Hotep Dad Max 🥊🏁

I hope you find what you're looking for while scrolling here, fellow traumatised human. I was once angry, too, so I also hope you find what you need - to help you come to terms with your past, the present, and yourself. You just have to work towards it. Peace and blessings 🙏

why would you just confess to the whole internet that you've never woken up next to a woman

@barstoolsports @teemcee 😂😂

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” is an appropriate reaction to seeing 102 come your way

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

@anammostarac @jay_kobbe @BreakingNewsNik amazing

> Startup accused of fraud > Check bios of both founders > Forbes 30 under 30

@Vets4AP Hoisting a glass to Chuck tonight 🍻😭

Chuck Norris will give his own eulogy.

@kimmie_c_ 😭😭😭

Chuck Norris let it win. RIP, sir 🕊

@realjenx 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOO

@teemcee I'm sorry, sis. Ugh 😔

I know she’s miserable and I feel bad about that. But I’ve felt the same way many days and couldn’t go around slamming doors, throwing away toasters, and screaming at people for no good reason. I have had to suck it up. But sleep troubles are so terrible when they continue.

My mom has been suffering from insomnia over the last week, mostly due to stress with my dad. She has prescription medication for this, but refuses to take it. Instead she bought these:

@HGrahamNFL @Vets4AP

Watching Maxx Crosby give his account of what went down in Baltimore, I think one thing is pretty clear: The Ravens decided to bail on the trade before he even got out there. They needed him to still go out there so he could do the medical testing and they could use that as the reason they are bailing.

@AKJ_N5T @NikTek Holy shit I'll drink to that

@NikTek This is very different than shit from a ass; it’s anus generated fecal matter. That’s why we call it poo from a butt

Jensen Huang has responded to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop: "First of all, they're completely wrong. The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS 5 fuses controllability of the geometry and textures and everything about the game with generative AI. It’s not post-processing, it’s not post-processing at the frame level, it’s generative control at the geometry level." He has also added: "This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI. That’s why we call it neural rendering" What are your thoughts on this?

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has responded to the backlash to the DLSS 5, an upcoming iteration of its AI software suite for graphics cards, saying, "first of all, they're wrong." bit.ly/3NuJN7F

Just found out his dads name is Michael A. Jordan n im crying

@KingGeorge @BreakingNewsNik

Imagine getting rear ended by a lifted F-350, shits turning into a nuclear bomb.

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall. DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality. Learn More → nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/…

@teemcee You know what might help that pasta salad? A bunch of mayo, and some shredded yellow cheese! 🤢🤢

@HotepDadMax Dogs can eat carrots. But I don’t even know that Lacey would touch this and she’ll eat anything.

Still eating that tuna salad with the carrots y’all. There’s like another day’s worth. *deep sigh*

@KosherDoll @Chilis With or without the Chili's champagne glasses?

I don’t have time for excuses. I only have time for Triple Dippers.

@teemcee Now that I've said that, I didn't find out in advance if carrots are bad for dogs so I'm sure someone will be along to tell me I'm a piece of shit 😂😂 tell me something I don't know, muthafucka 😂😂

@teemcee Oh man, I'd have fed that to my dog under the table but I suspect he'd spit the carrots out too 😂😂

I’m crying he tried to tell us n nobody listened

Mint chocolate chip enjoyers are weirdos.