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@DailyIranNews @NotHoodlum

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ HAS BEEN CLOSED!

BREAKING: Following intense diplomatic pressure from Iran, the United States has reportedly secured Israeli agreement to a ceasefire with Hezbollah set to begin at 16:00 local time. The move comes amid escalating tensions that had threatened to derail the recently signed U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding and upcoming negotiations.

The hydrogen peroxide didn’t work, so here’s the Trump administration’s next plan: Brawndo. “It’s got what pools crave!”

@iAnonPatriot You've fucked so many goats that youre seeing them everywhere now.

Why’s she kinda look like a goat?

@Keshavnova @esjesjesj Uganda is a country. Countries don't have mayors.

@esjesjesj Mayor of Uganda that’s what he is

Yeah who does he think he is, the mayor of New York?

@carpe_aciem @bizlet7 Your mom is kinda hot.

@bizlet7 All I know is the typical fat chick has more sex appeal than whatever this woman is.

Remember when leftists tried to gaslight us that this woman was a goddess of beauty?

@BourgeoisieKid @QualityLearing_ Youre thinking of MAGAteenth

@QualityLearing_ Just celebrate the victim mentality and you’re good.

No clue how to celebrate Juneteenth

@MagadonianMemes @esjesjesj @david_sivella @NYCMayor *Uruguay

@esjesjesj @david_sivella @NYCMayor Ur gay. Stay out of this discussion.

Is this the way the NYC First Lady should dress to represent NYC? Trashy people. Classless, @NYCMayor .

@MickeyBlowtorch I miss the good ol' days when bush was pretty much guaranteed

I miss the good ol’ days when an R rated horror movie pretty much guaranteed tits and bush.

@nicksortor Apparently they are messing around if they let you write 8647 in there.

US Park Police are NOT messing around out here at the Reflecting Pool tonight. As someone with a place in DC, I can confidently tell you that Park Police are one of the LAST agencies you want to be detained by. They don’t play games.

🚨 JUST IN — EXCLUSIVE: United States Park Police are investigating an “86 47” inscription on the sealant of the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool We discovered writing just now while walking the edge of the pool. This BS needs to end. This comes as mobile SURVEILLANCE TOWERS have been deployed around the pool, along with Park Police and National Guard on 24/7 watch. It’s insane to see that TDS is this bad that death threats are being written into the reflecting pool of the Lincoln Memorial.

@TxDrengr @greengirlbella_ It was a yes or no question.

@greengirlbella_ Yes. I find Apple's business practices repugnant. I'll never own one, no matter how viciously they beat their child slaves to manufacture a superior camera.

Texas bbq, Texans, tell me what I’m missing

@RedPantsUGA @RedstateDem86 @FOS @FreddyLA7 @FBI @ICEgov You just wrote it...

@RedstateDem86 @FOS @FreddyLA7 When you write “bootlicker” you become an immediate target of the @FBI and @ICEgov You are a disgrace. Just leave

A White House visit is in the works for @FreddyLA7, the German soccer fan who has gone viral documenting his American travels during the World Cup. Trump administration official Nick Adams told FOS the two are in contact about a visit.

@nicksortor @Geopotato23 @cajuncutie1980 I mean you are pretty obnoxious

@Geopotato23 @cajuncutie1980 They want us dead.

@RetailBrokerHTX @imxianx Those aren't cupcakes

@imxianx Hey whoa there…I represent nothing Bundt cakes down in these here parts. Wildly successful concept.

A client bought an old Kroger leased to pickleball. He ranted to me his basis, that it was a 10% cash on cash, etc Called me just now - May/June they short payed rent, they “don’t see a path to getting above water” By 2030 pickleball will be gone and will be a cautionary tale

@TheHost_ They have Walgreens over thereM

My cashier at Walmart was an older black woman who called me honey unprompted and then when I mentioned that I was making broccoli cheese soup asked me for the recipe. I pulled it up on my phone and asked her if she wanted me to text it to her, etc. "Oh no honey I don't do all that mess, here." She pointedly hands me a ballpoint pen and some blank receipt paper and gestures at a nearby chair. And you're damn right I spent the next 15 minutes manually writing it. 😂

BREAKING: Iran Suspends Entire 60-Day Negotiation Process With the U.S. Iran has halted its entire 60-day negotiation framework with the United States after accusing Washington of violating the very first clause of the recently signed MOU. According to Fars and Al-Mayadeen, Iranian officials argue Israeli strikes in southern Lebanon less than 24 hours after the agreement was electronically signed constituted a direct breach of U.S. obligations under the deal. Iran’s delegation was reportedly preparing to depart for Switzerland for the first round of talks when Tehran abruptly canceled the trip. Iranian officials now say they will not fulfill their own commitments until they are fully assured Israeli attacks on Lebanon have stopped and the U.S. has adhered to the agreement’s first-clause requirements. The first round of U.S.-Iran talks is now effectively off the table. Follow @AllenAnalysis to stay ahead of the curve.

@PazzaMamma9 @KyleKulinski Trump is your hero. Wild.

@KyleKulinski Mamdani and the Nazi dude in Maine are your heroes. Wild.

Republicans are so fucking lucky this man can’t run for president

@angel_0f_deathx Typical

Unfriendly reminder that Conor McGregor raped a woman so violently that she had to have her tampon surgically removed

RE: George W. Bush One of my great regrets in life is the way I defended George W. Bush in the early 2000s. This cost me friends and exposed me to relentless personal attacks. I defended his CHARACTER. I thought what I was doing was right. I was wrong. I did not believe—and still do not believe—that he “lied” us into the war in Iraq. My belief was and is based on my knowledge of classified pre-war intelligence and my service early in the war on the Iraqi base that was most suspected to include WMD storage. I defended Bush against “Bush lied, people died.” I defended Bush against “Chimpy McBushitler” and all of the other spurious Democrat insults that served only to undermine the war effort I had been fighting. But while I defended Bush, he NEVER defended himself. Then, when a true Marxist was elected President in the form of the worst human being to occupy the Oval Office since Woodrow Wilson (i.e., Barack Obama), Bush was SILENT. He never, ever spoke out against Obama, and even cozied up to him and Michelle, which I assumed was part of the tradition of former Presidents never criticizing their successors. (I was wrong in my assumption.) THEN Donald Trump was elected President by America and suddenly Bush found his voice in criticizing serving Presidents. Why would he do this to a member of his own party other than because Trump was an outsider determined to dismantle the tyranny of the federal administrative state? I now know that George W. Bush is a Deep State charlatan of extremely low character. Allegiance to the Deep State and The Swamp trumps any allegiance he may have ever had to his own party, the United States of America, the Constitution, or the American people. He is despicable. Surprisingly, I now find him more objectionable than the other Presidents in this picture. At least they let us know who they actually were. One of my great regrets in life is the way I defended George W. Bush in the early 2000s.

@mi6tyAl @LVann_Sports Theyre Tecovas so like a third of that

@LVann_Sports Yep. About 3K for those if they’re Lucchese

They really got him ostrich leather and he has no idea how premium that is 😭