Satchel
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Satchel
@ImSatchel
24, Creator, Professional Procrastinator, he/him/his, Emotion Matters Most, Editor for @JCbackfire , JC's YT: https://t.co/LfHmajMEsc

Dark Souls Trilogy Remake in development. A reputable source from my mirror reports.

Zach Cregger explains that his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ movie isn’t adapting any of the games as it would be redundant. “There’s kind of no winning there if I were to tell Leon’s story, because the games do such a great job. It would just be kind of redundant &… disappointing.”


I played the first Mass Effect for 6+ hours yesterday on stream & absolutely loved it! I’ve seen people say to either skip or just mainline it to get to ME2 quickly, but I don’t get it. There’s so much great lore & character depth in the first game. I can’t wait to keep going!🌠

Any PlayStation game purchased digitally after March's sytem update will reportedly now require an internet connection once every 30 days to validate the license 🎮 If the console stays offline longer than that, the games will not launch until you reconnect (via @MrZackXOfficial)

The Boys Season 5 reaches its low point in Episode 4, a largely pointless detour for the series that relies too much on forced character drama. Our full review: bit.ly/3OFV1Hc

FUCK THE METS FUCK THE METS FUCK THE METS FUCK THE METS #LGM #LGM ITS FUCKING OVERRRRR

Shuhei Yoshida says he was fired from being head of PlayStation first-party by Jim Ryan because he didn’t listen to him! “I helped Santa Monica to make God of War, Naughty Dog to make Uncharted and The Last of Us, and Sucker Punch to make the beautiful Ghost of Tsushima. Ghost of Tsushima was one of the last games that I worked on as the president of Worldwide Studios. But in 2019, after 11 years leading the first-party development, I was fired from the role. Jim Ryan wanted to remove me from first-party because I didn’t listen to him. He asked to do some ridiculous things, and I said ‘No.'” thisweekinvideogames.com/news/shuhei-yo…

The live-action movie adaptation of #ELDENRING, produced by the studio A24 in partnership with Bandai Namco and filmed for IMAX, is slated for release on March 3, 2028. Production will begin in Spring 2026, and the full cast has been announced. Learn more: bnent.eu/EldenRingMovie



Mouse: P.I. for Hire is an amusing enough FPS if you just want to blast some cartoon mice, but its haphazard marriage of noir storytelling and boomer shooter action are often at odds. Our review: bit.ly/3Q3NthT

















