Hotep Dad Max 🥊🏁

I hope you find what you're looking for while scrolling here, fellow traumatised human. I was once angry, too, so I also hope you find what you need - to help you come to terms with your past, the present, and yourself. You just have to work towards it. Peace and blessings 🙏

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

I’m about to make the swifties very angry with a truth bomb

@dimvji @jackmeridan I feel this down to my bone marrow

took a lot of anger to become this calm

I am having the roughest of mornings.

The Wizard of Oz turns 87 this year, and back in 1998, critic Rick Polito wrote what might be the greatest one-line TV listing ever for TCM.

This concept changed my brain chemistry entirely. Every time I’m anxious I just keep repeating “don’t suffer twice” cuz literally why the fuck would I do that

i would rather spend my entire life alone than have the person i love share private conversations for everyone to see and laugh at

getting off of twitter and interacting with real people really makes you realize people on here are INSANE like i promise any normal person does not gaf

@jackmeridan What a crazy thing to have been made. Absolutely fooking crazy legendary

So freaking nuts

GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice

Absolute top-tier tweet

@ClarqueAllen @SM4Tech @teemcee @VGK_Watch @BenignVanilla @Vets4AP @candymh46 @TylerDavisBooks @UncleZoGunTales @northwest8969 @DaroJeffrey I can absolutely see that happening. I love Boston but gottam

@SM4Tech @teemcee @VGK_Watch @BenignVanilla @Vets4AP @candymh46 @TylerDavisBooks @HotepDadMax @UncleZoGunTales @northwest8969 @DaroJeffrey I know several people who went to school in Boston and every one of them were hit by a car in the first month.

Due to an anomaly in the Earth's magnetic field, when driving through this neighborhood it's like you're car is always stuck in second gear. @BenignVanilla @Vets4AP @SM4Tech @candymh46 @TylerDavisBooks @HotepDadMax @VGK_Watch @UncleZoGunTales @teemcee @northwest8969 @DaroJeffrey

When you study history you realise that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.

HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and first services could take until 2039 to start, Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander says bbc.in/4wtPPXU

Listen to all of MJ albums some years ago and I’m telling you everything after the 80s snooze fest

He winning on charts created 11 years after he died? Niggas lucky he never saw the streaming era cuz wouldn’t be a record left unbroken.

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@anshuc @TheWizardTower @github @BenignVanilla

@github holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?

We are investigating unauthorized access to GitHub’s internal repositories. While we currently have no evidence of impact to customer information stored outside of GitHub’s internal repositories (such as our customers’ enterprises, organizations, and repositories), we are closely monitoring our infrastructure for follow-on activity.