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@JacintaAllanMP How’s the state debt?

We'll always back Free TAFE and invest in world-class TAFE facilities. That's all at risk under the Liberal's plan for $40 billion of cuts.

@hotiiofficial Fact check: true

Doing 100kg squat is far better than doing 200kg leg press

@van_gone_ Rent free still 😂

They nailed the shit eating smirk tbf

Stunning and brave

@Neo__Hq Manages to make diving into a penthouse pool look super gay

🚨🇦🇪 JUST IN: Andrew Tate is back at his iconic $35M Pagani Penthouse in Dubai 🔥

@bobjcarr @tanya_plibersek 😂😂😂 is Bob Carr well

.@tanya_plibersek - an inspiration, I said, for the young women at the Jessie Street lunch. Plunge into public life, I told them.

@FellerYeller Aghhh this one’s great 😂😂😂

"He's too excited about this movie. Add Pedro Pascal."

@RobertFicoSVK Big poof

Today I’m celebrating my second birthday 🍀 Remember: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Have a nice day.

@fulovitboss @AlboMP @AngusTaylorMP @PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus Does not answer the question even remotely

Have a listen to this dribble and see if you can make sense of Albo’s answer… The question: “Why were the capital gains tax changes applied to all assets rather than just residential property”

@jordanreviewsit It’s taking over my life

Now make this meme format appear in his feed every other post

@ywomendeservles Everyone is acting like the HSV2 is the problem and not the Free Palestine part

@smar7gun @zoecabina

@zoecabina I hate her views, but I'd still use her shit for toothpaste

Unfortunately she is very cute and likeable (especially if you leave the video on mute)

@MagnusVigso Truly niche

One of the most attractive things a woman can have is not a big butt or breasts It it to have proper biomechanics Gait pattern > Any superficial features

@primetateHQ @Cobratate And kissing as many boys as you can!

Andrew Tate reveals his daily diet: 30 coffees a day, endless cigars, and 10–12 liters of water. 😳🚨 “Nicotine and caffeine are miracle drugs. I live on them.” His testosterone levels are through the roof.

@AlboMP Why are you applying these changes to other investments like ETFs?

We're changing property investor tax breaks to give first home buyers a fair go. Here’s why.

@AaronDodd Why did they reduce the CGT discount for other investment types, like ETFs? It has no affect on house prices and stimulates growth in Australian companies. Don’t they want productivity growth?

The Boomers are rapidly dwindling in numbers, while younger generations are now starting to dominate. Chalmers has coolly run the numbers - pissing the boomers off is no longer the electoral suicide it once was. #budget #auspol 1/2

@AvidCommentator Smash

This is Emily (hypothetical). She is 22 years old and works part time at a supermarket while at uni, she is very frugal and puts most of her pay into index fund ETF's. When she sells those she will be slugged at 30% minimum capital gains tax, despite being a low income earner.

@M_Simonyan How’s the war going?

Putin announces that next-generation Sarmat ICBM will be deployed by end of 2026, after successful test. "It is the most powerful missile system in the world... The total power of the delivered warhead is over 4 times greater than the power of any existing Western analogue. Secondly, and most importantly, the missile can move not only along a ballistic trajectory, but also along a suborbital trajectory, which, thirdly, allows for a range of over 35,000 km while simultaneously doubling its accuracy characteristics. Finally, it has the ability to overcome all existing and prospective missile defense systems."

“He’s going to pick up his hemorrhoid medicine. Make the pharmacist a smokeshow.”

He’s going to the gym. Put 10 naked boomers in the locker room soon as he walks in