Gently Mad

@theliamnissan ??? What the fuck are you talking about?

Trump's almost 80 years old and his wife still has viable eggs. Kimmel's joke about her becoming a widow isn't "out of line" it's fucking realistic you MAGA dipshits

@stephenRB4 @Robinov14 You haven’t heard of “The Poisonwood Bible” by Barbara Kingsolver? um…ok.

@Robinov14 I haven’t head of that one

What’s the one novel you will never stop raving about to anyone who appears remotely interested? 📚

@ImSpeaking13 Whoa whoa whoa. What in the fucking fuck. Black Jacks, Smith Bros. Cough drops, the black licorice with the candy coating things, OUZO, fucking SAMBUCA, oh my god.

Whoever designated black licorice as an edible flavor was a fucking asshole.

@WatchDogWa @JoJoFromJerz Hey cocksuck, the Secret Service FIRED. they missed. from 30 feet, they missed talk about “the hand of God”

@JoJoFromJerz Jesus Christ you really are that fucking stupid. How the fuck do you think people reacted in the ballroom when the shooter wasn't in there? Hint: They heard his gun fire. God damn you shouldn't have the right to vote being this dumb.

Wait a minute — is it true that the WHCA dinner shooter didn’t actually discharge his weapon?

@IngrahamAngle Nope. Not seething. Not anything. Here’s something though, He fucked children and YOU, yes YOU, don’t even care. TRIGGER ALERT

Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.

@bazzana_muse @hefty_laces @The1andonlyCT23 @RaysBaseball Are you kidding? Or just fucking stupid?

@hefty_laces @The1andonlyCT23 @RaysBaseball So you don’t want to give him his first career hit?

Check Mate #RaysUp | #RaysWin

@lovedropx Ha Love it

BILF (book I'd like to finish)

@BulwarkOnline You didn’t include the greatest fucking line ever “So, you think he was talking about you?”

O'Donnell: "The so-called manifesto is a stunning thing to read…He writes this quote…'I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands in his crimes.'" Trump: "I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're horrible people…I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. I'm not a pedophile…I was totally exonerated. Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones who were involved with, let's say, Epstein or other things…You should be ashamed of yourself reading that, because I'm not any of those things and I was never…You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes. You're a disgrace. Go ahead, let's finish the interview. You're disgraceful."

@johnnymaga Donald Trump batted .113 at that university Also, nobody gives a fucking fuck how well the guy played fucking baseball.

Trump was once scouted by the Philadelphia Phillies during his time playing first base at the New York Military Academy. Most people have never heard about this.

@catturd2 And not a single one of them will ever be head of the FBI you stupid fucking fuck.

The very media who were writing fake stories about Kash Patel having a drinking problem, were stealing bottles of wine after the attempted assassination event.

@PatriciaHeaton Because they WEREN’T fascist, dangerous, threats to this country’s democracy you incredibly stupid fuck. How do you NOT see a difference?

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

@SundaeDivine Hahaha ❤️

I just want to let everyone to know I’m safe.

@HistoryBoutique He LITERALLY hid behind her on the way out. Held her like a shield.

Stephen Miller covered his pregnant wife with his body. She is curled into him for protection. One of the most beautiful representations of love, marriage, and manliness I’ve seen. Christ, keep them safe.

It’s interesting growing up and realizing that most adults are not very bright. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t know that the situation was this serious.

@TBLightning How do these fucking fucks cut away from an OVERTIME to a game that hasn’t even dropped the puck yet?

Knotted at two after two. #TBLvsMTL

@DontCallMeDebby Sedfub

Rolling Stones …

@itsme_urstruly Um..no. I most certainly have not.

People who go to the cinema alone or eat alone have unlocked a level of peace most people are too uncomfortable to reach.

@JaimeFPenuela @iamAtheistGirl Well, that, AND that there probably was no talking donkey. Ever.

@iamAtheistGirl The human brain evolved to receive God's consciousness, now you are saying that 37 billion neurons are an accident of evolution and the brain that you are using to complain why God is not present in this prison planet is just there for no purpose.

you believe in talking donkeys because a book written thousands of years ago by men who didn’t know where the sun went at night said so sit all the way down you fucking clown the adults are talking

@HJamesWrites Do you prefer the “endpapers” to be color coordinated with the cover? I mean, WTF if it has a prologue READ IT and move on

Book lovers, do you prefer books with or without prologues? 📚🤓

@0Beanie05923291 I don’t like it but the truth is the only “references” we see these days are on JEOPARDY.

If you think Shakespeare "alienates" students, consider how "alienated" they feel later in life when references are made to Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet & they don't understand. A lot of things are unfamiliar or difficult for students. That isn't a reason to stop teaching them.