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Chatting with a live agent @Xfinity while watching #7A makes more sense than I ever would’ve imagined…

When you pause the tv just right. #ResidentAlien

I made #borscht from scratch.

Recent, stubborn, continuous autocorrects: “we hat” instead of “what”

@smickable Ooohh I have suggestions based on you liking the Mr & Mrs Smith series (which I loved too) House of Ninjas Kleo Copenhagen Cowboy 1899 Wilderness Dead Ringer (series) LOL Ireland (in case you need a break for some laughter)

It made me smile, then it made me want cereal.

Amy Schumer responds to all of the online comments about her appearance: “Thank you so much for everyone’s input about my face. I’ve enjoyed feedback and deliberation about my appearance as all women do for almost 20 years. And you're right, it is puffier than normal right now. I have endometriosis, an auto immune disease that every woman should read about. There are some medical and hormonal things going on in my world right now, but l'm okay. Historically, women's bodies have barely been studied medically compared to men. The book ‘all in her head’ does a good job explaining this. I also believe a woman doesn't need any excuse for her physical appearance and owes no explanation. But I wanted to take the opportunity to advocate for self love and acceptance of the skin you're in. Like every other women/person, some days I feel confident and good as hell, and others I want to put a bag over my head.”

Im not actually hiding from X

If I had to guess, I would say @robhuebel 🤣

@melissablake I love your face. I love your smile. 🤗

Here’s a sample of the nasty comments I’ve received lately. This is why I speak up. This is why I’m writing an ENTIRE book about disabilities. Because people with facial differences are worthy human beings. I like my smile and I like my face. I just wish society did too... ❤️♿️

Storms in seattle…

Lol… I really miss the domestic flights on #virginairlines @VirginAtlantic

Oh dang! Loving this episode of #AmericanHorrorStories starring @GabbySidibe!!!

@mariabamfoo Lol. Pretty sure we were hanging out with the same crowd by the looks of this pic.

Remember the 90’s? I do!  That’s when I painted my car and was bald! Enjoy the visual! #busklife

@smickable Before he decided to go with what he thought was a “classier” line, you know he probably typed then deleted “I got something you can sit on.”

@vanessabayer @Showtime My reply: (I’m doing a happy dance that I’m not sure I would actually want anyone to see.)

Have you ever been super duper nice to someone and then they are just a jerk to you?

@RealLyndaCarter Wow. I actually remember seeing it the first time I watched that movie… I was pretty obsessed with BEING Wonder Woman as a child… 🤩

A friend was watching Saturday Night Fever and sent me this picture. She told me to look at the posters... How did I never hear about this?! 🤣

Mostly I just want to know more about the trophy. 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

@VASSY @davidguetta Awww cute pic! Happppppy Birthday! 😘🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁

Happy birthday @davidguetta 😈🎉