 🙈