Alex Keys

288 posts

Alex Keys

Alex Keys

@JAlexiK

Katılım Eylül 2009
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Alex Keys
Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@DavidPGCSE I don’t understand. Are they against fascism or “against” fascism?
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Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@IanSollom Ian, what's the estimated additional cost impact for this? Nobody wants to be disrupted by trains, but we also want to avoid cost increases making the project less viable. We don't want another "bat tunnel" situation!
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Ian Sollom MP 🔶
Ian Sollom MP 🔶@IanSollom·
When I met with the East West Rail Working Group in Caldecote and visited sites that would be impacted by a cut and cover tunnel, I heard that a change to a mined tunnel would significantly reduce disruption for residents in the years it will take to build the new train line.
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Ian Sollom MP 🔶
Ian Sollom MP 🔶@IanSollom·
Having met with East West Rail (EWR) many times over the past year to raise concerns from the local community and discuss possible improvements to the project, I welcome the announcement today that it will be changing plans for tunnelling near Caldecote and Bourn Airfield.
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Alex Keys
Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@DavidPGCSE To this day I can’t look at a pair of nutcrackers without wincing
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David Paxton
David Paxton@DavidDPaxton·
@richardpbacon Her idea of what a woman is a clear biological definition. Whats yours?
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richard bacon
richard bacon@richardpbacon·
She is not a trans woman. She just don’t fit your idea of what a woman is. But she is a woman. She was born a woman. As one of the biggest authors in the world, you’ve metaphorically punched her around the head. And possibly shattered the achievement of her life’s ambition
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling

Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024

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Alex Keys
Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@TheSimonEvans Man alive, for a moment I thought it was Vince Cable back after 40 days in the wilderness.
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Christopher C. Leon
Christopher C. Leon@Christcleon·
When their hair goes, many men, including myself, grow a goatee, full beard or (long gay coded but who knows) moustache to compensate, make themselves seem less pebble or egg like and suggest a degree of virility or at least viability. Only the legendary Ken Campbell to my knowledge was able to cultivate his eyebrows to an extent that might have actually formed a workable combover.
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Christopher Snowdon
Christopher Snowdon@cjsnowdon·
Can you guess the missing words? Clue: it has nothing to do with any of crises affecting the NHS.
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Christopher Snowdon
Christopher Snowdon@cjsnowdon·
If this organisation isn’t 100% state-funded I’m a Dutchman.
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Alex Keys
Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@WillardFoxton Just like the duck house, our politicians will shrug and assume it’s the natural state of things.
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Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@DavidDPaxton Why didn’t this senior politician pack his own sandwiches? Truly holding power to account.
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Tosh&Piffle
Tosh&Piffle@t__and__p·
@BristOliver More seriously, there's a direct link to the F1 KERS systems. The Department Formerly Known As DECC awarded funding some years back to Williams F1 (and others) to develop flywheel tech for energy storage. So maybe the metric could be the number of F1 cars on the side of the Shard
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Alex Keys
Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@DavidDPaxton Laser guided bum gun. Destroys more Klingons than Jean-Luc Picard.
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David Paxton
David Paxton@DavidDPaxton·
Heated Japanese super-loo with laser guided bum gun. This why we get up in the morning.
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Willard Foxton Todd
Willard Foxton Todd@WillardFoxton·
It’s a testament to the amazing journalism and storytelling of our team at @NovelPodcasts but also the brilliant marketing we’ve had from @WonderyMedia that we’re doing so well...next week, number ones outside of the UK!
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Willard Foxton Todd@WillardFoxton·
I know I’m banging on about it, but Kill List is now the #1 podcast across the UK! #1 Top Show 🥇 #1 Top Series 🥇 #1 True Crime 🥇
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Alex Keys@JAlexiK·
@twlldun You should turn such jokes into single panel comics. I think there’d be a market for that.
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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
Did the old comedy switcheroo, didn’t I lads. You were watching one hand, but the other hand had the gag in. Honestly, watch and learn.
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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
Just a reminder here that anyone who makes silly assumptions about the object of their desire being out of their league should look at this story. He’s an *alligator tour guide* and yet he still consented to marry Lana Del Rey, the lucky girl. True love knows no boundaries.
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