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@MohitJaswa27 FERPA doesn’t have reporting requirements, that’s been a long standing issue. What are you referring to?

ShinyHunters gave Canvas until Monday. 275 million student records from 9000 schools. most institutions havent said a word to students or parents. the FERPA notification window is 60 days and theyre using every minute. check your email. if theres nothing there thats the story.

@disclosetv @perplexity_ai -is this legitimate?

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

@disclosetv @grok - is this legitimate?

@Pricerrors Why post when they aren’t even this price anymore?

AMAZON PRICE GLITCH - $1 KIPLING BACKPACKS Ships from Amazon amazon.com/KIPLING-KP-KI8…

I was today years old when I found out that you can hit F7 in the command prompt windows to see all previously run commands (vs. scrolling through them all with the up arrow!)

@belk - I can’t message you directly because I don’t pay to get the little check!…can you DM me to assist?

@netflix fix your shit

@AccidentalCISO Yeah, feeling this as I crank down my 4k monitor recommend res back down to 1080!

Well, I did it. I bumped the display scaling up a notch on my phone. Don't get old, kids.

@AccidentalCISO Aren’t you your senior leadership?!

The senior leadership team hates it when I point this out every year.

This. As far as productivity is concerned, November is a three week month and December is a two week month.

@AdamSinger We never expected anything but if they had more, I think they would have shared. And we fully intend to help ours get a better start vs. any potential payday for when we kill over. Times have changed, life is too short, and you can’t take it with you.

@AdamSinger Neither my parents or in-laws have much but they helped in any way they could along the way. As me & my SO have increased our salaries, we’ve now actually helped them some financially.

Have a friend like this. Parents worth closer to 20M. They live alone in giant house in fla, angry at the world most of the time. Kids are responsible & work hard, not rich. Truly strange phenomenon. Don't have a father so hard to relate, but seems weird to not level up your kids

@AccidentalCISO Corn, beans, and manure sound like the perfect cycle!

If it makes you feel any better, my rural area is very quiet, but it has also reeked of manure for the last three weeks because the farmers are spreading it in their fields after harvesting the corn and beans. 🤣😭

@InterestingSTEM Hi res version available?

@UK_Daniel_Card We were taught to sell the benefits and value vs. the thing itself. Or at least talk about those things first. When I got into security, and then risk, and I raised the notion of positive risk, I think sone minds were blown. Granted, I don’t always do this as the shoe has to fit.

@UK_Daniel_Card Very true. I spent my earlier years in retail and for a while, was mad that I waited so long to switch into tech. However, as I’ve gotten older and served in senior positions, I quickly realized that I was really in retail still, just selling security more than doing it!

what if you stopped using risk as the business case and started using opportunity for cyber investments? That's literally how we do everything else in business! You want marketing budget: YOU SELL THE OUTCOMES You need more sales budget: OUTCOMES! You need to improve operations and reduce defects? SELL THE OUTCOMES but SECURITY... NAH mATe: I've done a Risk = likelihood (guess) x impact (guess) and it's all a cost centre! What if we didn't do this?

@AccidentalCISO Happens to the best of us…

I just spent almost an hour researching why a new docking station wasn't working and it turned out that the cable to my laptop wasn't fully seated into the port on the dock. 🤦 I think it's time to log off for the day. 🤣😭

@InterestingSTEM Isn’t this just called a dehumidifier? Granted, maybe it has a filter built in to purify but why is this “crazy new technology”?

18 Craziest New Technologies of 2024 You Might Have Missed The Most Insane Tech We've Ever Seen 1. A Machine That Turns Air Into Water

@AccidentalCISO “But don’t we have cybersecurity insurance?!”

I don’t care, accept the risk.

@HackingDave lol

Shiiiiiit. I just gave my son 16 year old admin rights for the first time on his computer today. Big milestone for him. With great power comes great responsibility. He’s also on his own VLAN.

@managerTurner_D Nice fake account

@British_Airways @AmericanAir At Oslo airport with a AA6630/BA763 flight departing in 1.5 hours & been standing in a huge line for checking in for over 30 mins and it’s barely moved. Only 2 agents for hundreds of passengers. Woefully understaffed. I have connections to make.