Muhammad Hashaam

Alhamdulillah allocated to IRS through CSS 2022. It was a long and arduous journey that finally ended on a positive note. May Allah bestow me with the energy and Power to add positively to progress and prosperity of Pakistan and its institutions! #CSS_2022 #Alhamdulillah

Just landed at an airport. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration and the officer smiled warmly, looked at me and said "Paain Nasha Chadd Dyo, Ae Faisal Mover Da Adda A".

@shaj71 @vikrantgupta73 Epic reply

@vikrantgupta73 Watch IPL man. We will handle the "bigger" Matters. Btw US & Iran are visiting Pakistan for talks on Friday. Pakistan is everywhere and Indians are in Cinema watch "Dhurdhar". Jasssssi kuch sharm ayi 😀

War ON?

Asim Munir can convince a literal superpower to push for a ceasefire but can’t convince PPP to fix Karachi is concerning 🤯

Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region. @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi

@soigomaa the way you treat them at that point is usually subconsciously dictated by how they treated you when you were the child in the relationship though

fuck you

We actually live in a slum!

Bilawal Bhutto would be ruing not to be the Foreign Minister at this critical time when all of a sudden Pakistan has gained global prominence due to Middle East War.

Smooth moves caught on camera

AMERICAN JOURNALIST KIDNAPPED IN BAGHDAD

That's what arguing with your wife is like. 😂😂 So don’t argue.

Eid Mubarak to all who celebrate Eid al-Fitr. #USAinPakistan

But which country colonized Nigeria? Because I have never heard their English anywhere else.

''When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.' - Lin Yutang

Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villain.

Crazy fact: Fakhar Zaman is playing his 4th T20 WC and this is the first time he's opening the batting for Pakistan. Look at that impact. RizBar, your crimes won't be forgotten or forgiven.

Zimbu's downfall started after this tweet.

Should be the last match of their pathetic careers 🙏

Fucking piece of shit. All of them. Especially Babar, Shaheen and Shadab. We need to fucking stop thinking Babar is the same player as he was 3 years ago. Strike rate alone is not the issue. He has forgotten how to bat across formats.

My brain can’t process this…🤯