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@BigDickBarclay @TheManlet_King Sport drink

@TheManlet_King In my house it’s Gatorade and Diet Coke

Can't leave 20 half full cups of water laying around if you finish it in 1 second.

@Grimmace1488 If you own a real, bigboy truck, you wherls wont even know the curb is there

Wife is driving my truck to the store. This may have been the biggest mistake of my life. Luckily the store is 250 feet down the road but that has proven to be a challenge before. Pray for me boys.

@AnderZin22 And by stuff I mean the green ooze seeping out of my flaky skin rash irritated penis. Not a UTI though, it just does that sometimes

@HowlingMutantO Build up a resistance or something. I've got things to touch.

Consoling a girl I have sex with while she weeps on my shoulder about these mystery UTIs she keeps getting, while I sit here knowing damn well I'm always touching gross shit and never washing my hands. She must have something wrong with her.

@BigDickBarclay Howling Mutant is Braveheart except hes going to enjoy the cock and ball torture part

I am a right wing 3rd positionist without a home and it sucks. All of the people I used to like on here were better as comedians than they ever were as thought leaders. They become grifters, or they lose any sense of humor that makes them entertaining. They all fight with each other for scraps of nothing. Maybe Howling Mutant can be Lawrence of Arabia and unite all of the feuding clans

@AllahingMutant @BigBoris_2 why would i be trying to make my mutuals hate me?????

@BigBoris_2 If it's only one you're not even really trying.

Everyone on here has one former mutual that hates you now.

@HowlingGrandWiz Howlers if they were gay Wait no Howlers if they were fags Wait no Howlers if

It’s like a second howling

@browasright Yeah its insane. @fleshsimulator has been having a hell of a time dealing with problems because of this. Nikita is literally going out of his way to pretend hes not seeing his comments and complaints

I thought doxxing was strictly prohibited on x.com (formally Twitter)?...

@b0newalljackson @PopCrave If it makes you feel better Nikita and the entire X support/moderation team will spend eternity burning in Hell

@PopCrave this app fuckin sucks because of nikita bier and his h1b mafia of retards. everything here is worse because of that gay little jewish groomer. fuck nikita bier

X rolls out image display update.

@AnysAnus @howlingpim I've got a live one for you

I think I'm autistic because I'm attracted to robots and little cute fellas

@keptdownape @muheediva01 Please stop interacting with niggers from the 3rd world

@muheediva01 2 bedroom duplex in Portland Oregon with a basement was $550 a month. It was really a full house with a separate entrance to an upstairs that the landlord used when she was in town. (She never was)

Be Honest…How much rent were you paying in your very first apartment? I’m tryna see how cheap life used to be.

@HowlingBallsack @BENZOTOOIE You cant let your pussy addiction overpower your nicotine addiction You kiss her to get a secondhand high BECAUSE shes smoking a cig, not in spite of it

@BENZOTOOIE Girls can look hot while smoking but kissing a girl after she's hit a cig tastes awful

I haven’t smoked since I quit in 2017 but this is really making me want one. Also would.

@bodie9210472856 nigga you're glasses are on too tight

I promised I wouldn’t post myself anymore asdfghjklklll but here we are 🤷🏼‍♂️❤️

Someday a barista is going to compliment your outfit It is essential you call the police on her immediately Sexual harassment will not be tolerated!

@HowlingJimJones @AnderZin22 Theres nothing new under the sun

@AnderZin22 Shit bro this might be me now

Me in 2007, watching 2 girls 1 cup for the 75th time that day on the family computer.

@HowlingBR2049K @BigDickBarclay And if she didnt turn 18 like I told her not to Stupid bitch

@BigDickBarclay She would still be hot if she didn't get that horrible boobjob and tattoos.

Big boobs good (gag)(spit)

Patroits making move in Pokémon home 🫡

@BigDickBarclay Every night I take solace in the fact that everyone on the X moderation and suppirt team will spend eternity burning in hell, forverr

But Brown Tannerite, I spread hate on YOUR website

@SimulatedBerry @gaytwinkfaggot You would think so but I think coca cola put together an AI ad in Christmas 2024(?) and people were livid. The ad itself looked fine. It just had the unnatural AI "polish" that gave it away

@gaytwinkfaggot Disney could absolutely AI generate a film and as long as they’re reasonably careful not a single person would notice

Bold first fully AI generated movie