Humpty Drumpf

For any Trump supporter who happens to run across this, here’s the unvarnished truth: If you voted for Trump in 2016 you’re verified to be gullible. If you voted for him in 2020 you’re a verified idiot. If you plan to vote for him in 2024 you’re a verified traitor. Do better!

@AaronParnas @independant1492 @MeidasTouch Some people used to believe electing billionaires would eliminate fraud because they don’t need any more money, but if anything that’s been proven is many of these billionaires are crooks looking for a bigger payday.

SCOOP: Vivek Ramaswamy, who is a billionaire, used campaign funds to finance a luxury Puerto Rico trip. My latest for @MeidasTouch: meidasnews.com/news/vivek-ram…

@sommyhillz1592 @RpsAgainstTrump 🪞

@HumptyDrumpf @RpsAgainstTrump Lol clown 🤡

Trump: I have much more power in my second term, don’t you think? In my first term, I don’t know if I could have gotten away with this.

@BarryPo42973947 @TMT_arabic Iran “produces” oil, same as their neighbors, and what this is all about. 🤷‍♂️

@TMT_arabic Or everyone could just unite and shut down iran for good. They dont produce anything. They just use terrorism against the entire globe.

🚨 BREAKING Iran has begun charging $2 million for passage permits from ships in the Strait of Hormuz. Currently, 3,200 ships are reportedly stuck waiting in the Strait of Hormuz. 💴 This is said to amount to $6 billion in revenue.

@Speed99HQ @TMT_arabic @demeji6779 What’s more desperate, to pay $2 million to get a loaded ship out of purgatory or to place your warships on harm’s way joining an ill-conceived invasion force led by a clown and highly unlikely to ever be successful, while putting ALL your assets at risk of being attacked?

$2M per ship and y’all calling it “revenue”? 😂 That’s not business that’s holding the global economy hostage at gunpoint. 3,200 ships stuck while the world watches like it’s normal? This isn’t strategy, it’s desperation dressed up as power. And every “win” like this pushes the world closer to cutting you out completely. 🌍🔥

@sommyhillz1592 @RpsAgainstTrump TDS (as you define it) is a sign of intelligence.

@HumptyDrumpf @RpsAgainstTrump Your TDS shows

@sommyhillz1592 @RpsAgainstTrump Embarrassing, especially given the unnecessary war he started. 🤦‍♂️

@RpsAgainstTrump Watching Trump today at the Navy trophy presentation made me love him the more. He is someone that is funny, knows how to make his audience involved in his speeches, respects our military. This is definitely a man worth following. MAGA all the way.🫡🫡🫡

@jeremymbarr @OhMyNotAgain99 Maybe they should fire Bari Weiss? Just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️

Just in: CBS News execs tell employees that layoffs are happening today. "These are very hard choices and today is a difficult day," Bari Weiss and Tom Cibrowski say.

@Acyn What “positives” was he expecting from voting in a known career criminal & traitor? 🤔

“I'm really scratching my head because I voted Republican, and most of us in the fishing industry did, and we're not seeing the the positives come out of it, why we voted that way.”

@RobertClark62 @academic_la Is air supremacy why we’re seeing F-35s being shot down?

@HumptyDrumpf @academic_la We have air supremacy over Iran while the Ukrainians struggle to achieve air parity over their own country against a foe who's incompetent in employing airpower.

The US has begun the military campaign to open the Straits of Hormuz. This is a three phase effort. Phase one calls for the reduction of Iranian capabilities there, phase two is to clear the strait and phase three is to establish a protected corridor. Phase 1 has already begun. 1) Heavily-armed A-10 warplanes, known as the Warthog, along with Apache attack helicopters re now engaged across the southern flank, targeting fast-attack watercraft in the Strait of Hormuz. 2) Apache attack helicopters, are equipped with Hellfire missiles, have long had the mission of striking Iranian mine-laying boats from Gulf states in the region. The A-10 was developed to provide close air support for U.S. ground troops but has now been repurposed to strike ships at sea 3) The U.S. has been bombing bases and heavily fortified cruise missile batteries manned by the IRGC. The U.S. claims the strikes have damaged or destroyed more than 120 Iranian naval vessels. 4) The 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit is expected to arrive between March 23 and 27, with the potential mission of seizing strategic islands off Iran's coast to serve as bases for securing the waterway. The completion of this operation will take several weeks. Even then, it is unlikely to allow for true safety for vessels passing through it, as Iran will be able to target it with drones and missiles from further away.

@wartranslated And the Russians plan this every single year, with less and less impact each time. 🤷‍♂️

AP says Russia is lining up a new major offensive as oil prices surge and Western resources get stretched by the Middle East war. The push could run along a 1,200km front and aim to fully take Donetsk, with action ramping up after the ground dries.

@MonicaLMarks The reason why these other countries are hurting now is because they haven’t gone far enough in decoupling from needing oil & gas. 🤷‍♂️

Vance spins Americans’ reality at the pump into sth like “be glad we didn’t invest in more windmills.” The truth is that consumers worldwide, including in 🇺🇸, will pay much more for Trump’s illegal war. A war that’s helping US enemies Russia & Iran sell more oil at higher prices

@xrplfaucet @opfascism He will no doubt try to sell off everything he can, including things he didn’t add himself. 🤷‍♂️

@opfascism Trump will take the gold with him when he flees to Belarus

The first thing the democrats need to do when they regain power is to take all that gold shit down in the oval office and burn it in the yard. Next, we work on the ballroom, and that stupid arch, if he builds one.

@GrayConnolly That’s great for now, but as French nuclear reactors need to be retired it’s unlikely they will have the funds to replace them all, much less expand nuclear capacity in the future. So France will still need to greatly expand its clean energy capacity & storage in coming decades.

Hard to think of a strategic as well as national energy policy that is more vindicated, each day, than the French decision to go big into Nuclear power. A French victory that rivals with Austerlitz.

@YourAnonCentral @sandibachom And these people are experts in what exactly? 🤦‍♂️

Trump on why he agreed to attack Iran alongside Israel, “based on what Steve [Witkoff], Jared [Kushner] and Pete [Hegseth] were telling me, Marco [Rubio] also involved, I thought Iran would attack us.”

@Grichka666 @KarlWuckert Maybe actually investigate it? 🤷‍♂️

@KarlWuckert How can you arrest someone based on an email that may or may not be true.

A single Epstein arrest would do wonders for their public perception, but they literally refuse to bring anyone to justice.

@shanaka86 @steve_simonis Seven clocks ticking, and Trump doesn’t understand any of them. 🤦‍♂️ ⏰

Seven clocks are running. None of them negotiable. All of them counting down to the same weeks. The planting clock. Mid-April is the biological deadline for corn and soybean planting across the US Midwest. Every day that passes without nitrogen becoming affordable and available narrows the window for corn. USDA projects corn falling to 94 million acres from 98.8 million. Soybeans rising to 85 million from 81.2 million. The seeds that go into the ground in the next three weeks determine America’s grain harvest in October. The decision is irreversible. The USDA clock. March 31. Prospective Plantings. The report that converts farmer intentions into official data. Every acreage number, every corn-soy ratio, every nitrogen-dependent calculation becomes a published fact that traders, governments, and food agencies will use to model global supply for the next twelve months. The number arrives in twelve days. The FAO clock. April 3. The Food Price Index. The first global reading that captures post-Hormuz commodity prices across cereals, vegetable oils, dairy, meat, and sugar. The 2022 peak was 159.7 in March 2022 after Ukraine. This reading will incorporate oil above $100, urea at $610, LNG halted, packaging repriced, and freight surcharges of $500 to $1,500 per container. The number that determines whether the UN declares a food emergency arrives in fifteen days. The pharmaceutical clock. India’s API inventory buffers are two to three months, measured from the war’s onset on February 28. Late May is the depletion window. Methanol at 87.7 percent Hormuz exposure feeds the solvent chain for paracetamol, ibuprofen, metformin, and antibiotics. Once buffers deplete, the shortage becomes a patient access crisis for the 47 percent of US generics that originate in India. The China crude clock. FGE NexantECA confirmed China is drawing commercial reserves at up to one million barrels per day. The draw sustains refinery operations for four to six weeks from March 19. Mid-April to late April is the exhaustion window. After that, China faces three options: accelerate Russian pipeline imports, reroute at massive premium, or crack open the strategic petroleum reserve. The third option reprices every commodity on the planet. The helium clock. SK Hynix and Samsung hold two to three months of helium inventory. Late May to early June is the depletion window. South Korea imports 64.7 percent of its helium from Qatar. Ras Laffan is offline. If helium buffers deplete before alternative supply arrives, semiconductor fabrication faces rationing. The AI hardware supply chain hits a physical wall measured in months, not quarters. The insurance clock. Solvency II requires 30 to 60 days of zero incidents before P&I clubs can reinstate war risk coverage. Even after a ceasefire, the insurance normalisation takes six to sixteen months based on the Red Sea precedent of 26 months and counting. The logistics system lags the financial relief rally by the longest duration of any clock in this crisis. Seven clocks. The shortest expires in twelve days. The longest runs for over a year. The planting window, the USDA report, the FAO index, the drug buffers, the Chinese crude draw, the helium inventory, and the insurance cycle are all counting down simultaneously. None of them pause for diplomacy. None of them respond to presidential directives. None of them read sealed packets. The calendar is the only actor in this war that has never lost a negotiation. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@SkylineReport After years of largely dragging their feet, countries around the world have this summer to dramatically increase its capacity to build clean generation & storage. We’ll see what they can do before winter sets in later this year.

Iran’s strike crippled ~17% of Qatar’s LNG capacity for years, forcing major buyers into a brutal global scramble for gas while handing U.S. exporters a massive advantage.

@SethAbramson Why is he even on a committee at this point? 🤔

Calling it now—unhappily—but more innocents will die in the streets at the hands of ICE because of the vote Fetterman made today, and it is increasingly clear Fetterman made the vote he made today and the political shift he's amidst because brain damage caused a personality shift

@_velellavelella @SimonMahan Watch your tongue. That’s American wind & solar rays, son. 🤔

@SimonMahan Woke energy mix very unamerican

The world is changing right in front of us and no one knows it. Texas is running its world-class economy on 70% renewables, right now. Gas is there if we need it, but for today, we can save the fuel for another day.