ms. lowda

4 months of growing out my gray. the flyaways will be the death of me but i think i love the color??

@thesubtext__ @facetedcarapace it's literally just dip. i do not understand people that eat it

@facetedcarapace cold savory soup feels like someone forgot a step and we're all just pretending it's fine

I cannot handle the sensory experience of a cold savory soup or even something like a bloody mary. This is one of my biggest shames

@Jossyluv04 girl this is AI

Transformation of the year!

@CartoonsHateHer trust me!!! Elizavecca cer-100 collagen... amazon.com/dp/B01I2ZQJSG?…

Can't believe I'm resorting to Twitter for this but does anyone have a rec for a good deep conditioner that is not extremely expensive and good for fine straight hair that won't make me look like Snape

@millerIowlife $1000 says they're from utah county

made his fuckin kid do bullshit scam adjacent return reselling all to buy the Head Gasket Eater 9000 i’m cracking up dude

@BadFilmTakes1 kim wexler my QUEEN

My four personal favorite tv performances of all time

@tallowqueen oh thank youuu!! i just turned 43

@ItsLowda Idk how old you are but your skin is beautiful and so are you! Wow!!

Skincare girlies can never convince me physical exfoliation is wrong im sorry. I’ve tried all the acids and they do nothing for me. The world’s harshest face scrubbing is what makes my skin look glowy.

@zeteo_news @mehdirhasan @ben_mckenzie ben mckenzie is a national treasure

"Why the f*ck is the guy from 'The OC' doing a tougher interview on Sam Bankman-Fried than CNBC?" @mehdirhasan asks actor @ben_mckenzie about his now famous interview with crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried, featured in Ben's new documentary 'Everyone Is Lying to You for Money'.

Welcome to town/street that has a completely regular noun for a name but we pronounce it differently and if we catch you saying it the normal way we'll kill you

@tentwentysixpm LOVE that mad men has forever made us all associate hershey's with brothels.

@chomakovg light work.

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@n0rmalitiess @gracecamille_ i truly cannot imagine how her kids must feel.

@ItsLowda @gracecamille_ just scrolled through her account holy shit this woman is insane

my favorite part of boomers whose children have gone no-contact is that they inevitably say “your children will never know their grandparents!!!!” as if that is not the whole point

Actress Melissa McCarthy looks like she’s been on Ozempic.

@mattsutaaki plug your ears and hold your breath and then very slowly unplug them. works every time

my friend gave me a foolproof method to get rid of the hiccups once but i forgot so sometimes i just have the hiccups for half an hour

@caroline_mpls beautiful!! someone posted this mirror for free and he's not responding and i'm afraid i've lost her 😔

Instead of getting mad at this I’m just going to share a pair of beautiful chairs I found on facebook marketplace yesterday for 25 bucks.

@pamvonhadder 🙂‍↕️ i bough these hooks for my pants and they've been the highlight of my week

The older i get the more this type of stuff makes me happy 😌

@JulieLovesFluff i had my water break when my son was breach and went to the same (in-network) hospital i delivered my 2 other kids at. i got a bill a few weeks later for one of the OR nurses who was "out of network" ???

My insurance is trying to determine if they're going to cover Littlest Mans NICU stay and called with questions. Ins: Why did you pick X hospital for your child? Me: I didn't, I was told after I came out of surgery at Y hospital that they were transferring him to X because it was the closest NICU and he was not breathing on his own reliably. They'd already started the process without me. Ins: Okay and why did you pick Y hospital initially? Me: Well I was actively bleeding out from a ruptured placenta and it was the closest one, I was trying not to die. Are you not aware this was an emergency c section at 34 weeks? And also Y hospital is in network. Ins: Yes but if you had gone to in network hospital Z you could have transferred to an in network NICU. Me: *Googles* That's 2.5hrs away. I was bleeding out. I had to receive 2 pints of blood and I was only bleeding for 30 minutes before they started my transfusion. I would have been dead if I drove there. Ins: Well it transfers to the appropriate NICU for your plan, next time please try to go there. Lol okay, next time I'm pregnant and bleeding out I'll be sure to do that. This is insane.

@acechhh NO!

should I throw out his emotional support footlocker bag yes or no