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@other_mrs @miffythegamer #FutureDailyDorries

@cas95912 @iamAtheistGirl How can one hate something that does not exist?

@iamAtheistGirl Well you are showing your hate for God rn

“why do you hate god?” why do you hate odin? “i don’t hate odin odin isn’t real”

@edwinhayward @614clinton There are better positions in that area of work. Undertaker has too much interaction with the living for those that hate people.

@614clinton Undertaker?

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@EricLDaugh If these figures are from Trump, then they're as believable as the tooth fairy.

🚨 JUST IN: Jaw-dropping new stats prove EXACTLY why Iran is on its knees begging President Trump for a deal right now - 9,000+ targets struck - 9,000+ combat flights - 140+ Iranian vessels damaged or DESTROYED This is a HISTORIC takedown 🔥🔥

@m_jones_1797 @Dawn_Galway Ah, my soul mate. This has always been my method. Relative viscosity dictates the order.

@Dawn_Galway No, if it’s clotted cream, that goes on first, it’s a viscosity problem, and never, ever, butter, except on cheese scones.

A hill I am willing to die on: Butter, then jam, then cream 😋 that's it, theres no other way...

@EFCevie If you could choose any other place, where would that be?

my life would be so much better if i didn’t live in fucking lincolnshire

@Midge1415 @Gadget440 @haversham_miss He left his chin in his mama's pussy...

@Gadget440 @haversham_miss Is his chin still there?

Andrew Tate says he is "very disappointed" in people who left Dubai during the conflict... ... very shortly after this interview, he left Dubai and is currently in Hong Kong.

@SarahIronside6 I've seen MAGAts post they'd be fine with that.

I genuinely need to know what the red line is for maga. Because at this point it seems like trump could break into your home and rape your daughter right in front of you and you would still find a way to justify your support for this absolute monster.

@NancyMace That ID doesn't have to show citizenship status, only age. My German residence permit would suffice for that transaction. Although the date format might confuse the cashier.

Did you know you need an ID to buy NyQuil?

@FOX29philly I'm guessing a "good, Christian person" too. 🙄

A Washington state teacher was arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old student, according to law enforcement. fox29.com/news/married-t…

@CryptoTravelb @WifeFinance @CoachDanGo You wash your dog's ass after every walk too? If not, I guarantee there is canine faecal matter somewhere on your floor.

@WifeFinance @CoachDanGo Nah you’re just lazy. After every walk, I wash my dog’s paws. Unless you have an insanely big dog.

As an Asian guy I never understood why people walk with their shoes in their home.

@Jan51478528 Nibbled the top off, and tongued out that deep, creamy goodness again?

Last night me & the gals had a day out in Londonistan. A person on the tube told me to stop eating my Crème egg because it was offensive to her . So Christian chocolates are now harem in my country ?? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@OldTimerJohn57 @bignorms Mango Mussolini.

@bignorms Who caused the price of oil to skyrocket?

Nice fill up at the petrol station FFS rip off Britain

@bignorms Unleaded was £1.38 on Monday when I filled up in Harwich. Saw €2.50 as I drove through the Netherlands. Paid €2.06 when I refilled in Germany. UK doesn't have it that bad.

@Industry3D @PaulSchleifer The Navy has sailors that know how to disable toilets...

@PaulSchleifer The Navy doesn't have plumbers?..

Sorry, what?

@thespikyclub @iamaerell @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre And as daft as a bog brush!

@iamaerell @Indy259 @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Oh an ableist gobshite as well? What a shock

Nearly a year after the Supreme Court judgment, the ⁦@oldvictheatre⁩ still has its mixed-sex ‘Cublicle’ loos. Since it has a parallel set of ‘Urinals’, men get single-sex facilities while women are denied that privilege.

@iamaerell @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Workplace (areas for employees only) and areas for the general public come under different legislation.

@Indy259 @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre You’ll be having fun reading through workplace (health and safety) regulations laws and building regulations law. All toilets designed like this, with two or more cubicles and a shared washroom have to be single sex. They’re breaking the law. They can be sued. I’ll donate.

@thespikyclub @iamaerell @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre They have no answer to that. They keep screaming, "THERE'S A LAW!!" but they have yet to cite any proof that said law exists.

@iamaerell @Indy259 @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Which law dearie?

@jeee475 @VicIsherwood @FondOfBeetles @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Wrong. What I'm basically saying is that a sign on a door is no deterrent to someone who is determined to assault a woman.

@VicIsherwood @Indy259 @FondOfBeetles @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Exactly. Ian is basically saying there is a risk anyway so it doesn’t matter if we make it even more risky for women and girls. What a guy.

@iamaerell @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre There is proposed legislation regarding mandating single sex toilets in new builds, but that is not yet law - unless you know, and can link to, the specific paragraph in UK law.

@iamaerell @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre Point me to this law...

@Indy259 @miffythegamer @SarahLudford @oldvictheatre I’m correct. You’ll find out. All toilets with two or more cubicles and a shared washroom MUST be single sex. That is the law in the UK. Twat.