Dave Jones
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Dave Jones
@Holmesbox
Enjoying everything that paradise has to offer....
Sarasota County, Fl Katılım Temmuz 2011
88 Takip Edilen442 Takipçiler
Ron Simmon, Scott Steiner and Steve Austin walk into a room…
316.9 % chance that no beers survive.
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Released 44 years ago today!
Can you name this Movie 🎬 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿
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Modern woman says she went on a date and the guy kept ordering ‘old fashions’ back to back to back even before she could finish her own drink. What would you do in this situation and why do you think he got sloshed on this first date⁉️😅👑
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The mister and I have been watching reruns of the Match Game from 1977 ... and man, Richard Dawson was the shit.
Yes, we're at the point in our lives where we sit down after dinner and stream one or two episodes of an old gameshow every night.
I'm not ashamed, lol. ;)
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Twelve 20+ goal seasons on his resume.
Five 90+ point seasons on his resume.
Two 106+ point seasons on his resume.
1,069 points on his resume.
Dave Taylor is one of the most underrated players in the history of...civilization...
Jamal😌@jamaljennings_
@kurri_jari Dave Taylor has a good case.
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@__Kimberly1 Their father looks like a chimp, but both of those Bush girls run circles around this mud fence.
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Obviously took the poll during last call on St.
Patrick’s Day…
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@PattyMurray I definitely know I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning than you do of having an intelligent thought in your head.
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The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud.
Seriously. That's a real stat.
I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.
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Florida Bay. The threshold between the Everglades and the Keys.
Paddle with me through mangrove channels where crocodiles bask, wading birds patrol the shallows, and American flamingos have quietly returned to the Everglades.
Wild Florida at its finest.
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True or False???
Josh Allen is the most purely talented dual-threat QB you have EVER seen.
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@DeAndreHopkins You think your body of work merits a gold jacket from Canton?
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I'm down to take some questions on this app, Wusup x world?
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@GeraldoRivera Which government? Federal? How quick would blue state’s fille law suits that their tenth amendment rights were being violated?
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Photo ID should be facilitated by the government
-and provided to every American citizen
-free of charge
-available at any government office -principally DMV’s.
-free.
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@SenatorDurbin Multiple young black men and women are being shot and killed every week in Chicago. THAT’S A CRISIS
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Someone is dying in ICE custody every week, if not more frequently.
This is a crisis.
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@NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport BB isn’t installing it. Some contractor they hire is. They already got their money. They don’t give a f*ck about you. Right @BestBuy ?
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I bought an 85" Sony Bravia from @BestBuy on March 1st.
Delivery took 12 days. Now mounting has been delayed another week and just got cancelled again via email.
I've been lied to and given the runaround by at least 5 different employees. A @BestBuySupport agent on X even told me to wait until he gets back from vacation to 'fix' it.
I spoke with someone from 'corporate' this morning who told me she has to investigate and will possibly get back to me tomorrow.
@BestBuy doesn't seem to care and refuses to actually mount the TV. @BestBuySupport help? This is unacceptable for a big purchase.
Here's a picture of the TV in the box sitting in my living room.
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So Duke escapes for now. But come on, they only had FOUR team fouls in the 2nd half? Please.
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Add animal haters to the Democrats list of indiscretions.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
🚨 JUST IN: The US House has PASSED the BOWOW Act, which makes any non-citizen who assaults or harms a federal working dog AUTOMATICALLY deportable, 228-190 This comes after an Egyptian man KICKED CBP Detection Dog Freddie, who caught him SMUGGLING illegal goods into the US Good boy, Freddie! Of course, most Democrats voted against this.
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