Bull of Thee Woods

@thechrisbarron Happy #Caturday

@sshxbt See, it's people who work really really hard who get ahead in our society

top 5 CNBC clips of all time

Breaking: Detroit ace and two-time reigning AL Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow, manager A.J. Hinch said. Hinch did not give a timetable for Skubal's return, but procedures typically sideline players for two to three months.

@alfranken Grandpa Al when the kids tell a knock-knock joke: "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

Watching the Dodgers with my LA grandchildren.

@thepointsguy My wife unpacks like we've just moved into our new home. I'm still picking things out of a suitcase four days later.

Do you unpack immediately when you get to your lodging, or do you relax and do it later?

@ColtCabana @united I once wrote a check to a buddy of mine and put "Baby Bear" as his middle name. The bank made him endorse the check as Firstname "Baby Bear" Lastname. 😂😂 @AlexShelley313

Why did @united let me do this?

@BigBrainBizness My greatest moments at work have always come right after I shit on the floor.

Michael Bloomberg, founder of Bloomberg LP, on why showing up early and staying late beats being the smartest person in the room: "I'm not smarter than anybody else, but I can outwork you." Bloomberg shares his key to success: "Make sure you're the first one in there every day and the last one to leave. Don't ever take a lunch break or go to the bathroom. You keep working. You never know when that opportunity is going to come along." He explains how this approach shaped his early career at Salomon Brothers. The managing partner of the company, Bill Salomon, was the second person to arrive each morning. @MikeBloomberg was the only other one in the big trading room. "If he had needed to borrow a match… if he wanted to ask something about a newspaper or a stock, he came over and so we became buddies." The same thing happened at the end of the day. The number two guy, John Gutfreund, was the last one to leave except for Bloomberg. They'd share a cab or take the subway uptown together. "You can't control that you're the smartest guy. There'll always be somebody smarter. But if you're there, then you absorb things. You put things together in ways that if you didn't have all that experience…" He compares it to skiing: "Reading a book on skiing doesn't teach you how to ski. You got to go and you got to ski and get lots of miles under your skis. And incidentally, if you don't fall, you're not skiing hard enough and you're not learning anything." Bloomberg also touches on resilience when things don't go your way: "You got to be smart enough to say, 'Hey, I tried it. Don't let your ego get in the way. I can't keep doing this. I've got to earn a living, but a year from now, I'm going to come up with a better idea and then I'll go back and do it again.'" He closes with a mindset that defined his career: "There's never been a day that I haven't looked forward to going into work. Even the days I knew I was going to get beaten up. Even the day I knew I was going to get fired. I'd never been fired before. I wonder what it's like. Okay, let's go find out."

@JustinMacmahan You remember what you were thinking hours ago? Wow.

I know so little about horse racing. Can someone please explain how the biggest underdog in the race (+8000) could gain this much ground in the final stretch? I remember thinking it made no sense at the time and I still don’t get it

@IsThisWrestling As good as he ever was bay bee

JOHN ZANDIG

@MattD_SC Orange Cassidy was inspired by Steven Wright

Part of me wonders what would have happened if this German footage got out a couple of decades sooner. I'd have been interested to see people inspired by Steve Wright instead of Johnny Saint for instance. This is very entertaining and slick.

I got a tip from a friend that there’s an abandoned house with a shed full of stuff and possibly collectibles. He gave me permission to go on the property so I can go through it. I’ll post a pic as soon as I open the doors. I’m going in a few hours.

@phillymag Insufferable to watch, thank God he had a brief run as champion.

Everybody wants to know if Philly 'Jeopardy!' champ Greg Shahade is single. The answer is a bit complicated. He is polyamorous.    phillymag.com/news/2026/04/3…

@PGATOUR @cadillac_champ Confirmed bachelors

You don’t see this every day 👀 Nick Taylor getting an on-course physio session after suffering from back issues @Cadillac_Champ.

@rayfp Women there won't treat him mean

Bob Dylan plays his first-ever concert in Abilene TX tonight. But I just discovered working on my Rolling Thunder series that he was scheduled to play there almost exactly 50 years ago. The concert, like a few others on Rolling Thunder 1976, was canceled due to low ticket sales.

@redhotnerd Thank you

@Itschmccormi Dude that’s something to ask that particular Dunkin. My guess is they used degreaser to clean the griddle if they’re griddled, and forgot to flush the fryer of the soap before refilling it with oil if they’re deep fried.

So… she was right. Let me explain: metal sooons are often make out of thin stainless alloys and chrome plating over aluminum. The acid in the tomatoes will break this down and lead to a leaching and a metallic taste. The pot you’re cooking it in has a smooth surface and even if it’s aluminum, is anodized or inert stainless steel which does NOT do this.

@DogSuperFood All dogs currently alive are aging

Aging dog? Cesar Millan's new video on honey will shock you 🍯

@Connormuldowney They remain irredeemable, lost forever. They'll just line up to vote for and defend the next Epstein Class charlatan.

what happened to all the idiots who voted for trump because of gas prices?

Nothing suspicious about this!

@ChristopherHale The Bang Bang Shrimp appears frozen 🍤🥶

TFW you learn from the New York Times that your girlfriend, eighteen years younger than you, is cheating on you.

@RonFilipkowski Remember, pointing out hypocrisy or trying to reach the unreachable is an absolute waste of time and energy.

February 5, 2025. Trump announces he is going to build a new ballroom at the WH and pay for it with his own money: “It’s going to cost nothing. I will spend the whole thing myself.”